Now I have a new pet

Now I have a new pet

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Does he do any tricks?

>Does he do any tricks?
Of course not

Hey I've seen those guys
They're the most abhorrent kind of fly besides horse flies

What a lame pet
Teach it some

How big is it?

Are you alright mate?

>Teach it some
He's too stupid
2-2.3, 2.4 cm
And so what do you think? Am I all right?

send him to school

Is this a cry for help? Are you lonely?

So cute!

>send him to school
He's too stupid for school
>Is this a cry for help? Are you lonely?
I don't know, most likely not

cute

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Okay then if you need anything let me know

Send him to preschool

stupid for %nameofeducationalinstitution%

What's his name

Give him some ritalin or something, your pet's retarded

why do you keep such a dumb pet

I have not yet named him
You can come up with a name for him. And I will definitely choose
He himself came to me

Kill it!!!!!!!

Kill it it has aids!

fuck it

eat it

So what?
Besides, I already have one killed insect
Do not project your fantasies
you too

You haven't been on a mayfly beach without Sandles have you?

gain weight tranny

I have some cool names
1. Crazy Ass
2. Adidas
3. Skrutna
4. Skrillex
5. Buzz god

Insects are evil. Kill more.

>Skrutna
this
>Insects are evil
I agree

Me meme

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