What do we do about the fat woman problem, Jow Forums? Some of them even try to get fat

fat shame, refuse them support.

Why not just get fat and then try to lose weight like this with her?
Or not. Or just get fat.

My metabolism is insane still at 35. I have never gained more than 135lbs even though I eat like shit and will probably die from a stroke at 40

>he thinks she's pregnant
gainingbunny.tumblr.com/

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Slide thread sage

Dump her and let me have her instead. I love me some thicc bitches.

Weight loss is almost all about diet, and very little to do with exercise. She could sit her arse on the couch 24/7 and so long as she is eating right she will still lose weight.

Stop letting her stuff her face.

>do some 3 stooges type of violent thing (pull hair + slap face + kick gut combo)
>give treat
Soon, she will hate treats. Repeat with food that is fat or disgusting. You will shape in her into a beautiful lady and have fun doing it.

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>that link
Fuck

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I wish there was a medication like there is given to alcohol addicts to deter them from drinking, just replace alcohol with macaroni and cheese

She got fat because she assumes you don't care about her appearance.

you will not lose weight if you change your diet faggot. Fat that goes in must be burned off through exercise.

Im pretty sure you can lose a lot of weight if you just eat less overall and what you do eat should be healthy. If you're a fat sack of shit though, you probably gotta supplement that weight loss with exercise and muscle mass gains, or else you'll look like shit.

When I met her she was about 180 lb, then she left for a year to take care of her sister's kids and got down to about a 140lb, dinner wait balloon all the way to 210lb within a year. What was so different then? Well she didn't have that work an actual job, could eat healthy because her sister actually has some sort of agency and wants to see her kids eat well so the house is stocked properly.

Don't sleep with them, don't let them feel sexy or attractive, shame them for things that don't necessarily call them fat but make them accept that they are fat.

Make them realize it and have to come to grips with it, then see if they try to change it. You just need to reward them then if they start losing weight and making better health choices.

WHY CAN'T MY WIFE KEEP ON AN EXTRA 10LB OR SO SHE'S TOO GODDAMN SKINNY

I FEED HER FUCKING CHEESE AND PASTA AND SHIT IT JUST WON'T FUCKING STICK TO HER ARSE AND TITTIES AND I CAN PLAY TUNES ON HER RIBCAGE

FUCK'S SAKE I CAN FEEL HER NIGGERING KIDNEYS

wamen amirite

I don't know man. What do you want me to tell you? You could fuck with her metabolism, get on birth control, or somehow disable her into a coma and do nefarious things so she wakes up obese

Wrong. Your body uses ~4000 joules of energy simply being alive for 60 seconds. Compare this to running for an hour which burns ~3000 joules total.

Simply being alive for a day burns more energy than several marathons put together.

Exercise can increase your metabolism which helps to burn a bit more weight, but past that you are never going to be able to run far enough to lose weight simply by running about the place. Instead you have to balance the equation at the other end - the input.

>gainingbunny.tumblr.com/
kind of hot

Just venting, Nuvaring gives her a bit more titty but you'd think half a pound of fucking cheese and cooking everything in butter would do something.

Anyway take yours for long walks, control her diet, and make her bounce on your cock if she wants to get off. Put your fucking foot down man, get your woman trained.

youtu.be/vuIlsN32WaE

There's one that they use that stops the absorption of fats and gives you horrible diarrhoea. Slip it in her food and make her believe that she's developed some kind of allergy for which the symptoms are reduced when she eats healthy or something

I think recognizing & calling out difference in pic related is a big deal.
Some thots WILL blur this difference to their advantage and blend into "curvy (or thicc whatever)" camp verbally, online and in their choice of clothes.
Actually calling out their lard rolls and disfigured appearance is like a cross to a vampire.

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You know what, you might be onto something

Go out with them but constantly talk about how hot all the skinny girls are.

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>you'd think half a pound of fucking cheese and cooking everything in butter would do something
It certainly does
Just because it doesn't show on the outside doesn't mean it's not fucking up the insides, a lot
This is why saying you have a high metabolism and don't gain weight is an awful excuse to stuff your face with whatever garbage you want
You're killing that girl, man

Your house of cards comes crashing down when she goes to the doctor and finds out you've been drugging her

It's about using more energy thank you take in. Exercise makes it easy by burning a lot of energy.

Men have low standards... even the most disgustingly overweight woman with kids can get laid. It's an embarrassment, but as long as men have low standards this won't go away. Both men and women need to have higher standards.

>DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION
ha that's how I made weight when I joined the Air Force. Lost like 15lbs.

Read what I wrote again. Exercise does not burn a lot of energy compared to what your body uses simply to keep the lights on and versus what you eat in a day.

Found it, orlistat. It says it's designed for people on a low fat diet but that's because it gives you really nasty shits otherwise

maybe you didn't see it, but here:

An hourglass figure is defined as curvy. That way the fatties cant lie to themselves

even fat women demand you look liek a male model who makes $500k a year

I was damn good at that game back last decade in winning a few tournaments in my time. I'm still confident to play the game however my body is a little bit Rusty when it comes to that as there's no arcades around here really except for maybe one that's 50 miles away, so I can make a day out of it if I feel like pursuing it

Sounds like a souped-up version of a laxative

There is a cure - upgrade to an asian grill.

I had the mat for ps2. Never was good at the arcade version.

I don't want to deal with racist family members that will see me the same way that I see niggers.

I always like the arcade version because it feels like I have a little bit more wait on my feet with my shoes and I like the tapping sound a rubber hitting the plexiglass whatever the arcade mats are made out of

Well it's my grandma's recipe and she got a telegram from the Queen, so possibly it's only dumb fad-dieting burgers who'll live forever if they eat enough kale and quinoa.