RISK THREAD

Actually is 22, I forgot Swiss

The party is over. Push Croatia out of France.

You can have it, Jew. This game is almost over so for now I will attack Russia.

Formalize the alliance sweetheart? I plan to head to bed in about an hour so I will break the alliance then you can take my territory.

Then you have to start giving him territory next turn, because ceding is with rolls to Allys only

Are you going soon?

Want to ally as well m8?

>You can have it, Jew.
That's all I wanted to hear :^)

Yes, you can have Russia, I'll roll for Latvia Ukraine and Belarus

No fascists in Russia. Your country can be chipped away like *snap* that

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Congrats. You can have most of Poland when I take it.

IF you take it

I shall help in your return to Latvian and Baltic dominance!

YEAR 15

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You'll have the +10 of Mother Russia in no time, because he's gonna be defending against me

Invade Belarus with my bonus and with my roll recover my homeland

No, I will stay until the end. I doubt we can win without Norway agreeing to peace or Czechia supporting a war against Norway so I will just fuck Russia until I lose because he's gay.

Stalin was a pedo. I'll cut you m8

Retake Italy then invade Russia.

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Push into Poland and Romania equally for 5 provinces each (at least). Fuck up his bonuses, attempt to retake Ukraine.

Spills to more homeland

My nametag fell off.

I give this roll to aid USSR.

You got the wrong commie who was a pedo.

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You'll be attacking me, which will render you useless for 1 turn

Whoops, I meant to quote

He can defend me against people besides you, you know that right?

where specifically do you aid him?

Fine, I'm just reminding him we have a NAP

You can't cede roll, faggot.

Where he prefers I guess.

Caucuses

What if we invade Norway at the same time? You'd have a chance, however small it is.

Thank ye. But can you break that NAP with Norway? You know what he wants to do to Poland.

Take that last tile of Portugal, then invade Russia while giving aid my ally in retaking Italy.

Really?
How does that work OP?
I'll wait for OP in that matter

fixed bonus

Excellent choice my dear ally.

If Czechia agrees to help then sure.

yeah you cant do that

You just wasted your roll my friend

How come? It’s areas that won’t violate the NAP.

i cant allow him tojust fly over to the caucuses

You mean he can't break his NAP? It's allowed in the rules.

So is he violating the NAP or are troops stuck walking across the Russian wilderness?

No one will break a NAP for the penalty of 1 turn, at least I won't for now

Most risk games allow that tho. But whatever, it's not that big of a deal, just use this as my roll instead and push bulgaria out of Iberia. If spills invade Italy.

You know he's going to come for you if you once he's conquered the rest of us, right? Just break the NAP man, we need your help.

You guys are going to also kill each other, fegget.

If I do that, You're gonna be defeated either way, because he's gonna rape ME in the better chunks and my bonus will be useless

Yup. Me and Russia won this game DESU. There's not so much you guys can do about it so we could simply peacemap here

kek

He can't go against us three at the same time, our combined rolls will be too great for him to handle.
>he's gonna rape ME in the better chunks and my bonus will be useless
He would do that anyway once we are gone, there will be no opposition to him and best case scenario you have a small puppet nation in the Baltics.

Am working on that.

Russia is dead, and 3 / 2 are better than 1 my man

Just focus on Russia and I'll do it

Plus I plan to head to sleep soon and break the alliance when I do, making everywhere but that one former Danish island completely owned by Norway.

you haven't roll to cede land fag

Deal.

I hope my good friend Norway is ready to invade.

Lel I'm going to sleep too, im tired and it's almost 5 am here. I would have stayed a little bit still but it seems like OP is kill so whatever

You'll be 32 by then and I will be around the same bonus, so we might have a chance
Quitters

What? We’re tired.

You tried, you meant

I guess we win by default then. Heh, another victory for the Central Powers.

If OP doesn’t reply in 10 minutes it’s officially a draw

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He's asshurt because we won kek

Eh, draw all around. In all honesty. Good times though. Might come back again to this stuff if OP ever shows it on Jow Forums again.

>Draw
Man! WE raped YOU, probably Italy could've won by himself which I doubt because he's a fag
Isn't that right? my nigga

My intention was to capitulate to Norway anyway, lol.

Did you come from Jow Forums?

go back

Why :p I browse Jow Forums and every board I can. I bet YOU browse Jow Forums a bit too much though.

This is Jow Forums fucker!

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I know it is. :3

>Jow Forumsfag
That explains it. Have you ever played risk before?

Why do you assume that, fagg?

Yeah, been years though. I’ve been in the middle of work which I focused on and can only really go onto fast paced boards. This is the first time in like a month i’ve had the opportunity to go on a slower board which I didn’t post a single shitpost in then leave.

Okay since OP is ded I'm going to sleep. GG thanks for hosting Lithuaniabro. Croatia Bulgaria and Czechia win xoxo

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Fegget. It obviously was Norway.

Sadly