You are given the choice of having a random person from a random country be teleported to your location and have...

You are given the choice of having a random person from a random country be teleported to your location and have him/her be really attracted to you.
You can only choose the gender of the person, anything else is completely random.
What country do you choose?

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Nice try but I'm not that dumb

Male, Denmark

An English speaking country I guess, maybe Australia

Male, Denmark

Male, Denmark

the country is random the gender isn't bozos

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wait im the bozo

This user, male I assume

>What country do you choose?

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>random country
>you can only choose gender
>what country do you choose
nice try

he worded it in a weird way
>random person from a RANDOM country
>you can only choose the gender of the person, anything else is completely random.

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Probably changed his mind as he wrote the post.

don't feel up for rolling the dice?
That's fine too.

*blush*
Wh-why exactly that?

Sticking with the devil you know eh?

No i meant you got to choose the country, didn't mean for the random country to be there, I'm tired...

No i get why you were confused, i worded it poorly.

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maria a bitch

Girl(male), Thailand

you as my brap gf

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No I thought more about it and I have nowhere to store a person so nobody

i would like girl(female), will take any country

a norwegian guy please

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japanese guy

Jow Forums is the only place where I interact with people from other countries, and Danish posters are probably my favourite because they're always nice to me on Jow Forums. There's one on Jow Forums that always writes nice things about France because we're supposedly his favourite country and I just love speaking to him.
I also think Danes look lovely in general because of a few Erasmus students that came to my uni looking tall and ravishing. I'm just a mere Frenchie, you know, it's hard to resist you guys.

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Because I would have a chance of getting you, silly.

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you see this right here? This is what the mokarin punch is for, you abusive little shits

Alright, not sure if it's ok to add trap to the choice list but I'll allow it.

Why do you want to store people?
Can't they just sleep witb you on the bed?

Alright, random is an option for the country too.
Just don't be sad if it's a crossdresser from irak or something.

...

Cool!

Oh cool!
I do try my best to be nice to everyone and just occasionally tease people a bit.
I really like france too, the i only really have contact with french people online and i think you're usually pretty cool.
So I'm guessing your answer would be danish(male?) from what you wrote.

*blush even harder*
O-okay...
I wish you luck then, not a high chance...

?

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O wait sorry i thought that was your first post for some reason, you already said so....

Sounds like the plot for the next mildly popular isekai light novel.

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>Why do you want to store people?
Don't you have to? Do they not store people in Denmark?
>Can't they just sleep witb you on the bed?
No, it's a one person bed unfortunately

Is it?
I'm not sure if you're being truthful or joking around.

>Do they not store people in Denmark
Not as far as i know.
>No, it's a one person bed unfortunately
That doesn't sound like an issue desu, just sleep tight together

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>just sleep tight together
Uhh it's not even a king single though, I barely fit on it myself

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No worries.

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Owww.
Mean leaf...

Extremely tightly then.
So close that you can feel each others heartbeats and every breath~

You're cute!
Maybe I'll choose a french(male)~

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Anyways i made this thread a bit late and i need to sleep, goodnight friends and we'll see if i wake up with someone in bed, whether it be still here or in some other country~

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Have a headpat nice neko, I'm wure you'll find your cute Norwegian.

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male(girl) Japan

>Maybe I'll choose a french(male)~
...
Sleep snug.

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female Liechtenstein
I would also settle for female Monaco

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male, denmark
welcome to hell faggot