W-welcome to Therapy Tea with Sakuya3D!

How do I prevent my family from being massive slobs and making a huge mess of the house whenever I clean it?

shutup

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*hugs tightly* That's okay. We c-can be lonely together if you like

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My mother owns the house and most of the mess is from one of my younger brothers and sister

I s-see. So why h-hasn't your mother put her foot down?

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wrap them in gladwrap

Give me some tea

thanks
I'm just a little depresso because stuff with a person
it's complicated

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Absolutely

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women dont belong on the internet

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She's a busy and tired person

*nods slowly* I understand that. No, I feel it, right in my heart. I know that feel for sure.

What can I do to help?

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*nods* T-that makes sense. But your siblings w-will not stop?

Tell that to Grace Hopper.

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where do i make donations?

No, just tea

mistake

How do I compensate for my small penis?

No, harlot. get offline

I try my best to convince them to at least do the bare minimum when it comes to cleanliness but they're back to their usual ways within a day or two.

...

What is your position on race realism?

Im sure...

im honestly so fucking sick of seeing these fucking threads
just stop already you worthless piece of cum
you absolute spineless dumbfuck dog cock
I hate you

remind me not to be too negative I guess
I can't help but expect the worst and I don't want to this time

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Ah? W-what do you mean?

I've g-got some for you then

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How do I subscribe to your patreon

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fuck a small girl
like chino

I would like to know where to make donations. Y-you dont try to make virgin weebs feel good about themselves for free, right?

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S-sounds like you've got a lot of anger dear. I'm g-glad you got it out. T-tell me about your day dear, w-what has you in this mood?

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>Do you h-have any authority to take things away from them
No
>or t-to give them incentives?
I guess I could come up with something if I was creative enough

Then don't

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Can I tie you up

Blessed thread

T-that'd what I'd do. Come up w-with some way to incentivize the behavior you w-wish to see.

No thank you.

Thank you

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Ok

I just always expect the worst because bad shit happens all the time
she was in the area but she lives out of state and is going home today
we probably won't get to hang out again for a while
feels bad

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Oh d-dear. You didn't g-get to meet up with her?
I'm s-sorry Anonymous, I'm so so sorry...I'm sure you w-were looking forward to it...

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What does Alice think of YouTube Poop?
youtube.com/watch?v=TBiShzF9kl0

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It's f-funny sometimes I guess.
We'll bang, okay?

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>I've g-got some for you then

Thank you

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>How c-can I help you today?
How?

That's w-what I asked you dear

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I woke up at 6 am for this

No, just here to say hi.

but I asked a counter question, how exactly?

I s-see...

*hugs tight* H-hello!

I c-can't answer that dear, only you know w-what you need help with!

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okay. Do you do it for a fee?

I don't know what I need help with

I didn't, no... we talked about it but it was too far and her family had plans
she said she might visit again next year but idk
we talked all night long every day she was here so that's something
I really just want things to work out and I'm thinking about it too much

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I d-do not.

*smiles* T-then maybe you h-have something you w-wish to discuss instead?

S-sounds like you could use a hot shower and s-some fast paced music

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Do you do this for free?

I dunno
Do you like Vinesauce?

and a freshly cooked meal to boot
that actually sounds good aside from the hot shower, maybe a cold one

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Yes.

I t-thought vine died?

C-cold can work too, b-but be sure to wash your hair too!

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I'm talking about the streamer silly goose

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I d-don't know of them, sorry

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>Yes.
why?

yes mom
I'm gonna go smoke now
gl with the thread

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Hello, Sakuya!
I would like one orange pekoe tea please~

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Yeah I've been to your streams a few times. I'm surprised that you haven't heard of them, they're probably the most popular streaming group on Twitch. I saw one of the guys at a convention the other day and was planning on talking to him after I got his autograph but I ended up blanking out and not saying anything. That's probably something I need help with, do you have any tips for not being socially anxious?

Tea makes you gay.
Anyway how do I find a bf?

I would like to stay longer but I'm busy right now. Good luck with the thread and stream.

T-to help Anonymous.

T-talk to you later dear

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T-the best thing you can d-do is go through a round of CBT training with a therapist

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nice pic

What if I'm too socially anxious to talk to a therapist :/

Whoops, my bad, sorry.
Anyways, do you think we see clouds from the bottom or the side?

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T-then talk to your PCP or GP first

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Hey Alice, how was your day?

10/10 advice, would do just that

It w-was quite nice

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but seriously thought it sucks ass

Glad to hear that!
Mine started out bad, but it got progressively better after I got home from work. Now I'm kinda drunk and I'm going to bed. Good night!

W-what does?

That s-sounds nice

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your "advice"

You are entitled t-to your opinion dear

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Just read about unit 731. Made me think about all the maliciousness and apathy in the world. I want to see some good

I can trust almost nobody and its really annoying. Whenever I find anything about people, I usually end up hating them. How to fix this?

Then b-become it. Be the good you wish to see in the world. There is so much to do and so few who do. So if you are passionate....go start.

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thanks for the encouragement

but it seriously just bad
what am I supposed to do, ask random guys if they wanna fuck me in the ass
go outside holy shit

>T-to help Anonymous.
Interesting. Besides, what else do you have? maybe some drinks/Food?

Outside is w-where the boys are dear

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No there are no boys outside. I'd know if there were any.

>If you n-need me, contact m-me in the following ways:
where xmpp?

You're a real piece of shit, Alice. You give depressed anons a false sense of security and then doxx/blackmail them when they give you personal info in hopes you'll help them. You did it to me. Fuck off.

I can see you posting in the /b/ thread too dude.
Telling lies and trying to screencap it as evidence isn't going to work.

Stop stalking Alice.