W-welcome to General Help with Celty3D

W-welcome to General Help with Celty3D.
If you've got a problem, something you don't think you can handle on your own, drop by. I'm here for you.

The world isn't as terrible as you think it is Anonymous. Let's shoulder whatever is burdening you together. Don't suffer in silence.

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fuck off

Ain't happenin'. But why do you feel like I should? You can easily simply close the thread. Not sure how I'm bothering you.

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Why does Alice/Celty get so much hate from italians?

Really bakes my noodle

He's had a bad day.

Probably the way I salt my water before putting pasta in.

Is he? What happened?

And how are you, my upstairs neighbor?

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>salting the noodle before putting it in
Mama mia.

WAAAA IT HURTS SO MUCH PLEASE HELP MEEEEEE

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STOP POSTING THAT PICTURE

keep posting pictures like that

I s-salt the water.

So why don't you put a real bandage on it?

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His teacher was a bitch to him and he failed his English exam.

Oh dear. That sounds like a problem. Not sure why they would take it out on me though. I'm not a teacher or english

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fuck off

Nah

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Can you satisfy my straight shota mommy fetish

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You're a shrink which is like 5x worse. You literally talk to people, give them fake hopes and get paid, perhaps even fuck up their minds by giving them meds. I'd rather keep a druggie alive. Fuck off, you're a parasite and the scum of society.

why dont you like it

Probably not.

That's not what "shrinks" do, nor what meds do.

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worth a shot

I'm sorry you're having a bad day user, but taking it out on Celty isn't productive for anyone.

What do shrinks do?

No I've seen the sopranos I know everything about shrinks fuck off

show me your boobs

I don't like seeing cute girls hurt unless it's Alice.

>No I've seen the sopranos I know everything about shrinks fuck off

ahahahahahahahaha

*shrugs*

You don't. But good luck with that.

No.

Depends what you mean by "shrink". There are numerous jobs that fit that description, all with different properties and mechanisms.

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>right as i start watching Durarara, someone starts to roleplay as Celty on Jow Forums
Go give your scientist husband a handjob or go back to /b/ where horny teenagers will flood your Patreon with their neetbux for "being cute".

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1. You're an indoctrinated loaded cunt
2. You're a loaded cunt
3. Your mommy is loaded

why not? i am asking you nicely

Boy you just announced how new you are.

Anyway have you listened to the Death Grips album lol

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they're probably not much good
I'd ask her to show hips but looking at the picture, they're definitely no good
pic related

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No thanks.

Okay.

And?

Yes I did! It was alright, a bit weird though.

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you're a spoiled bitch either way

How many abortions have you had?

since i am asking you nicely and as a favor, the most kind answer is to post a picture of your boobs

Yeah it is pretty weird. Do you have a favorite track?

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No thanks.

Okay. I'm not though.

Hm. I haven't come to any conclusions yet. What about you?

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Daily reminder Alice is a trap

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based and redpilled.
she's most likely married a dozens of men who sued her to no avail
now she's spending her day wasting her money around and comes here to shitpost and invite losers to watch her stream and donate to her "ironic" patreon.

kiss my ass fucking wankstain

cute

okay i think i'm starting to like him

I like Death Grips is Online, Flies, and Hahaha. The one thing that I didn't really like about it was the high-pitched voice thing that was on some tracks like Linda's in Custody.

ATTENTION

ATTENTION

Reminder that this thot is ultimately here to shill her Twitch stream and other social media.
This is a violation of global rule 11, which applies to all boards.
Report. Sage. Hide.

just show your boobs, jeez, what's the worse that can happen?

going to others boards and then coming back here makes me realise how absolute shit this board is

Her legs aren't that thick sorry :/

Not me, but okay.

Yeah, that struck me as a particularly odd choice.

No.

Right?

Not true but okay.

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This. She promotes it at the end of every thread, and then says she doesn't even want one, and anons "MADE" her get one. But she still promotes it, lmao. OP is a liar and a con-artist.

fake and gay
the real alice doesn't have an outfit that looks that good!

>Right?
Then why are you here, faggot?

I NEED A FUCKING BF

I want a bf

Right? My costume was very poorly made.

To help Anonymous.

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what you want me to do so you can actually show me your boobs

donate to his patrteon

Hello Celty/Alice/OnlyOCFrom/b/
Have this kot on behalf of the niceposters of Jow Forums
Keep your unique work

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Nothing you can do would make me wish to do that.

Thank you

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How many abortions have you had?

>Not me, but okay.
prove it

>Sorry, I'm a biological female.
So, how many abortions have you had?

yes
now let me hear how you're riding tyrone/chad's dick

c'mon baby, no need to pretend to be disinterested, just a little peak, that's all i'm asking for

It's not the same outfit as I wear.

I'm celibate currently.

No.

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Can you even HAVE abortions, Celty?

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Yeah I guess they're just trying out new sounds that they never used before. Also one thing that you wouldn't notice but I thought was interesting was how they sampled a lot of their older songs on it which they have done before but never this much on one album. A lot of people were theorizing that it could be a signal that this is the last DG album but I dunno.

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The costume is completely different. Look with your eyes

i'm sleepy can you sing me a goodnight song pls

How do I get better at risk threads?

s-stop user
i want to jack off to girls before going to sleep you know

Actually on second glance, the pic on the right is from Dr.Medic. A Jow Forums regular. That's not Alice.

ok, lets meet and live together until we die of aids

Yes. In fact. I have one just for you.

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stop saying to me no, say something more positive, smile for me at least

I d-don't think that. T-too much money in it!

*smiles* no.

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Convince me to kms.

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D-Dorogoy...

>The world isn't as terrible as you think it is Anonymous
Yeah that's something only a woman or a "kept" tranny/gayboy would think. Youre either lying or deluded.

Of course this bitch has a mommy/son fetish.

holy shit, you can actually make vocalizations that aren't grating on the ears?
Why don't you just do that all the time?
based

No. That's a bad idea.

I'm neither.

It's a lullaby.

I do.

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fuck I missed the get

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Your voice is shit, here's a better one

Only attack other countries when you can't expand any more. It's better if they're smaller or if you're in an alliance with someone else bordering the person you're attacking
Proof?

>I'm neither.
You're still a sheltered deluded child who doesn't know suffering. Typical woman to be quite H

I don't know a single italian word other than memeshit. Is it even worth learning italian?

>I do.
Who do you think you're fooling with that line?
the bar was set very low, and you still failed to meet it. Please flagellate yourself.

based and redpilled you just got !% whiter with this post

Dw it will happen in due time anyway.

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BASTE swarthyanon

No. Both countries are shit. Kill them with fire.

True, they have been getting pretty popular recently (I mean they wouldn't be played on the radio or anything but they're definitely not obscure) so they probably make a decent amount of money off of it. They have said before that they were splitting up only to get back together a few months later so you never really know if they're serious about it. The drummer Zach Hill has worked on a few projects before but never for this long so I'd imagine all of the members are starting to get at least a little bored of it. It doesn't sound like they're getting any less enthusiastic in their music to me though.

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I'm not that either.

It is what it is.

That's not better. Let me show you better

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I wish dude

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>I'm not that either.
If you're a woman and you post on fucking Jow Forums, you literally are psychologically incapable of even fathoming what it means to life a "terrible" life.

$5 says you never have to work a day in your life and you just sit at home all day dicking around while your bf/husband/fiancee works his fingers to the bone so he can pay for all your stupid cosplay clothes and viddygames.

>reading the generic "meme" bedtime story
at least be original, alice.

she sounds like even more of a bitch than you normally do
you all have shit taste in women's voices

You are simply wrong.

Hey, someone asked for it.

What can I say? I'm a tsundere.

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