Please buy me

Alright whats ur contac

I broom u

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Average human is worth 50 000$.
But if you would want to drain compensationv from me, you could get that just for my fingers on my no dominat hand.

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Anonymous, that's not a lot.
Just ask me.

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Are you a twink, OP?

This is the last you.
People described me like that.

Why do you want to be sold?

What the fug I just asked you, what's your contact homo

Where can I contact you?

Are you one of these submissive meido souls?

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I'm to lazy to not be alone.
It was just a way of saying"If you want to know something else, ask me."

Oh uhhhh, what can I do with you one I buy you? Are you gonna be like a maid or something

Depends, if you are more powerful, I submit.

Anything, just avoid harm please.
Yes, I can cook and clean.

What??? Your english is terrible.

Don't worry, I will treat you well. :3
As for the price, how low can you go? Can I pay monthly?

>Average human is worth 50 000$.
that is wrong it's
$50,000 per year of quality life left. and since you're an infamous tripfag on Jow Forums I'm guessing you have 0 years of quality life left so you're worthless

You are the only one who doesn't understand.
It was just a way of saying. "If you want to know more, ask me."

I'm nowhere near powerful.
But I can say being a meido is pretty great and I'd recommend it. Just find someone you get along with.

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Wow, you totally got me.
I got trolled, epic style.
By more powerful I mean fysically and if you are taller than me.
I was planning moving to Switz. anyway.
How it's like to live in Switzerland, I heard people are not inclusive towards outsiders.

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Oh, I'm 173cm and thin.
I don't know about how inclusive the locals are, I mostly spend my time inside cooking and cleaning and cuddling.

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Hmm, we are same on spot there.
Are you larping as maido or you actually do this.

I actually literally do this.
I left a full life in Finland behind so I could live in domestic servitude. And I had been planning for it for years.
The only thing I'm lacking is the meido uniform.

Don't let your memes be dreams.

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Wait a minute, so you are doing it right now, or just playing it?
Tell me more.

5 euros, no bitching, thats your price now

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H*CK no

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10 euros, as a bonus i'll treat you better than my other hoes

$400 and you go in the attic with no internet access so you can't go on Jow Forums ever again.

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I'm having a tea break, but once done with that I'm going to the store.
Today's dish will be a Hungarian soup. I have some four hours to cook and clean so my mistress can come home and eat on her lunch break.
I should also do some laundry afterwards.

It's actually pretty great having your own kitchen.

I'll be busy from now on, but if you have questions you can post them and hope I see them later.

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That's a pretty low price to pay, when you consider you are buying Dr.Medic

mind your business pal

Only thing I wouldn't enjoy is laundry, because I'm bad at ironing.
So you have your own part of a house or you don't live there.
Do you need to wear an uniform?

If the thread will die...
っ◔◡◔っ Dr.Medic (≧∇≦)#2754
Or if the you couldn't find me
8ZjWQh

you guys are really bored huh?

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No.

yes, im very bored

If that means removing gay posters from the board I would. Otherwise no

It's just autism.

I live here, it's just that the kitchen is mostly my domain. Not having to adjust to someone else's conventions is nice.
Ironing is fine with me, I'm just really slow with it.
And no uniforms, this isn't that formal.

Hn, maybe I'll add you later.

I have my hands full!

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If I buy you will you stop looking at porn

Is it like big house or mansion?
It must feel unfomfy to have civil wear.
Jokes on you I don't, but I have saved some lewds.

Lewds are porn
Delet them

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Watch this!

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pls no

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What's wrong?

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It's going to be something awful

THIS

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It was a reasonable fear

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boing!

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WHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY

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Damn it Dr now you've ruined Tenshi

There are worse things, but I have chosen to remain you eyes virgin

There are worse things than Tenshi futa?

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Futa is pretty good. Compared to some "boru" sites.

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Only if you Remi the Flan, over £9000+

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I love flannie with big butt

Okay this thread kinda went to shit

Probably because nobody can on bant can afford to buy a gf (male)

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All the gay threads are fucking garbage.

>And no uniforms
Severely disappointed. Would not recommend.

how about no Jakub

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Youre about 350€ as a sex slave else I wont have ya

because you don't have more money?

You're not going to become a normie if you sell yourself into sexual slavery

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No because some slav isn't worth more, slave race is your people's nickname for a reason.

This just a thread, everything is work of fiction.
We are not niggers.
And Czechs are not slavs.

$300,000, but you have to make it to the US by yourself, and you'll have to either sleep in a twin bed or buy your own. E-mail me at [email protected].

They are to me, together with the east germans

Oki doki

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You stated it as a fact which it's not.
See you at World Cup 2018, oh wait...

Woah that's some Amei tier gay stuff

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Wednesday is payday. I have less than $1 right now.