Mfw i have to w*ke up

Reality surpases even your most wildest imaginations.

Objectively wrong

>20 or 30 years
Wake up bald and covered in shit and piss.
fuck

>Reality surpases even your most wildest imaginations

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ah bollocks

but reality is gay where you have to put `effort' into `doing things'

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>Reality surpases even your most wildest imaginations.

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Not yet at least

when and how will it!??

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Dunno when probably when tech advances far enough

drugs

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Will it be like the end of evangelion but with computers instead of lcl? or will it be like i can put myself in a robot body and become a loli cause i really wanna do the second one
wtf!! drugs are bad for you dont post that!!
how do i buy psychedelic mushrooms without people thinking im a cop or something though if i have autism and no friends?

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We don't need to because we are superior to other species on this planet.

grow them yourself desu

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okay how do i get the spores, should i just go the forest and hope i find ones that aren't poison?

go to a country where it's legal and get some then smuggle them back

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kay.

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You can buy spore kits legally in Canada. Not sure how you'd get them into the US without being sent to a maximum security prison for life though.

>how do i buy psychedelic mushrooms without people thinking im a cop or something though if i have autism and no friends?
gain the trust of the local chavs who hang around the news agents by buying them cigs and such
the one with the monster snapback carries the good stuff.

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what the frick this picture is so cute but weird i want to be that girl and be friends with mushrooms ;_;

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I just googled it. Possessing spores is only illegal in 3 states. Buy spore kit. Grow zoomers.

cool thanks for spoonfeeding me onii-chan

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Goodnight

sweet dreams

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sleep tight

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wake up

no

why are you sleeping during the day and waking up at night

It's nice at night. In day its hot and bright and there's load of people everywhere.

is this an irl larp as flandere/vampires

*flandre

tomayto tomahto

You will cease misspelloing

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maybe i could.....

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flanderes

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imagine being flandre irl

stupid sexy flandere

>being a cute small girl locked in the basement for your whole life
Yeah, I could get down with that.

Too bad NZ homes don’t have basements

i dont have a basement either.
so sad

But at least you have the possibility of a basement
Privileged pom

Eh. You can get a shovel can't you? Give it some work and you'll have one too

why does that image have a caption wtf

Lole nice caption
I hope you know using tilde key makes you a poof
And no making basements is banned

I use crawlers to download images. I guess I never noticed that.
Why can't you make basements?

Government secret

Tilde is ~50% gay

w-what? that sounds suspicious as fuck

take that back desu~

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No, it definitely makes it gayer, look
Hey user
H-hey user~

Hmm no surprises here

no silly kiwisama~ (´･ω･｀)
tilde is cute uwu~ =w=

Gay, cease that or I won’t respect you as an adversary

because we're fucking gay

anuse

pennis and also dicke and balls

time for a walk before further deterioration of posting quality will report back at the other end of the beach

don't fall in any quicksand and die lol

kiwi is away unfold your quality posts everyone

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reminder

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itt:

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now this is a quality post

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Did somebody say quality?

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So what do you guys think of kiwi's legs

gay

oh

I’m there now at the rocky end
Here’s some boomer trying to surf
You guys should try getting out in nature

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neat pic

but its hot outside

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where do people even go when they go outside
do they just walk in a random direction or what

Thanks all the good ones are too big I’ll need to shrink them

How hot?

This is a sign of autism I think

40C hot

it probably is

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Wow wtf, is khazakstan a desert or something?

im not from k*z*khst*n cut it out already :rage:

You should come to NZ, it barely ever gets over 27 Celsius here

He thicc

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im poor though

Get a job

what is this

h*ck off ur not my dad >:(

Southern black backed gull

Just give em a firm handshake lassie

ok i`ll try it someday, now i sleep though

oh ok it was sideways and looked like a cement wall or something

They can, but it's not recommended