H-hello Anonymous! I hope t-the day found you well and you d-don't have any problems and you f-feel great!

H-hello Anonymous! I hope t-the day found you well and you d-don't have any problems and you f-feel great!

But in case you aren't, I've g-got some tea for you and w-we can talk out your problems in a calm, nonjudgemental, and safe manner

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actually honestly just fucking end yourself.

2D > 3D

HAIL SATAN

No t-thank you

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T-that's nice dear, l-let's select a tea together s-shall we?

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Wow R00D

seriously, just fucking consider suicide.

NOT FIRST

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C-care to share why you w-want me to do that, over s-some delicious tea?

H-here, I'll pour you some

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no

kot id get

W-what's on your mind, Anonymous? H-how are you?

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FUCK OFF CHEN

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Based Brit

Based burger

Based Ivan

Based gypsy

its my god

fuck you faggot

Okay. You stupid nigger. Understand this. Tits or gtfo. All the times other anons have said it, you appear not to understand, so let me spell it out. SHOW YOUR FUCKING TITS, OR LEAVE. Or, if you need more explaining:Greetings "female", unless you present your mammary glands to us in full, unobstructed by clothing, you are obligated to promptly leave this website, and henceforth, never return. Now, if you were to fucking comply, you would not receive nearly as much flak, and you seem sorta like a kind person, so non-white knighting anons, and people who aren't thirsty newfags might respect you more. Sorry about the wall of text.

Tl;dr show your tits damnit


Also, cook naked. At least you will be able to accept people masturbating to you, and they might actually care about your cooking tips

Tl;dr get used to having people jerk off to you

Once again, sorry about text wall. Have a good day

tldr

N-not a faggot, but okay

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God fucking damnit man. What a waste of fucking space

I m-mean, that wall of text certainly was

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g a y

Why are so defensive that's not cute

Yes, it was, because you're a dumb kunt

Shut the fuck up, you stuttering mess! If it were up to me, I'd end your existence.

>/B/
epic bro
also an hero faggot

N-not sure how that is even a v-valid reply...

Luckily it isn't

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Surrender now

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I'm g-good

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ITT we piss off the slut behind the monitor

UHHHHHHHGGHHGH

>when you nut

Stop posting

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S-sorry dear, I'm m-managing 4 threads r-right now. This doesn't b-bother me at all. On /b/ I'm g-getting spammed with scat, f-for example.

No t-thank you.

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post more webms i want to beat my dick

BELLA RAGA
PORCO DIO

My reply was valid because the wall of text was wasted on you, a dumb kunt, who wouldn't even heed a small amount of it's advice.

Christ, just show your thighs or some shit, if you're not gonna show tits, as if you were some sacred monument.

good now, join him you waste of human life.

>Y
reminder that this is a twitch thot waiting until the thread gets enough replies before she plugs her twitch channel (and possibly other social media) which is of course a violation of global rule #11 which applies in Jow Forums
do your duty and report OP

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D-doesn't really seem that way f-from what you said, are you p-perhaps a non-native English speaker?

No t-thanks

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How can I use the clipboard plugin in Vim without compiling and all that shit?

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What happened to Jow Forums being a nice board?

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S-sorry, I posted for five years b-before even considering doing anything on Twitch.

Try again!

nano for lyfe.

It w-was never a nice board. It's always b-been toxic.

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don't ever post my culture again fucking mutt
also fuck this goblina too

i guess i'll have to go on pornhub and finish to an actual woman

Lmao did you actually name your dog after the text editor

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That lasted until November 2017

I don't get what is so hard to grasp here. The text wall was a waste of space because you (being a dumb kunt) did not heed it.

N-no, it's cuz she's smol


It w-was a waste for many other reasons, s-such as it being silly

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Lmao fucking based and redpilled

Oh ok

This is ten percent luck
Twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure
Fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name

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enjoy your ban gold digger

Gott, please explain how it was silly.
On a side note, what do you think of pic related?

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reminder that 'she' has an 'ironic' patreon and you should all just hide the thread and not reply

My day has been shit, been considering suicide. Now that I've seen your thread I've finally made the right choice.
See you on the other side faggots.

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>4 threads
What other boards besides /b/ do you post in?

>not naming your dog VI

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I h-have no opinion.

N-not sure how "laughing at /b/tards" is "irony" or h-how the second clause follows from the first.

C-, try harder

Oh d-dear. What h-happened?

All of them~

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I just want to get my anger out on a faggot, and if i play my cards right, i could get a good show out of this

>All of them~
I meant what other boards do you make Alice threads in?

Fuck you cia nigger you won't get to me

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Hehehehe

I j-just told you. Though c-currently I only hit around 8 boards, b-but I intend to increase that to 16 on friday.

*blinks* Okay.

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>works all day
>sets up a patreon
I wonder who's behind this

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Can you not answer 2 questions at once?
How was my wall of text silly?
Or were you just deflecting?

pls post your new thread on Jow Forums

Is t-that Ann Coulter?

It's s-silly because it shows you d-don't understand that rule to b-begin with

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Well what boards do you have those 4 current threads in then?

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We're drinking for better times
For every day that lasts in life
For every memory that lives within us
May it last a little longer

Everyone is sperging about Alice, /sig/ from what I've seen and the /al/ck/ threads but nobody is telling K-pop to stay on /mu/

/b/, Jow Forums, /soc/, Jow Forums

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*shrugs* I d-don't understand it either dear.

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>because you don't understand that rule to begin with
>you don't understand
You wouldn't get nearly as many bumps if you were a dude. It was needed for you to broadcast you were a female, and you know it.

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I don't trust cia niggers. They glow in the dark.
You see one and you run him over.

I p-posted for five years without cosplays and g-got many more bumps than this

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prove it

I think people should just stop complaining about everything here. This board is always way too meta and everyone's afraid of it becoming the next /b/. (I realize this is kinda ironic)

>empirical evidence
Missy, that be a fuckin anecdote.
I can say i fuck bitches all day and night, doesn't make it true.
You are in need of a citation

*tilts her head* W-word? S-so five years d-does not constitute a longitudinal study? News to me.

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You would need to prove the studies existence before it becomes a valid source

*blinks slowly* No? I'm p-pretty sure I can just l-look at my data and be l-like "Yep, that's some data alright".

you are the one making the claim, without evidence, that I w-would not get bumped as much. F-feel free to back that claim up, because as it is n-now, I can s-simply dismiss it.

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Leave faggot no one wants you here

Don't you try to turn the fucking tables, you have yet to provide a shred of proof of this "data", if it was real, you could supply it right now, but you have not.

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N-no thank you

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I d-do not need to, as your argument c-can be dismissed as readily as it w-was uttered, as it h-has no evidence

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I like your threads Alice, even when I bully you a little in them.

*patpat* I d-don't mind

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My argument is a common sense argument, as a female, which is usually given a lot of attention on this website, presents herself, it is completely logical to state that a male who presents himself, would logically get less bumps than a female.

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Show the proof.

>the eternal leaf
Opinion discarded

"common sense" is n-not evidence dear.

S-sorry, I've already dismissed his argument as it l-lacks evidence

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Yeah I know, it feels like this board is becoming shit over the last few months, I seen a few people autistically screeching in some of my threads here when I could be bothered making new threads.

oh no, the halfbreed doesn't like my post :((

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You're just as autistic and bad as amei.
>>>>Show proofs
Fuck off. Both of you niggers should choke on razor blades

>common sense isn't an argument
How far up your colon is your head lodged? Ask any fucking user, they will say a female gets more attention than a male does.
>inb4 they say no just because they are faggots

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I'm an Austrian vacationing in the states.

proofs?

d-do you have problems w-with spelling