Now I have a new pet
Now I have a new pet
Does he do any tricks?
>Does he do any tricks?
Of course not
Hey I've seen those guys
They're the most abhorrent kind of fly besides horse flies
What a lame pet
Teach it some
How big is it?
Are you alright mate?
>Teach it some
He's too stupid
2-2.3, 2.4 cm
And so what do you think? Am I all right?
send him to school
Is this a cry for help? Are you lonely?
So cute!
>send him to school
He's too stupid for school
>Is this a cry for help? Are you lonely?
I don't know, most likely not
cute
Okay then if you need anything let me know
Send him to preschool
stupid for %nameofeducationalinstitution%
What's his name
Give him some ritalin or something, your pet's retarded
why do you keep such a dumb pet
I have not yet named him
You can come up with a name for him. And I will definitely choose
He himself came to me
Kill it!!!!!!!
Kill it it has aids!
fuck it
eat it
So what?
Besides, I already have one killed insect
Do not project your fantasies
you too
You haven't been on a mayfly beach without Sandles have you?
gain weight tranny
I have some cool names
1. Crazy Ass
2. Adidas
3. Skrutna
4. Skrillex
5. Buzz god
Insects are evil. Kill more.
>Skrutna
this
>Insects are evil
I agree
Me meme
t.alice