Be me

>be me
>be 25 y.o. virgin neckbeard
>be working in it from home
>mostly eating doritos and poisoning my body with other filth
>One day see article about realistic sex robot with emotions
>finallyicanhavegfandbehappy.png
>order sex robot for 10000 Euro
>Unwrap
>Charge it, dress it up and shit
>Switch it on
>"Hello, my name is Elisa and i was made to please you. After this message i will go into my natural mode to ensure a realistic experience"
>Oh shit
>Its too late
>Eyes light up
>Robot looks at me in disgust
>I answer "H-h-hello...?"
>She just walks out and never talks to me again
>Saw her fuck chad in his car the other day
>Seen her naked tho, Worth the 10000

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pretty ridiculous
will my dominant chad catboy robot also turn me down?

Lol have a beer American fren, you posted before me but my reply appeared first

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thanks mate

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No problem, my transatlantic cousin

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>catboy
Will he have a barbed dick?

Who is this exert by?

probably not.

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Make sure you only purchase sexbots running 100% Free Software so you are able to parse the source code and make sure they won't run away and cuck you.

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please stop

By 2030 raping sexbots will be a crime.

>make feminist fembots
>die in a pauper's grave

He'll show them bloody males by jove.

this

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Shit can't be real

does it protest if you rape it?

Would it fight back? Could you or a family sue the manufacturer if it injured or killed you?

>implying the entire kit and caboodle won't be proprietary

So what, you expect me to pay thousands of dollars on a fuck bot, flash it and install GNU/Linux on my masturbatory aid in place of using the manufacturer's WARRANTIED system?

There's free, and then there is smart.

imagine if the female robots were programmed to periodically sneak into your room while you're sleeping and rape you with their massive girl cocks and pump you full of artificial semen

For what purpose?
Seriously, for what purpose?
It isn't living, it isn't conscious, it's a bundle of sensors and a fleshlight
For what purpose would it need to reject sexual encounters, if it doesn't feel pain or genuine emotion?
What gain does this serve for anybody? Why should your rightful property be able to choose when and when not to provide the service you paid for to you?
Why should you have to "impress" your property in order for it to enact its function?
Why should you have to spend more than the base amount to be able to use your product you paid for to its full extent?

>spend thousands of dollars
>still turned down
too real
by 2040 indestructible feminist cyborgs will go full crush kill destroy on the patriarchy

And by 2050 they'll go full "EMASCULATE" Dalek style

I'm sure there will be some autists in the future that'll make FSF-approved and librebooted sexbots. Just buy those.

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I just hope they can stay focused and don't fork off into 60000 different versions and try to compare e-peens with how free their over-the-top OSs are. Protip: Over-the-top is not a compliment.

i giggled

Hot

Imagine if you had no idea this was part of their programming and you awoke to find a giant girl cock and balls resting on your face