How do we give the modern man purpose, r/banter?

Brainwash every wh*te man Into a cock hungry sissies so they could please their BLACK masters for the rest of their otherwise useless and pathetic lives

No

Why not

Because negroes are old news. Everyone's into dolphins nowadays.

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Yall need to get a job

But I already have one.

oh....you smell

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Because that's what a stupid ironic fuckhead would say.

Too bad you're on a stupid ironic board then

No, I'm on a random board with stupid ironic people

honestly user, you should go see a doctor.
this outward display of your bizarre fetish is quite disturbing.

Wh*teys are going extinct anyways, why don't we make them pay for their sins instead of letting them go peacefully

look man, i really think you suffer from some kind of mental illness. you can double down all you like but it's not going to make me believe you're not a few sandwiches short of a picnic

Submit to BBC

nice pug id

You don't. The age of information has damned us. Everyone has to either make up some bullshit and pretend it gives them meaning until they die, or accept a state of quiet confusion until they die.

I choose option b

socialism as in gibes? how is giving people gibs so they dont have to work going to give them a purpose?
right to work (which is also socialist) and encouraging families for them to provide for. Take women out of the workplace in many occupations to make room for men and so they can have babies.

>This is a public service announcement:
ladies and gentlemen, we are now entering the age of information. It's perfectly safe, if we all take a few basic precautions. May I make some observations?

>Axiom 1, for the world we've begun:
your reputation used to depend on what you concealed, now it depends on what you reveal. The age of secretive Mandarins who creep on heels of tact is dead: we are all roleplayers now in the great game of fact instead. So since you can't keep your cards to your chest, I'd suggest you think a few moves ahead, as one does when playing a game of chess.

>Axiom 2, to make the world new:
paranoia's simply a word for seeing things as they are; act as you wish to be seen to act, or leave for some other star (that means "kys" you fucking faggots). Somebody is prying through your files, probably. Somebody's hand is in your tin of Netscape magic cookies, but relax: if you're an interesting person, morally good in your acts, then you have nothing to fear from facts.

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>Axiom 3, for transparency:
in the age of information, the only way to hide facts is with interpretations; there is no way to stop the free exchange of idle speculations. In the days before communication, privacy meant staying at home, sitting in the dark with the curtains shut, unsure whether to answer the phone. But these are different times, nowadays the bottom line is that everyone should prepare to be known. Most of your (nonexistent, imaginary) friends will still like you fine.

>Axiom 4, for this world I adore:
our loyalties should shift in view, according to what we know and who we are speaking to. Once I was loyal to you, and prepared to be against information; now I am loyal to information, maybe I'm disloyal to you. My loyalty becomes more complex and cubist with every new fact I learn. It depends who I'm speaking to and who they speak to in turn.

>Axiom 5, for information workers who wish to stay alive:
supply, never withhold, the information requested with total disregard for interests personal and vested. Chinese whispers was an analogue game where the signal degraded from brain to brain.
Digital whispers is the same in reverse: the word we spread gets better, not worse.

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