Just spoke to a Secret Service user

Dude says that Trump just broke the world Record of Assassination Attempts the other day, Pretty insane.

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>attempts

could just mean 800 complete fuck ups

Sure ya did

A million beaners with kitchen knives.

sure seems like there are a lot of people that would try.

Nobody has tried to assassinate Trump. Only good people get assassinated. Ghandi, JFK, Lincoln, Teddy (almost), Reagan (almost), Jesus, etc etc. Just the way the world works.

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With just a little more effort you could have learned just a little more about what “good” people Teddy, JFK, and Lincoln actually were and you would be less impressed. However, you are a lazy, fatass libtard so you have never made any effort in life.

wow, do you have an unnamed source for that? sounds legit.

Bullshit. If someone wanted to kill him they could do it easy enough.

Let me guess, they were aliens? Freemasons? Ebil JEWS?

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imagine larping this hard

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Can somebody please shoot their shot at Hillary though?\
please?

>Ebil JEWS

redundant

>Bernie is Sanguinius
The fuck?

ebil progressives, really

Yet not one of them will ever be intelligent enough to succeed. We're talking about soft, clueless, silver spoon-fed snowflakes with no experience of the harsh realities of the real world. Of course you fail every time.

This has to be summer bait

Hey man, just thought I'd let you know that you are a literal brain-rotted mental.

>JFK
>oppose Israel
>get shot

>Trump
>do everything for Israel
>...

Pretty sure that Trump is safe as can be.

Teddy Roosevelt massacred hundreds of thousands of Filipinos in one of the worst ever genocides during the colonial period. Lincoln hated blacks and wanted them all shipped back to Africa, JFK started the Vietnam war.

>soft, clueless, silver spoon-fed snowflakes with no experience of the harsh realities of the real world getting dumped straight into gen-pop

My dick just twitched.

3 unnamed sources who work at the FBI, CIA, and NSA.

What is the name of the republican version of shareblue? Because it's going in full force today.

How many people did Trump try to kill?

>mTalmud

doubt.jpg

Even jail is soft nowadays, younger niggers and spics are all flaming queers who wear tight pants. The gibs are turning the shitskins into pussies.

as always britbongistan bringing the inbred bantz

I believe it.
The MSM is doing their best to inflame weak minded people.
And they won't stop.

There were several documented attempts on him during the election campaign.

>Ghandi
Dangerous wife beating subversive who's resistance against the British led to scores of people starving themselves to death. It has taken India half a century to recover the civility it lost when the Brits hastily withdrew. Without the moderating force of a neutral military power, Hindus and Muslims began to fight, leading to the split of India and continued sectarian killings.
>JFK
Removed the Shah from power in Iran because "muh republicanism" thus creating a power vacuum that was filled by radical jihadists who would go on to destabilize the entire region and flood Europe with refugees.
>Lincoln
Utterly failed to deal with the African-Americans. Failed so hard at Reconstruction the south is still assblasted over it.
>Teddy Roosevelt
Established the horrendous practice of Trust-busting which lead to a decline in productivity as companies like standard oil which weren't behaving in monopolistic ways were gutted on behalf of less productive firms so that they could gain more leverage over their workers and raise prices.
>Reagan
The Immigration Reform and Control Act. Enough said.
>Jesus
He was executed not assassinated brainlet

Meant for

>Ghandi
Agreed. total douche.
>JFK
JFK was killed in 1963. you must be referring to Mossadegh/Operation Ajx. The overthrow of the Shab by the Ayatollahs happend in 1979 under Jimmy Carter.
Ajaz wasn't even th eworst coup of JFK's tenure. overthrowing Diem in was problably the single biggest blunder of the Vietnam war and the outcome of the war would likely have been different in he was kept in power
>Roosevelt
agreed. a douchebag. he was redpilled on shitskins tho
Reagan
> naive and senile by his second term, but not bad
>Jesus
come on man

Republicans are too old fashioned to have one, you're seeing genuine made-in-America massive conservative autism.
God Bless America.

Proof with pic, timestamp, livestream, ID of SS agent, .gov email address, photos of family with timestamp and get me a tour of the WH

No. Only those who oppose the assassins syndicate at the synagogue of satanic order get martyred. Then mecromanced as a puppet for controlled ops since the dead cant testify and monumentalizing a political idol is a way to stir chaos and regain control over a rebelling population. Jfk was an imside job. Challenger missions. Intentional Sabatoge. Apollo missions. More masonic numerology at work. Modern day celeb suicides. Covenants with death and the 666 beast of revelation that lurks amid the sea of soumdwaves. Whats the weight of guilt to the souled out slaves who performed in such cult classic rituals. The wages of sin are...

Idiots like you should stay out of conversations where people try to actually study and discuss history and current events. Just go away retard.

Howdy!

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non-political slide thread, fuck off and go to /tg/ if you want to larp you gigantic fucking homosexual

Fuck yourself

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They would fail anyway. You would need a silver stake blessed by the pope himself, aim it to the hearth and then to cut off his head. Not an easy task!
Then you would need to defeat the final boss: the jewish God!

>BLESSED BY THE POPE
Trump blesses popes.

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Hes mad because Ivanka isnt wearing any undies.