ITT: We tell two truths and a lie about ourselves and try to guess each others lies. (lewds preferable but not required)
Rules: >If you post your truths and a lie you have to guess for a few anons also >Wait for a few anons to guess yours before you reveal anything
Mine:
>1: A guy in his 40s paid me $1000 to come to my house and do all my chores while naked, and pleasure me however I wished. He kept passively suggesting that I should fuck him but I didn't wanna so I just got him to suck me off. I kinda regret that now cause he didn't come back after that. >2: I was once peed on while kneeling in the grass in my friends back yard at around 2am in the morning. I couldn't stop giggling while it was happening, then I was cold and we took a shower together. >3: The oldest person I've had sexual relations with was 82 (or maybe 83 now, but he was 82 when I asked). I still see him sometimes, he likes to grind against me between my legs until he cums.
i'll go w/e >catfished a gmod dev into giving me admin on his server >first sex act age 13 >had some fat chick follow me home from a nightclub, sperged out and bolted when i realized
Anthony Gonzalez
2 is a lie.
>One time, while hanging out with friends, my gf at the time told me she had to go to the bathroom. We went to the bathroom, she shat on my chest, I nutted, we cleaned up, then we went right back to hanging out with our friends. >While I was 15, I was in a six person orgy. One of the girls always said her boyfriend had a huge dick, and she had just broken up with him days before. I fucked her and she bled. >I've had sex with a female horse, it was when my family was visiting one of my dad's old friends in the middle of nowhere. It came.
Andrew Adams
3 is fake
Landon Taylor
fuck you I don't have interesting stories. My friend pissed on my shoes once does that count?
Juan Sanchez
haha that happened to me once
Joseph Robinson
3rd one is the lie
As for mine, the first one was the lie. The second one was with my fuckbuddy who I used to smoke weed with after I dropped out of highschool. We got up to all sorts of mischief, I miss those days. The third one was a client of mine, I work as a sex worker these days so yeah. He's agreeable enough.
My ones a bit more complicated, we were camping for a school thing, it happened a few years ago, and he didn't have any shoes, don't remember why. I had a spare I bought by accident and I gave them to him. He needed a piss and we were doing some shit so we told him to do it behind a tree instead of walking to the toilets a while away, and he managed to get some fucking piss on my shoes somehow.
Tyler Moore
>I dropped out of highschool >I work as a sex worker these days so yeah Wow Are you cute though?
Asher Jones
ah well at least you made money 2nd was lie, was actually 15. that fat bitch just wouldn't take a hint and neither would her bitch aunties who got really weird
Asher Watson
I am guessing that number 2 is fake. (Or plot twist they all are and you are just trying to get embarrassing stories out of us :O)
op you should find a better profession, its not that i don't understand or anything but it is surely bad for you
Isaac Evans
It's my calling, I find it fun. I've always been really open sexually and I get paid $200/h for it. I'm disappointed that I won't be able to do it for the rest of my life.
I believe you have enough information to deduce that Come now user, lets not derail the thread too much. Eh? No I'm actually 23, I look younger than that. Or are you saying you're 28?
>I rank number 1 in the world in the game of Boggle. >Have a doctorate in mathematics. >Solved approved problems in the realm of cryptocurrency that nobody in the world has yet, which include the memory-tending-to-infinity problem and improving the speed up to 128x what it currently is.
Chase Sullivan
what are you guys even talking about?
Jordan Williams
3rd is a lie obviously
Parker Nelson
No, the doctorate in mathematics is.
Zilliqa approved my proposals.
Daniel Gomez
Don't really have any wild stories but whatever
>Used to cut myself from when I was 11 until I turned 13 and I still have scars on my hands and legs. >I was robbed by an immigrant with a knife outside a burger king on my 14 year birthday. >Almost killed a little kid with fireworks a few years ago by accident.
Another Poo shilling another shitcoin. Why is it that you Loos have no scruples whatsoever.
Joshua Garcia
this tbqh
Connor Richardson
Why would you even shill it on Jow Forums of all places.
Nathan Thomas
Zilliqa isn't a shitcoin. It employs sharding which is the next-generation implementations of cryptocurrency. It is transactional sharding, rather than state sharding, which makes it an order of magnitude faster than ethereum's state sharding. But Zilliqa uses up more memory because every full node has to store every copy of every smart contract. But no problems there, because I solved the infinite memory problem.
Benjamin Adams
1) I’m an a fucking millionaire, suck my dick
2) I have an MA in educational methodology
3) I’ve abused more than twenty different substances throughout my 26-year life.
Show us your scars wanker. Mine: > I was able to get into an argument with a rich resort owner over who deserved to buy a hat, which we both hid in different places of the shop earlier, for 10 minutes. > I was almost apart of a whitewater rafting accident when a four hundred pound fat man was tipping the raft into the water because he couldn't keep himself balanced. > I went skydiving and was able to catch myself right into breaking one of my legs on the landing. Really? Ive peed on someone by accident before.
Robert Powell
For a robbery it was pretty chill. He started out by talking about how he really needed money and when I refused to give him any he showed me that he had a knife. Went to a police station afterwards and he was caught in less than a week.
Jason Campbell
He's doing it for fun now 1 lie
Brody Jenkins
Really? I've always imagined the typical thief as nervous and demanding, pulling out the knife right away and giving orders.
Jose Murphy
2.
Carter Moore
nope. 2 lole
William Garcia
hmmmm I'm gonna say 2 is the lie, I like the idea of you being a millionaire druggie
>Used to do fetishy loli voices on discord >When I was 14, I once walked into a bathroom seeing two grown men making out >Would draw porn on the side of my notebooks back in high school
Oh shit I'm so sorry 2 must be fake, you probably would be dead
Brody Green
2 is too unbelievable.
Ethan Bell
The twins were guys btw.
Matthew Turner
>i enjoy orgies with my friends on a semi regular basis >somebody once snorted coke off my ass while i was wearing a sun dress >i once consumed 20 grams of speed in 2 weeks and did not sleep for the duration of the binge
1. I lost my virginity to two male twins at the same time while in a tent. It was the most regretful thing I have ever done. 2. When I was in New York, a guy just handed me a mcdonalds bag full of money, and ran off. It was around $5000 in cash. I never knew why he did that. 3. The first time I got high resulted in me and a friend preparing a funeral for a hamster that I didn’t own so that way my friends mom could find out that he was a member of a gang
