I'm out of vodka and its an entire hour before the bottle shop opens

i'm out of vodka and its an entire hour before the bottle shop opens

also my little bro's gfs phone has an alarm going off but i don't want to go through her shit just to turn it off

also my family hates me and i'm an irredeemable piece of shit usually

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I hope thats a girl in the pic... Also what is the context source of it?

>irredeemable piece of shit
Nobody is irredeemable

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my grandpa once fueled his car with vodka when he ran out of gas on his way home lole

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one day a very apathetic female ninja got tempted into sucking some orcs dick

pay me money and i'll translate the game

that is all

did it work?

also this

Go kill yourself you subhuman faggot no one cares

but people in russia don't live up to the age of 40

ye he came back home, had to waste a full box of vodka though and something bad probably happened to his car
t. underage r9gay

you don't need to worry i will eventually, promise

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you replied to the wrong guy ffs
australians are fine i didn't even know their island existed

That's possible?

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Apparently, at least with russian cars lole

Thank God

australians are fine but gays are not

i may just live to spite you now

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>underage
Nope 18
>Jow Forums
Yes i lurk on Jow Forums so what

post your id mr.quoteman

You and i both know you don't have the will to go on

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>Yes i lurk on Jow Forums so what
lmfao loser

friendless namefagging fuck why do you even post

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>id
gSdACL6n

if its to spite someone i'd go to incredible lengths friend

@5626820
not an argument

> Openly admitting to that

i want the source to your pic

i forgot it

i mean i actually don't remember don't get grumpy or anything

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> loser
yes
>friendless
That's why i post on Jow Forums
> why do you even post
Because it's fun

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alright i found it you better thank me nerd or ill be very upset

I'm not ashamed to be a robot

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>I'm not ashamed to be a robot

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how do you stop getting sweat in the night? like wtf I'm just sleeping and not running a marathon

Put on pyjamas and sleep only halfway covered

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What does this pic mean?

sweat? nani? itteiru koto yoku wakannai

20 minutes before i can knock myself the fuck out again and hopefully never wake up

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let me lick it all up

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my dick twitched

dangit

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Some cars can use ethanol as fuel

it's winter but okay

based sweat fetishist

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pervert

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imagine

AM NOT

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you have 16 minutes to prevent it by adding me on steam and confessing your undying love of me

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ok

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i know that feel

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I'm sorry user... But... I love another...
and I need to go out for my jog now

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aw

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it's just a meme lol
I'm paranoid about adding people to steam now

just look up tenteki the avatar will be nagatoro kicking someone in the ass

and i promise to not pull any of the regular bullshit i do

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why isnt there any games on ur steam account

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um

how do i add you lol i am not very intelligent

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i`ll add u if u want but i wont talk much desu

that's alright lole

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I guess you are not that irredeemable after all.

I thought they had to be built for that though
My grandpa once got his car running again with aluminum beer cans to replace a pipe

a bit late but thanks

Degenerates like you belong on a cross.

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come get me senpai

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well the throwing up started

willing to let someone end my fucking existence i'm a fucking travesty and i know it

for real just fucking get it over with i can't stand it anymore

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what?

After (if?) you wake up tomorrow drink some electrolytes (powerade, pickle jar water, even regular carbonated water will do to an extent), it will make your personal hell a bit more bearable

Jesus Jow Forums is chockablock fulla beta weeb fgt NEET millenial snowflake scum.
I'd rather sift through the porn threads on /b/, this shit reeks of closet bronies

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this is my website fucko don't forget it

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>this shit reeks of closet bronies
What's a brony? :?

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You got it backwards, leafboi: nobody is redeemable.
>The word you're looking for is "sehnsucht" btw.

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wew i feel better this shit is absolutely the solution to everything

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Allllcoholllismmm

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i dont think i can even stop which is so stupid to me because i thought i was more or less master of my own destiny but now i spend thousands of dollars on vodka and non-erotic japanese mp3s what the fuck am i even doing at least it isn't hurting right now i guess

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It's okay I have an addictive personality too
Which is why I will never go near addictive stuff
You know what you gotta do anyway

That's a braphog