They actually did it. They actually fucking made a board about Reddit. No dog whistles, no allusions...

They actually did it. They actually fucking made a board about Reddit. No dog whistles, no allusions, just pure straight Reddit pleb shit. Every fucking line is a meme. EVERY SINGLE ONE. There isn't one joke or quote in this threads that wouldn't get you at least 50 upvotes. If you plan on voting for Bernie Sanders this board is for you. If you own a fedora this board is for you. If you like taking turns with your girlfriend getting rammed in the ass by imported black cock this board is for you. If you're a normal fucking person who votes Republican and enjoys boards about niggers, jews, and dank frogs this piece of shit board is not for you and given the fact that there are no boards like that anymore because mods and posters can't get enough meme stickies shit you're better off just finding another board or killing yourself.
Fuck Reddit, fuck memes, and fuck whoever likes this board.

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*gives gold*

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Fuck
you
all
and I do mean all of you
every last one you of you sorry cock suckers on this shit hole planet in this shit hole galaxy in this shit whole universe
I fucking hate every last one of you sorry pieces of shit
existence is nothing more then a never ending shit show of interaction, people are constantly asking you shit or to do shit saying hi to you or just acting fucking retarded to you. When you are young they are bullies, when you get smart enough to figure out how to leave you alone and or like you they act like fucking morons and ask you dumb as shit questions and wont leave you alone.
There is no fucking escape
even the primitive anarchist fucks who go out into nature have to deal with all the suffering that it takes to survive.
You are required to do shit by nature
you have to eat sleep and fuck in order to fucking exist
nature is the biggest fucking tyrant in world history and no one, I repeat no one has ever freed themselves from it.
If there is a god then you will have to spend the rest of your concise state (an eternity) interacting with one of two entities endlessly. Or if there is no god you will spend the rest of your existence rotting unconcisly under the ground having your attoms eventually fall into the sun and burn their for all eternity.
Nothing fucking matters
there is nothing anyone should ever fucking enjoy
happiness doesn't matter
love doesn't matter
its all fucking bullshit
everything in this world is quite literally made of shit
say whatever the fuck you want bant
call me an incel
a poltard
wh*te boy
a nigger
a kike
whatever
I don't give a fuck
it doesn't fucking matter
all of existence is suffering
I guarantee the shit you say to me wont make a fucking difference

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BASED and redpilled!

this site has been reddit since 2014

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Cool. I'm going to play video games with my kids now. Hope you cheer up!

bant is so shit, only few more days and i will leave too, there is nothing good left here, you have retards derailing every thread and no originality
*spits on bant*
i cant believe i spent so much time here, i guess i will have to accept how things turned out and move on, the bad guys won, congratulations, i hope you are happy
at this point i just wish for hordes of normies to rape this board or for Jow Forums to take this shit rather than letting it rot in this gay state
yes, i hate most of the people on bant, i cant wait for some retard to reply to me with smug anime girl and saying im mad, wow so unexpected haha
we had a nice new board but you just had to ruin it because you couldnt stay in your own fucking shithole, you are like muslims of internet
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK i hate what this board became so much
just few more days and i will be free from this shit board

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reddit is that way buddy

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Oh look, it's the smartass from the locked thread. I see you chagned your terminology from are you actually here to are you legitimately. Open up your earholes, put on your thinking cap, and listen up you trolling little shit. Read up? It's text anyway! To answer the second mind-numbingly retarded questiojn I;'ve seen you post on this board, yes, I am in love with Raichu. A very king and caring one, I think, with an above average Thunder attack and a not-so-good(terrible, really). He's imaginary, picky with food choices, doesn't like DOTA 2, is not the same species I am, and sometimes gives me realy detailed visual imagery of us doing very lewd and very gay things together, causing me to have erections at teh worst of times, because he's a tease like that. Also, he's shit against ground types, cannot hug me, and if u search for Raichu on some of the porn sites I go to (I think 3D is PD, so probably not any of hte ones you frequent, user-chan) you get terrible shit drawn by people who want muh special snowflake muhfurrsonas. Not to mention I don't get any VNs or a tv show that isn't for kids. Still. I love him, and he's been my only IRL friend and companion for years, probably before you were even born. Go ahead and show me your waifu though, user-kun. I'll wait while you post your Large Eyed Anime Girl #3899320756, and then I'm going to laugh at you and finish this delightfully good can of root beer. If you've any more stupid non-questions, I'd love to read some of them. Might help you to get to know me a little better. Which is good. This is a FRIENDLY thread, after all.

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