Confession time:

Did the priest die?

I sometimes scratch my toe hard enough to peel of skin. Sometimes it goes as far as to cause bleeding. Most of the time i'm completely unaware I'm even doing it until I see blood. For some reason I only do this to my right big toe and never to left one.
Worst part: I eat that skin.

You Russians don't surprise me anymore. Add sin: Nationalist

I just don't know why am I doing it.

When I was little, my father was famous. He was the greatest Samurai in the empire, and he was the Shogun's decapitator. He cut off the heads of 131 lords for the Shogun. It was a bad time for the empire. The Shogun just stayed inside his castle and he never came out. People said his brain was infected by devils, and that he was rotting with evil. The Shogun said the people were not loyal. He said he had a lot of enemies, but he killed more people than that. It was a bad time. Everybody living in fear, but still we were happy. My father would come home to mother, and when he had seen her, he would forget about the killings. He wasn't scared of the Shogun, but the Shogun was scared of him. Maybe that was the problem. At night, mother would sing for us, while father would go into his temple and pray for peace. He'd pray for things to get better. Then, one night the Shogun sent his ninja spies to our house. They were supposed to kill my father, but they didn't. That was the night everything changed, forever. That was when my father left his samurai life and became a demon. He became an assassin who walks the road of vengeance. And he took me with him. I don't remember most of this myself. I only remember the Shogun's ninja hunting us wherever we go. And the bodies falling. And the blood.

Sometimes when I say goodnight on Jow Forums I don't really go to bed. I just go to another board and shitpost there instead.

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you're going to hell user

There is nothing wrong with that though, you're wishing Jow Forums good night, not just shitposting for attention. Unless you're staing in that Jow Forums thread to see how many (you)s you get out of it.

I keep almost jacking off to super g*y p*rn with the thought of being raped by Real Men but i dont want to watch porn at all aaaAAAAA i didnt jacked off to it yet but please helpm e god AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>goD
>tp
holy shit what a fag

what bitch?
im not gay
also what do you mean by
>tp

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Heheheheheheheejehehehe!

>also what do you mean by >tp
that post, newfriend

dont call me bitch you tutti fruity poof
I'm not the one hiding in the closet

i've been on imageboards for 3 years and never heard that once, it's not that long i guess but still
i'm not in a closet... bitch...

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well its more commonly used as >tf tp

I kind of want to sex this woman

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im stealing ur Shogun Assassin quote

p.s liquid swords is a good album