In America you can get a large peperoni pizza for 5 dollars. We call this a "Hot Carl" here in CaliWali (California). The best thing too is that you dont even need to order your food, just walk in and its already hot and ready to go.
What food deals/ traditions do you have in your country?
thread is a trick to >imply california is part of the united states
you can go to a mcdonalds and ask for a big chips and they know what you mean even though the menu says large fries and the cashier barely speaks english
Tbh, I thought a hot carl was when your gf took a dump on your face fashioned it into makeshift moustache.
Just because we are currently being occupied by a foreign hostile power doesn't mean we are not still rightful American clay.
stop eating carbs
Always thought a hot karl was someone shitting on saran wrap on your face.
I thought it was a guy shitting on a girl.
Stop raping and killing Kurds.
Disgusting. For the same price you can snag 6 Applegate hotdogs.
never
I just ate 4 eggs and a small handful of walnuts, and coffee with no sugar.
Good luck with your diabetes Fatass
That's because youre an inbred, double-digit mongoloid.
fix your shit and we'll talk
>garlic butter (or any butter) on your pizza
JUST
That's a little ceasers pizza nothing special about that.
>$5 cancer pizzas
They taste meh but for the price they're good. I shall pass on this tradition to my grandchildren.
The meme about Jow Forums users being a bunch of disgusting fat ass lard fuck Incels is true. All of it.
In America, $5 pizza and a high sugar, high corn syrup diet have created this thing
>Food in california
>Five dollars for food
Subway doesn't serve pizza so pick one.
>saran wrap
Pussy.
It's not a lie. They're sold at Walmart and little cesars
>Soft doughy pizza base
Unironically kill yourself
You're all disgusting fat fucks. Pizza is something you should be eating once a MONTH as a reward. It's a daily staple for Low T Incels here.
Fucking fat fucks. KYS
>hates anything bland
She's probably one of those people that doesn't like the taste of water.
PIZZA BELONGS TO AMERICA NOW! KNOW YOUR PLACE ITALIANS!
Little Caesar's extra most bestist pizza is a steal. It is better than domino's or pizza huts regular pepperoni pizza, and is only $6.
My local walmart (not California) has a Noble Roman's now and holy fuck is that good. $5 for an entire personal pan supreme. I don't eat it much because holy shit sodium, but I do love to splurge on it from time to time.
You can eat whatever you want faggot, so long as the calories you intake are less than the calories you expend per day.
Italians didn't invent "pizza". Fat fuck Americans like you did.
> Calories
Shut the living fuck UP.
pizza is a part of the american essential food groups, along with soda and dying at 50
Gross eat real pizza or don’t eat it at all
I cant wait for gypsy pride to catch up here
For some reason I think it tastes like shit. They load it up with way too much cheese.
Everyone knows sourdough pizza is the true patrician taste.
I guarantee 75% of the posters here are Obese lard fucks.
You don't get the full experience unless you wash it down with soda.
Anyone been to Mellow Mushroom? Tell me they dont have the best pizza.
Wait, those Little Skeezers pizzas have a lot of cheese? Really? I always figured it'd be the opposite.
I'm like a fucking mousegirl when it comes to cheese, I may give that a try if its true.
This pizza is 6 something in California with taxes.
t.wagie who can’t afford real food
Lmao
>Muh glands!
>It's not mah fault I'm fat!
Fatty
Rotten and fermented Fish.
>Lmao
>>Muh glands!
>>It's not mah fault I'm fat!
>Fatty
No you fucking Idiot. I meant that calories don't mean SHIT when you have Insulin resistance.
My roommate really likes them but I think it's too overloaded with toppings for me. I really like taste of sauce on my pizzas.
Hrm. I'm more of a toppings fan myself, so that sounds like it might be good. Thanks, user!
desu ive had some great pizzas from sleazers, but only when the establishment isnt run by hoodrats.
I like to eat at lunch restaurants. They are only open 2-3 hours a day and just have 2-3 different dishes. But you get solid husmanskost for half the price that way.
Best is when they have soup made of yellow dried peas, a staple since the medieval ages (allegedly one of our kings died from eating poisoned pea soup)
Mellow Mushroom is the best. Way better than $5 shit "pizza".
If you eat anything other than meat, dairy, eggs, fish and nuts you're a degenerate.
Some greenies are ok once a week.
Tax in California is 9% it comes out to $5.45
Lmao so you have diabetes as well? Wow
I ate your moms vagina. Is that degenerate?
>giving oral
Yes.
I wouldn't shit for a week if thats all I ate.
>FUCK SCIENCE!
Enjoy being obese, and blaming it on your thyroid.
This unironically. Licking is for dogs
You don't have to get it ready made. You can always order "light cheese"... I do.
My diet consists of 80% red meat or so, yet I shit every day.day.
cant beat a munchy box lads
I thought that was a Dirty Sanchez
That looks like diarrhea
we call tomato sauce tomato sauce
i feel so sorry for united states having no culture other than macdonalds, at least in brazil we have some african and portuguese culture
This is some good shit
In Brazil you can order a pizza with 2 flavours, and theres a great variety.