There's a cute boy living on my floor of my apartment building

>there's a cute boy living on my floor of my apartment building

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>there's a lonely faggot posting on my board

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Don't even think about it. You're on a mission of getting old and dying alone just like me.

I wish he would come over

LMAO FPBP

Go talk to him, and if he ends up not being ghey you can just play video games or something.
Stop projecting your virginity onto others, Ivan.

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invite him over for a drink then rape him

>there's a qt3.14 grill living 3 houses down my street

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good plan
I talked to him briefly, he unlocked the entrance for me since I was trying to get in and carry groceries at the same time. I think I sperged a little though.

If you're posting on Jow Forums you're a guy, why would a guy care if another guy is cute or not? the fuck

Wrong and rude.
Go get him, tiger.

>there's a chiselled chad sat at my computer desk

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Glad you had a change of heart, Vlad :)

But he's right.

B-but I nudged him to talk to the boy right away?

wat
>Don't even think about it. You're on a mission of getting old and dying alone just like me.

Its reverse psychoLOGy.

That doesn't work at all

um alright whatever you say

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never thought we'd actually get to talkin, you enjoying Santa Barbara?

that's gay

umm I never said I'm a guy (I'm a guy)

First: Are you a boy or a girl?

read literally one post above you dude

oh shit I forgot to read it before posting

knock on his door and pull down your pants first to establish dominance

>bruh

i-is this real?

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Scary

no, would be funny though

did you change IDs?

Yeah I'm mooching off a hotspot in my building so it periodically changes. I've gotta see how much internet costs here, I've been too much of a jew to get my own set up.

oh ok

yeah I've only been here a few weeks

so are you planning on talking to the boy?

damn user, you should probably call the cops if someone like that broke in and just started using your computer.

If I see him again I'll say hello and be friendly. I have my doubts as to whether he's a homosex or bisex but its always good to be on good terms with neighbors, he could even become a friend down the road.

That's a good mindset. Good luck, user.

Cool, suck his dick.