GF is 6 hours late with her period

>GF is 6 hours late with her period
>Is on the pill but we're still worried
>She starts bleeding

Phew. I guess I'm safe to fuck her tomorrow, eh boys?

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>6 hours
women can be days late you larping virgin

You're the larping virgin, some girls are pretty much always on time, like clockwork. She is.

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dude just cum on her face and then marry her

what is with nz today

/subscribe

what do you mean?

Are you on east coast of NZ? If yes then it applies

>ID
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I AM SINGING IN THE RAIN

What the fuck

wrong thread bud

Wtf
Test

Wrong flag

i know which thread you're replying to and I actually am the NZ user in that thread as well

no im not east coast

go to bed

Now you’ve narrowed down half the country for me, tracking you down just so you know

i move locations pretty often so I dont care :^^)

are you going to beat on him or something lol

Better move soon unless you want me at your door stop midnight

he's going to break in to my house while im sleeping and give me a hug

I'll move to your house, we can be room mates :^D

would you enjoy this hugging?

Kek, my feet stick off the end of the bed, you can go on sofa or something

same, im a manlet as well so my bed must be made by turbo manlets

maybe

why are kiwis so small

Everybody loves 5 ft 10 lanky autists hugging them unannounced in the night you shitlord

wrong thread dipshit

also did you not read my post?
im 10km tall

5 ft 10 is average height

i don't know if i'd like it

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I’ll report back

this is why I sleep with a knife desu

do it to me

You know I’m coming to the UK at the end of year

And you mentioned you live in South Yorkshire

well I sleep with a sword so checkm8 faggot

i thought you hated the uk

no no i am but a humble estonian

When did I say that

dont have a loicence for one of those unfortunately

you seemed mad cause we didnt give you electricity and that we dont say `deck' in a funny way

I’m going there to negotiate better electrical deals

heh if you come up north we can get a pint or some shit

Good, I can’t talk without alcohol and it sounds like you should be leaving home more often

leaving home takes effort
effort is the devil

Are you saying you don’t like awkward drunken small talk lad

No, that is pretty fun. I don't drink very often though

Yeah me neither, just when going out about every month or so
Anyway I’ll hit you up in 6 months senpai

she obviously isn't