Animal Knife fight

Who wins ?

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mouse is cute so i wish it was that but crab would win realistically

The mouse. All he has to do is run in to the others, and they'd be impaled. Plus, a mouse is agile as fuck.

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Crows are smart

The turtle's defense is too high for a simple animal like a mouse or crab to penetrate. The bird has intelligence and speed on his side so he might be able to defeat the turtle.

I will choose turtle

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stop being a diaper tranny

better version

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Crowboi is the superior fight, he's agile, smart, and can fly.

crabbo is the only one that can even hold the knife properly, the others dont stand a chance

based

crows can fly

the crab can properly hold the knife and also stab. As well as +1 crustacean defense

>stuff armed gerbil in enemy's anus
>???
>profit

Is the crow high or low tier?

He's smart and can use tools but is he really able to use the knife with enough strenght?

But what if it’s too heavy or awkward for him to carry dumbfuck

Only idiots namefag

pointy boi has a serrated knife with 100% bleed proc, he can easily win if he just waits for his opponent to bleed out

prove it

you are finnish and so inherently idiot. is a pass user and so also inherently a idiot

I'm rooting for my uncle (the respectable businessman on the upper right)

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Black Menace, her has god-tier mobility and the ability to drop the knife on his opponents.

Ima go with the Raven

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hopper with a chopper

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monky bizness. I know what they can do when they're in a group. I know of a story when two hunters shot a monkey for fun, then the hurt monkey was screaming to the canopy of the jungle.

Then suddenly, gangs of monky's so many, were agitated seeing their friend shot.

All of them threw rocks and shit. Stoning the 2 hunters.

The hunters were sp00ked, they didn't know the monkys were that sentient.

The 2 hunters were said to never hunt again.

Crab, high defense and agile with the knife

Oh shit nigger what're you doing? ._.

cock

crab can only move sideways

tortoise is too slow

bird isnt even holding it properly

mouse is only option

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Crab cause it's the only one holding it with its' arm so it can move it freely.

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>not maining cat with a gat
He can just shoot the others from a safe distance, and cats are faster than chickens so he can even beat the cock