A burglar carrying an AK-47 just broke into your house and the last pic you saved is what will try to save you...

A burglar carrying an AK-47 just broke into your house and the last pic you saved is what will try to save you. How screwed are you?

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Absolutely fucked

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i either win or die being based
both are fine

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Good day to die hard

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I hope the burglar is into big girls.

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ok im good

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I sure hope the burglar enjoys starving to death with me >:^)

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Im saved

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I don't really know how screwed I am

easy.

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oh well

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am fuckd aint i?

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>screwed by Jow Forums again

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I'm good.

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>聡中本
ofc only a weeb could be this stupid

He's gonna see his big iron real soon

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I'm fucked

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Eh.

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Well if I play my cards right...

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Whoops! can't show that in a Christian board!

Well...

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Pretty good odds id say

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idk i think i fine

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Might actually be okay.

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i mean
i'd say i'm okay

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This story must take place in France

The mighty plumber & co. PLUS toonforce? I'm probably the safest itt

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Ayy i got the strap

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Pretty fucked desu

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I have throwing weapons. Or I can cover my walls with them so that the burglar would shit himself and run away.

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Let's hope he's not great at bullet hells

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Open carry American, saved

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If everyone were like y'all we would have no crime

please don't group me in with them

>not liking satan tiddies
shake my sm.h f@m

Think I'm safe.

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I saved Bunny & Clyde and now they will save me.

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I lived

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saved

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welp

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I think I'll win with the ultra mega double team

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Nah mate the ultra mega double team is gonna fuck that bandito up

Not to fucked. But they will be.

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Im fcking good

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Pretty sure once the burglars dead im next

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...

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flawless victorie

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They will be inspired?

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Im fine

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I think I'll be just fine

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I'm fucking safe lad

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God damnit, I don't even like kpop I just saved it because I'm (((straight)))... Well I'm fucked

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i dont know

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It's Chen. I'm safe.

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I am so ded

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I'll be fine.

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*blocks ur path*
U NO STEHL FRUM MASSA

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It has 0defense though, a bug could kill it.

I will die doing what I love.

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Welp. I'm PK dead

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The best defense is a good offensive.

Geepie massa wookie no bubu wakka wo honick

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:)

The robber can’t kill me if he’s too busy getting his dick sucked

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I think I’m good.

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i'm fine

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I think I have nothing to worry about.

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Based. Spurdo with 100 speech skill will persuade the burglar into selling him the AK for 10 bucks.

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later nerds

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guess he wont be of much help

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They don't kill you and take your money, but reather keep you as a sex slave and save money in the long run on prostitutes