When did you realize you are a king?

When I realized these hoes ain’t shit

>6'2"
>230 lbs
>Ancient Spartans, Egyptians, and Romans would bow at my Burgermutt feet
Feels bretty gud man

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WE

LIL

i concur with my ape dwelling brother

KAAAAAAAAAAAAANGS!

women on Jow Forums why

Any man who puts his self worth in height or other superficial attributes is not a man. A man is shown by his actions, not by anything else, besides having a penis.

5'0" = king? wew. That is a rough life. But you can get a little cheerleader hottie and save money on needing less housing sqft.

>5'7
>strongest in the gym

feels good

tfw 6ft and lumped together with 5'8 minikings

Haha I'm a man, I don't need validation from Twitter faggots.

I bet everyone at that gym is on hormone therapy.

it's a gym. everyone juices

6”3 250.2 pounds, feels good.

I bet I could wreck you

>doesn't go below 5 ft

feels bad man.

You’re the boss of the gym huh?

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female?

Doubt it ha.

yes, but especially the squat rack

no thanks. i roll the other way

>Not being a 6'4" God Emperor of Mankind!

Why even live!??

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I WUZ KONG AW DIS TAIM?

Unironically agree that we should rend asunder such matriarchal claims to what defines a man's worth. Bitchez ain't shit

been in many fights. lost maybe 2. many taller than me. all of them ended up crying lol

Anyone under 185 cm is a subhuman manlet.

t. 190cm master race

5'6" manlet kang!

chiraq bruh!!!

fite me irl!

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Fighting people from Finland does not count as fights. Fight drunk natives Americans than come talk to me.

Injuns are short and fierce holy shit

natives are bro tier. mutual respect. I have never lost a fight to an anglosaxon.

>tfw also 5'7" and big cock at the gym

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Reminder that being 6 feet statistically makes you taller than 90% of males, so Jow Forums needs to stop memeing it as being average.

tl. a guy who is actually 6'0 and doesn't lie about his height

I had two drunks come into my store. They never came back.

Me as well friend. I enjoyed this banter bro.

I AM A KING

Lanklets BTFO. I can feel them seething from the posts here.

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>On the verge of being obese
>Burger

Everything is as it should be in this universe.

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I'm a 5' 4 manlet with a 10 in dick. Roasties can bow before ME.

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Mfw 4'11..

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6'8'' 300 pounds here. Don't know how to play basketball, don't know how to fight, can't find normal people clothes, have flat feet and back problems. Both my father and younger brother are taller and call me shortstuff. Totally feel like a king.

>this is what manlets tell themselves

This is kinda frightening when they are all in a group like that.

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I always thought of myself as a Kaiser... Kings sound too posh

Some men are tall enough to pick fruit. Some are tall enough to...ah, fuck it.

>Every man a King

>Totally feel like a king.

a different kind of king

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King of the Manlets maybe.

Hitler was 5'9

perhaps thats why he lost

>be manlet
>in shape
>clothes all size small
>pay the exact same price as clothes in size xxxl despite using significantly less material
How does it feel to be subsidized by my dollars you niggers?

It's the logo that costs money. Buy generic brands. Practically free.

Thanks, Osama.

>men 5'0-5'3
I don't think men that short exist, they all committed suicide.

>dad's height : 6'2
>my height: 5'9
Did I get cucked guys?

That makes me feel a bit better about myself, thanks.

my father is 5'2

thank you based god

Wtf, that pic is exactly what my girlfriend tells me, even worse, she says I'm ugly, and how lucky I am to have her.

Sometimes it kinda gets me upset, when someone tells you over and over again you're ugly.

When I do confront her about it she says she's only joking, but I wonder if underneath it all it's a way to keep me and not look for another woman.

I tell her I love her and want to marry her, so I don't see why she would need to do that

tfw 6'2

I hope you turned out taller.

Clearly OP is a butthurt manlet

quintessentially british

Anne Frank and the Seven Dwarves.jpg

Kek. What are you doing with your life, top lad? Doesn't sound like marriage material.

>tfw list tops out at 6'1'" and that's me
I'm at the tippy-top, y'all.
(still jealous of guys taller than me)

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Also post pic for objective evaluation

finish her now

you'd be a fool to discredit a black mans woke opinion on thots
youtube.com/watch?v=MZ924VGx5n0

>ˢʰᵒʷ ᵇᵒᵇˢ

>tfw literally 71.5 inches

I'm cursed to be so close yet so far from 6ft.

GSP - 5'11"
Tyson - 5'10"
Macgregor - 5'9"
Matt Hughes - 5'8"
Pacchio - 5'7"

i would never even approach a girl if she had the phrase "daddy" anywhere on her body.

Feels fucking good, fellow lord of the kangz.

Lol they would put you in a pit and charge people for the privilege of throwing beans at you to eat.

????

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The rest of the world is following suit. US is barely in the top 20 fattest countries anymore, and as boomers are dying off, we're getting "skinnier" as a whole. Projections show Americans are going to go down in obesity while Euros are going up.

Soon Euros will be just as brown and round as we are.

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me too, i just lie and say i'm 6ft :^)

Short Man Syndrome at its finest

>Pacchio - 5'7"

seems right

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A king who can't get laid is still an incel.

>even having 3 tiers below 6'
ew

An incel with absolute power.

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>holy shit lol
Its actually spelled Pacquiao

Todos cab-
Todos reyes!

>Unironically agree that we should rend asunder such matriarchal claims to what defines a man's worth. Bitchez ain't shit
>You now realize heterosexual men have literally no reason whatsoever to judge each other for the size of their dicks.

Why should I shame a man that has a smaller cock than me? Only roasties and fags think the size of a man's penis matters more than the quality of his character.

No more brother wars.

90% of ALL males includes millions of elderly men.

I can't speak for Japan, but among white men under 40 here I'd say 6' is close to average.

I'm not goy enough to buy brands, but stitch quality and good fabric are not cheap, even when they're made by third world children.