Id with + must become Christian

tfw scientologist

No

I've been Christian all my life.

But i already am

roll

tfw muslim

Let' see.

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Not a Christian but I have to Kiss 6 Fans.

Well, who are my fans?

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They're all gay
You have to become gay instead

hehehe

>that 28 year old boomer who listens to KISS

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Ha but you're already a Christian

I refuse though

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id with - converts to zionism

rollan as a fedora

You have brought dishonour on our community. This calls for a lynching.

my id will have the word jew

>jyw
nearly there.

Here you go OP.

lol

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Your very flag as a cross though.

Testament

get

FUCK GOD
GOD YOU BLUE WHORE
JESUS YOU FUCKING DICK
VIRGIN MOTHER YOU FUCKING WHORE

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t.ass blasted pole

t. ass blasted religioslave burger

but I believe in the religion of Kek XDXD

Well fuck, looks like I have to become Christian, can you be a trap under Christianity?

no, it's haram
you can have slaves, marry slaves (multiple), rape children, eat shit and drink human blood, but if you wear a skirt as a man, it's an abomination

HAIL JEBUS

well that's gay, Paganism it is.

>be+
Be christian

Short how to.

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ID with slash is jewish

Ok.

Nice.

Fuck Christianity!

No!

Convert, heretic.

You are double jesus.

...

no
check id tho

NO

Why resist the Holy Ghost calling you to salvation through the blood of Jesus Christ?

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Quite honestly, the bible is pretty depressing book. I have read it (liked Peter's adventures while he was on the run tho) and realized I don't need any more threats in my life.

Sure why not

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Its only depressing if you don't understand salvation is a free gift to those who believe. Those who are born again are given a spirit of joy and love for all people.

I have nothing against you. I just don't think so.

Well if you are ever feeling different feel free to check out my other thread.

It's a deal user. :)

easy

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No thanks.

shall i join the crusades

i don't even know what being christian actually means

Fug Off,
t. Socalismo

Believing in the death burial and resurrection of Jesus Christ, accepting the free gift of salvation for your sins. Looking forward to the second coming of Christ or the Kingdom of God when you die.

I don't know, this sounds wierd.

I am already a loyal servant of our lord Jesus Christ.

I still refuse

>KISS 6 fan
Damn!

...

No. Next time try to be more convincing.
Also catholics are a joke.

Thousands of years of prophecy and thousands of years of archeologically isn't convincing?

>Thousands of years of prophecy and thousands of years of archeologically isn't convincing?
neither are witch doctors or muslims, you wasted your time you preachy arrogant fuck

No need to get angry.

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>Then war broke out in heaven. Michael and his angels fought against the dragon, and the dragon and his angels fought back. 8 But he was not strong enough, and they lost their place in heaven. 9 The great dragon was hurled down—that ancient serpent called the devil, or Satan, who leads the whole world astray. He was hurled to the earth, and his angels with him.

guys satan was naughty and den michael said 'satan i will kil u' and satan was like 'no i will kill u mitchel'; and he turned into a dwagon you gotta believe me

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It literally says in the begging of the book that its symbolized.

If my ID has no + I'll become a pagan

symbolized means bullshit?

It means it was signified so that only believers who understood the symbols in the old testament could understand Revelation.

But carry on in your impotent rage.

simple question = impotent rage?
me thinkth you exaggerate too much
or was your reply 'symbolized' as well?

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I didn't think it was difficult English to comprehend. I'll leave it to you to look up on google. I'm headed to bed. Goodnight.

look at him run waha

Don't really know whose side to be on with this, but I want to say that in my personal opinion I believe that most of, if not all of the bible is symbolism and stories with good underlying messages. Then again, I only go to church 1-2 times a year and haven't opened a bible in like 3, but thats just my two cents.

rolling for no reason

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