>GF is 6 hours late with her period
>Is on the pill but we're still worried
>She starts bleeding
Phew. I guess I'm safe to fuck her tomorrow, eh boys?
>GF is 6 hours late with her period
>Is on the pill but we're still worried
>She starts bleeding
Phew. I guess I'm safe to fuck her tomorrow, eh boys?
>6 hours
women can be days late you larping virgin
You're the larping virgin, some girls are pretty much always on time, like clockwork. She is.
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dude just cum on her face and then marry her
what is with nz today
/subscribe
what do you mean?
Are you on east coast of NZ? If yes then it applies
>ID
0+Q
I AM SINGING IN THE RAIN
What the fuck
wrong thread bud
Wtf
Test
Wrong flag
i know which thread you're replying to and I actually am the NZ user in that thread as well
no im not east coast
go to bed
Now you’ve narrowed down half the country for me, tracking you down just so you know
i move locations pretty often so I dont care :^^)
are you going to beat on him or something lol
Better move soon unless you want me at your door stop midnight
he's going to break in to my house while im sleeping and give me a hug
I'll move to your house, we can be room mates :^D
would you enjoy this hugging?
Kek, my feet stick off the end of the bed, you can go on sofa or something
same, im a manlet as well so my bed must be made by turbo manlets
maybe
why are kiwis so small
Everybody loves 5 ft 10 lanky autists hugging them unannounced in the night you shitlord
wrong thread dipshit
also did you not read my post?
im 10km tall
5 ft 10 is average height
i don't know if i'd like it
I’ll report back
this is why I sleep with a knife desu
do it to me
You know I’m coming to the UK at the end of year
And you mentioned you live in South Yorkshire
well I sleep with a sword so checkm8 faggot
i thought you hated the uk
no no i am but a humble estonian
When did I say that
dont have a loicence for one of those unfortunately
you seemed mad cause we didnt give you electricity and that we dont say `deck' in a funny way
I’m going there to negotiate better electrical deals
heh if you come up north we can get a pint or some shit
Good, I can’t talk without alcohol and it sounds like you should be leaving home more often
leaving home takes effort
effort is the devil
Are you saying you don’t like awkward drunken small talk lad
No, that is pretty fun. I don't drink very often though
Yeah me neither, just when going out about every month or so
Anyway I’ll hit you up in 6 months senpai
she obviously isn't