ITT WE BE AMERICAN AS POSSIBLE

ITT WE BE AMERICAN AS POSSIBLE

ILL SHOOT YOU IF YOU DISAGREE WITH MY BASIC ASS FUCKING OPINIONS I GOT FROM TELEVISION REEEEEEE

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Too real, brah.

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THEM POKEMONS RUINING MY CHRISTAIN FAMILY. REEEEEEEEE

"oh look at that different looking person. why are they not wearing fleece or a recognized brand name of cloth? time to bother them. why are they unconventional? offended. cant wait to watch tv on my little phone and eat my bucket o foods n shit. *FART. rihanna "

Whenever you try a delicious hamburger, remember that what you taste is not the juicy meat bathed in the tears of the patriots who gave their lives for this country, nor the oil made from the petroleum that makes the nation so big, nor even the gunpowder of the weapons that keep the enemy at bay.
No, what you taste when you try a real American hamburger is the taste.... of freedom.

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hey bud, i dont why you do things like that here but back in america.....

hey, did you catch the game last night? (does not specify which sport)

*claps*

poortah reeco

muh freedom muh liberty (does not have a sufficient reading level to know what liberty means, just thinks of the statue in New York)

whoa, theres an old york?

whoa, theres an old orleans? (pronounces it as Nu Orlins btw)

whoa, theres a memphis in egypt?

yeah that movie sucked, it didnt have good special effects

I JUST GOT SHOT BRO
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

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we prounounce it as orleens, try again.

WADYA MEAN YU DUNT ACEEPT AMERICAN DOLLORS AT THIS HERE VENUE

FUCK YOU

IF WE WERE IN AMERICA YOU WOODEN EVEN THINKAIT WIT MUH SECOND AMEMENT REITS

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what the fuck is a venue

I REALLY WANT A GF

everytime i hear it mentioned on tv or movies its always "Nu Orlins" or if its a nignog saying it then "N-Ahlins"

Heeeey howstgoing maaaaaan
nice to see yaou
how haf yaou bin
Wasapbud

No u pronounce it orleens u fucking faggot

fuckin this

hayy maaahhhnn

i supose it's regional. i never heard it as new orlins in the southwest.

IT'S PRONOUNCED AR-KIN-SAW

Mishigan

>24 C
I CANT READ TEMP IN CELVIN

MUDSLIMS HAAHAHAH

Wow look at this tasty food and good job opportunities for people with STEM degrees

>t. flyover state cracker

you are supposed to insult them dammit

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Fuck you, you aussie cunt.

>Be American
>Get shot
>Go to hospital
>Get shot in mass shooting at hospital
>Get medical bill in the mail
>Look at it
>Shoot self

*plants a flag on the moon*

>drink bud light
>yup

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YEEEEEEEEHAAAAA
*SHOTGUN BASTS*
I LOVE MURICA.
DID YOU JUST STEPPED ON MY GOD DEAM LAWN!?
*KILLS YOU*
THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT YOU DIRTY MEXICAN!

Shut up you dirty mexican

>get off work early
>go to walmart
>buy 1,500 rounds of ammo for my AR-15
>shart in my pants on my way out
>walk through parking lot with shitty ass hoping no one else can see it
>get to my SUV
>use McDonald's napkins to wipe my ass
>throw shitty napkins out the window and they stick to the next cars windshield
>drive home
>still 2:30 pm when I get home
>hear moaning coming from bedroom
>wife is fucking a black guy again
>go into the basement and hang myself
>rope breaks because I am overweight
>break my ankle on the fall
>have to go to the hospital
>$600 ambulance fee and $1,200 for fixing my ankle
>get killed by a mass shooter at church the next Sunday anyway

Texas is the only part of America that actually matters

>be fat

>be able to live off of something other than pickpocketing