What’s this shit I’ve been seeing? Someone just posted on /b/

What if the jews are the ayys?
"guiding the goym"

The Jews aren't the ayys. The Jews never received the spark. I think they might be cavemen desu.

99% of the intelligent species throughout our galaxy are bipedal, with two arms/legs/eyes/ears and one head just like us Terrans.

Mammalian, Reptilian or Insectoid, it doesn't matter, they're all basically "humanoid" in appearance. And it's a good thing.

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Why on space would an alien have a head where eyes mouth and nose are located exactly where a human can make sense of them.
Hollywood bullshit still dragging us down to the land of superficial imagination

and where did the ayys cum from?

Another dimension or some shit.

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If life can only exist on earth-like planets, and if said plane'ts life was also carbon based, why wouldn't it evolve in a similar manner to Earths creatures?

Staring that this creature is too similar to earths creatures does not invalidate it.

Well Trump did move the embassy to Gerusalem

based

youtube.com/watch?v=iOk6HB609po

Oh wow lad, another alien picture, stop this shit, it ain't gonna get popular like the other one.

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You say that because you're stuck on vertebrate animals.
What about cephalopods, starfish, sea squirts, plants, fungi, etc that look nothing like any 'eyes/nose/mouth' combo we are used to?

Cool 3D model.

That's freaky. I saved a high res of the photo here

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It's nothing dude

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That ain't no hi-res nigga

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ok, you fuc--- just... well played. fck you well played.

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My friend just bought this exact mask for an alien movie he's doing. Ran like 700 bucks

Pics or proof?

Nice alien mask. Obvious mask is obvious. The "nostrils" are for the person wearing the mask to see. I really hope this fake ass shit doesn't get people to start believing in "aliens". There is no such thing.

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Their dick tentacles.

liveleak.com/view?t=8c9_1500244556
This was on Liveleak because youtube has deleted it four times and is now permanently banning accounts hosting it. If you try to google it you only get articles saying there will be an alien invasion. They look human because they're being constructed to look human. Where do you think all those abducted children go?

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Old as fuck joke. Hello newfriend.

>it's a good thing
And here is why.

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Ayy LMAO

You're right, they should have arms growing out their asshole because that's more advantageous than looking like a human.

all these 'aliens' are just Humans from the far future with evolved bodies to cope with space travel.

WOKE AF

>lack of opposable thumbs
>no way to use tools effectively
>still able to make FTL drives and conquer galaxies
Are we the niggers of the universe Jow Forums?

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"Blah blah blah... Donald Trump... Blah blah blah... German Idealism... Blah blah blah... FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER! Peace out bitches"

I would fuck that fat liberal faggot in his ass and make him my bitch.

>What’s this shit I’ve been seeing?
Old shit
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/164196569/
>Fri 16 Mar 2018 19:03:49
archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/image/rXMeA8S3UU3NWJyLdPskbg==/page/3/
>Wed 28 Feb 2018 23:36:12

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yeah but that /b pic has been posted the tree alien disappeared and even screen shots can't get posted.

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thebarchive.com/b/search/image/rXMeA8S3UU3NWJyLdPskbg==/
>Anonymous Tue 26 Dec 2017 09:10:15 No.754911469
FUCKING NOTHING

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>ayy lmaos

Ftfy nigger.

The spice is right.

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All those words just to tell us that you are gay.

wow the shills arn't even trying any more did your funding run out ?

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Can some American tell them that they are traitors?

have some free crop to slip in to the digital consciousness whenever.

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Once you remove a jew's nose, its body can no longer maintain its human-like facade and reverts to its previous form.

A song for you, user
youtube.com/watch?v=B24la7sQsCw

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I'm a closet faggot, so you're half right.

Sure, in /b/ we trust.....

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there is a lot of reason to believe that the bipedal frame is necessary for complex intellect. aside from far-flung and unscientific 'sci-fi' fantasies, there is no reason to believe that non-carbon based intelligence even at the reptilian level is possible

> cephalopods
One of the smartest nonhumans, but aquatic life doesn't have access to the tech path that generates the materials needed for space vehicles and most other advanced technology. And endoskeletons kick the shit out of the cephalopod and all invertebrate body mechanics for large (all smart animals are "large") land animals.

>plants, fungi
Autotrophes and decomposers do not have an evolutionary incentive to develop intelligence. In the real world, all smart animals are hunters and/or highly social, usually both. Guess what the two most intelligence-demanding tasks most animals do are.

>that look nothing like any 'eyes/nose/mouth' combo we are used to
We're used to it for rather good reasons. The main underlying reason is nerve transmission delays. Neural computation is faster when signal travel time is minimized, so organisms that need it cluster most of their processing equipment into a brain. Brains can respond to stimuli faster if sensory equipment is close to it, again minimizing signal travel time. Taste being the most fundamental sense (even bacteria have it), anything with a brain is going to have a mouth equipped with a sense of taste near its brain. Eyes are extremely useful, and have evolved multiple times independently on Earth. Two eyes allow 3D vision, and more than two seeing a particular field of view is an unnecessary expense. An alien organism might have several shitty simple eyes, but if it has good eyes capable of resolving detail, it will probably only have two. If an organism moves around in a gravitational field, bilateral symmetry is generally the most effective symmetry scheme for all but the simplest behaviors.

So are weird starfish or Lovecraftian aliens possible in principle? Sure, but in a plausible evolutionary history, such body plans would have probably been outcompeted by more effective versions long before intelligence had the chance to arise.

>CIA falseflaggers in full damage control mode
How did you guys get hired? I want to get paid to shitpost on Jow Forums too

>>Intelligent design by ayys splicing their DNA with Homo Erectus
so prometheus

ayy

it looks like a mask faggots

See? Nothing happens

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the absolute absurdity of /nupol/

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If only you knew how bad things really are.

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I used to not like James Woods but God damn his refusal to bow to Hollywood's limpdicked lefty agenda is pretty damn refreshing.

The thumbnail makes the upper set of "nostrils" appear like squinty chink eyes

>/b/
Get out

Thanks mods, good job.

You don't have to pat yourself on the back for moving the thread yourself. Fuck mods.

Was it possibly banned because of music rights? (;
Usually they give a reason for the ban, what was the given reason?

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I'm supposed to believe that's not a mask?