Small dick squad get in here

>not only small but extremely sensitive

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cute

Me.

Its not cute at all, its just embarassing.

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>Tfw tiny dicks are so hot.

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they aren't
when you have one

What is it with kiwis and 7 inch bepers

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gib your size

he owns one and hes very proud of it

it was kind of impressive

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does it count if it's like 1 inch flaccid but 7 inches erect? please i desperately need a club to join please guys

Imagine having quite a decent dick (6.5") but still insecure

how does that even work

it's called lying on the internet

hes a grower not a shower

same tbqh

NOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS ALL A LIE
DICKS CAN'T BE BIGGER THAN 5''

Idk I haven't checked in a while but my parents are home and it would look weird to bring a ruler into the bathroom. It's definitely not 7 inches though.
>it was kind of impressive
what did he mean by this

why would someone lie about having a dick thats only 7 inches, thats like lying that you're actually 5 foot 5

if i wanted to lie i would say 8+ minimum

i am a very straight man i just wanted to fondle it and maybe put it in my mouth (no homo tho)

>lying about a size that's big, but not too big so it's believable

>only 7 inches

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post yours nerd

but 7 inches isnt big though
im sure someone on here has the dick size graph that shows the lengthxgirth women find pleasurable, 7 inches barely makes it into "moderate"

I was about to call you gay but you said no homo so it's all good.
alright fuck you I'm bringing a ruler into the bathroom but I'm telling my parents Jow Forums told me to if I get caught.

every man has done it I'm sure they'll understand

of course women find 7 inch dicks pleasure you mong
the vagina is only 4.7 something inches
hitting the cervix is an absolutely pleasurable thing

and

>dick size graph that shows the lengthxgirth women find pleasurable
>obviously made by a baiting MALE user

aight my brother's in the bathroom right now and my dad's in the room where the ruler is so I have to wait

have i been lied to my entire life? nobody complained about the size before

although that'd be kind of hot

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considering you have to expand dong, and keep it that way for a measurement I'd say it's best done at night

4.72 inches

>using a ruler
haha get a load of this guy, his dick doesnt curve 70 degrees to the left

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Why is my dick so small?

Blame your mom for it.

time to be a shemale

I can blame my mom for a couple of things than

Nah... it's tempting.

i'd love you anyway lole

you just have to put up with my barely contained existential angst and drinking problem

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dong would not expand so I'm bringing my phone in the bathroom now

>under 20
>can't expand his dong at will
good luck lad

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yeah I'm fucked lol

You'd have to put up with someone slowly going nuts though.

wait
are you saying people on Jow Forums were lying to make me feel like I had a small dick?

now that i actually typed that out that does seem like something that is extremely plausible and i feel like a retard

it's okay fren everyone performs less well under pressure

yeah kiwi, they were lying to you my man
you're lucky to have a 7 incher
go get your dick wet

your dick is big dumbass what else do you want

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ok yeah it's only getting semi-hard, I'm pretty sure I'm just nervous. I'll tell you guys some other time, sorry.

My dick is big mate.

I got 16.4 cm, is it small?

its perfect

tfw hardly average 5in

youtube.com/watch?v=fjMAEMvehs0&lc=UgyWmqd32geaNWJJEB54AaABAg

I can imagine. On the flipside, fortunately for me, when you aren't cursed with a tiny dick, the frustration and embarassment of those who are is better than viagra.

ITT: LARP

OH
MY
GOD
THIS IS SO EPIC
Akari-chan is so epic! I love Akari-chan, for one she's really epic, two she can have Lots Of Sex with Her Girlfriends and make them have Lots Of Orgasms, and three is that she's really cute and nice and good and then finally fifth is that she is BETTER than stupid fucking bluepilled bakari, i hate bakari she always tries to act like she can replace the Cute and Epic Akari-chan and i just hate so much when i see people post her, one time someone post have penis and sex with the Cute and Epic Akari-chan and it made me so mad just because I wanted to let people know that i really like Akari-chan and think she's really based and redpilled and epic and cute but then some stupid basedboy post bakari having s*x with Akari-chan that would never happen because being epic means you don't have s*x with p*nises and Akari-chan is the epitome of cute epicness and femininity...

Chode Squad Representing

Thick dicks > long dicks

Hb dicks that are both thicc AND long instead of either/or??

Haha smol bois

got a thicc little benis

In that miracle case you go into porn. Thiccbois are infinitely better than those long skinny things for us regular folk, though

prove it faggot

18 cm.

What constitutes small?

come over

8.5 inches
:))))))))))))

where you at

M A G N U M B E P E R

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I hit the doorknob with my dick this morning :'(

Well I suppose anyone under 9 inches could nerver hope to pleasure a woman.

tfw no dicklet dump

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Hehe smol benis hehe

What do you mean?
Usualy takes about 15 minutes of doujinshi for me since i was 13