Why are Brits so gay? Is it because their women look so ugly and disgusting?

Why are Brits so gay? Is it because their women look so ugly and disgusting?

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You're oversimplifying the issue. Not only do british women look ugly and disgusting, they sound ugly and disgusting, they act ugly and disgusting, and deep down inside, they are ugly and disgusting.

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poor brits

Can you please delete this thread
brits are the least gay posters on bant

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idk man you guys are pretty damn gay

Why do British gayboys like you love drinking tea and kissing boys?

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sure they are

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no I'm pretty straight
I only ever post straight stuff

Tea is delicious and british boys are cute
That doesn't make us gay though

Please stop bullying us we are straight

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you said the same thing yesterday and proceeded to post a bunch of gay shit shortly after. Cut the act and get down to asking finland to fuck your asshole.

>brits drink lots of tea
>they're also gay as fuck
hmm...

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wouldn't that be gay though?
im not going to do that because I'm not a homo

citation needed
it's better than drinking coffee anyway. that's a pretty gay drink

coffee is the straightest drink
dumb britbong

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I hear that only gey finnish manlets drink coffee
brits drink tea and all brits are straight. therefore tea must also be straight

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This is true. Whenever I kiss my male friends we say "not gay" afterwards so this thread is slander against our straight posting nation

Coffee is honestly gayest drink ever, only gays go to coffee places in russia and normal people just go to diners and drink tea there.

i-i'm not a manlet

shut up
coffee is the straight man's drink of choice

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Well I guess its pretty manly for a small boi like you to drink strong coffee. Do you also drink it boiling hot like a real man?

found a pic of you and your friends

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I thought Russia has roving gay hunters who bash any pooftahs on sight, so all russian fags have to keep quiet and act straight.

russia sound like a nice place
you can avoid all the coffee drinking homos

short gay finn

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gay midget

Russians only gay bash to make it more exciting and naughty to get railed in the ass

>all of them died of aids
let this be a lesson to you all, don't be a slut and look for that special one
Its not that radical.

coffee lets me stay awake

i'm not short or gay

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but that isn't even that gay

short and gay
especially the gay part

Please don't gaypost in this straight thread

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you're a manlet too desu

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but coffee shrinks your dick bro

The only true manlets are Finns

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no im not. Im not even that small.
im a pretty average height

finns have small benis

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holy shit

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>thread devolved into penis size comparisson
stop bullying finnboi, its not his fault

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DELETE THIS

shut up dumb danish gayboy

dumb britbong gay

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this is now a bully finland thread

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this
stupid gay britbongs are obsessed with dicks

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>finland drinks the most coffee per capita in the world
> coffee shrinks dicks
>finland has one of the smallest penis sizes in europe
we've figured you out, finnfag

dumb gay britbong stop bullying me

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You have a small pecker?
Even more evidence of your girlieness

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>>coffee shrinks dicks
bullshit

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don't listen to them
Finnish boys are innocent, nice and have healthy dong
no homo

but it's funny to bully dumb finnish bois

im not obsessed with dicks
dicks are gay

this actually makes a lot of sense
they need to drink more tea, honestly

*bullies you*

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dumb dane
i'm not girlish

wow i didnt know americans are this based

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stop bully
dumb britbong with yellow teeth because he drinks too much tea

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I hope you all choke on a razor blade and die.

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benis size bullying is just mean and no man would do that to another man
only girls are this mean

coffee stains your teeth a lot as well
and it also makes you a massive homo

t.russian with small bepis
okok I'll stop. Im not really in a position to bully others about it

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t. tranny whose dick was shriveled from HRT

?

no u
stephen molymeme

t. actual mean penis hating tranny that get off castration pics
>russian with small bepis
mean rude and dumb

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dumb britbong
i'm not a homogay
tea is a gay drink

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haha look at this dood

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Suure.
When's the last time you shaved your legs miss?

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tea is a straight drink that is drank exclusively by straight british lads

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THIS IS MY SHOW CUT HIM OFF MIKE CUT HIM OFF IM THE ONE IN CHARGE HERE
ME ME MEEEEEEEEE1!!

never
dumb dane

tea is drank exclusively by gay britboys

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Gross!
Stinky unshaven finn

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I drink tea and most of the guys I know drink tea. Im pretty sure we're all straight
It's not like we do gay stuff like drinking coffee

smooth legs are nice

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i'm not even that hairy
dumb dane

dumb gay brit
drinking tea is gay as fuck

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ape

it's not gay! You just can't appreciate the unique and subtle flavour of perfectly brewed tea
your tastebuds have been ruined by too much coffee

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gorilla

Yes, brits are clearly smart posters.

Doesn't matter, any hair on your legs is too much.
Dumb finn

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no

prove

tea is gay
dumb brit

wow what a homo

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everyone should like smooth legs
they're great

what? no
dumb russian homo

coffee is gay
dumb finn

post your hairy arm mr. orangutan

I-it's not homo to shave your legs!
It feels nicer and you gf will like it better.
Just better, dumb finn...

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I LOVE HUGE DICKS

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Smart British poster.
No one should have stinky hairy legs.

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dumb tea homo

what if i dont want a gf?

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no I'm not posting any of my body parts on bant

that's gay

Please stop gayposting
this is a straight thread for straightposters only

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>it's not homo to shave your legs

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im not a homo
I drink my daily tea to keep the gay away

dumb homo.
A bf will still like it better, n-not that I'd know or anything...

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No!
Shaving your legs should be mandatory!

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gay

yet you're still gay
wow

>dane knows what a bf would want
dumb homo

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Dane, how do you shave them? Razor or something else?

im not gay, dumb homo finn
you're the one posting all the pictures of gay boys

I don't know that sounds pretty gay

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Shaving is for the weak
Unless you have a hairy ass in a hot climate
That is the one exception

Shut up!
If i wanted a bf he would definitely have shaved legs so that means we can't be together!
N-not that i would anyways...

Yeah, a special razor made for legs and other bodyparts combined with shaving cream.
Nice and smooth~

It's not gay!
Only good hygiene!

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macaco

they're just good friends

i have no idea what you meant by that
dumb dane

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it means you're gross.

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no I can tell that these are definitely gay kisses
honestly it's pretty gay to save all those pics of gay boys

gaay

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Agreed

English aren't Brits.

Whatever!
Go drink your gay tea!

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i'm not gross

you know what is gayer? saving pics of anime girls

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ugh, i always get irritated skin after shaving and moisterizers don't really help
looks horrible tbdesu

I have the hairiest ass you have ever seen
But my torso and arms are completely hair-free

Its pretty weird

tea isn't gay!
im drinking green tea, the straightest of teas

it's not that gay.
theh like boys so that makes it slightly gay but it's still not as gay as two guys kissing

>Shaving is unhygienic