>be american
>get shot
Be american
Eli Rivera
Lincoln Thompson
i own swag
Carson Powell
>be american
>american
Wyatt Robinson
>be canadian
>get kot
Oliver Green
>be canadian
>get shot
>die waiting for the "free" healthcare
Michael Johnson
shut up bitch
i dont give a fuck
i dont give a fuck what you are talking about
shut up bitch shut the fuck up
shut up bitch i am swag
swag bitch shut the fuck up
Logan Murphy
not how it works!
Jaxson Peterson
Medical emergencies are instantly treated. Everything else requires a 9 billion year wait time though.
Elijah Davis
>be canadian
>make a absolutely abhorrant post
Oliver Wood
>be american
>get shot
>not enjoy this wonderful country
Aiden Bennett
getting shot isn't a medical emergency in burgerland
Christopher Turner
>be American
>get shot...
>...at freedom!
Joshua King
>implying canada isnt a US state
Hudson Rogers
>be american
>wake up from a nightmare of getting glassed by nuclear missiles every night
>can't go back to sleep because its really scary and might even happen someday
>go make some food to eat away the fear
>get fat
>get so fucking fat you need a mobility scooter to move around
>get pulled over for breaking 20 mph speed limit on your mobility scooter
>get even more nervous
>reach out for emergency hot dog
>officer thinks you're going for a gun
>get shot
Camden Foster
why does duke look like an american 20 year stoner/chad from the late 90s early 2000s in this photo. i don't like it
Owen Morales
*sips*
based
Henry Fisher
Fuck you, you smug bitch.
Lucas Hughes
Hey Shitpost!
Samuel Harris
hello, how are you?
Nathaniel Parker
I just wanted to reply with "get shot" but you're cool so I won't.
Aiden Hall
STOP BEING BIAS AND DO IT
Levi White
GET FUCKING SHOT MUTT
Luke Sanders
I'm okay
Nathan Long
wasn't he a fucking leaf though?
Parker Peterson
That he was but you shot him. Ha ha, you're going to jail where there going to pop your cherry.
Henry Clark
>you shot him
prove it
Matthew Ramirez
Be canadian, elect pussyboy.
Carson Hernandez
Evidence one Evidence two Proof
Wyatt Brooks
Well your evidence is pretty shitty, I was shooting americans, not canadians, besides there is no gunshot wound there anymore.
Alexander Howard
>besides there is no gunshot wound there anymore.
Proof?
Christian Anderson
prove there is one first
Parker Rivera
i can't
Gabriel Richardson
>soory
Noah Stewart
Its from Duke Nukem Forever, a shit game that Gearbox made, and not muh real Duke.
The franchise is unfortunately dead, as Gearbox has no plans to sell it.
Robert Miller
>he can’t handle getting shot
I thought Australians were supposed to be tough
Lincoln Bailey
their poison and heat resistance is high, but their piercing and cold resistance is low
Aiden Miller
no guns means we can't build up a resistance by getting shot
Eli Powell
Not even a .22?
Oh I see
Anthony Hill
>be brazilian
>get shot
Luis Sanchez
XDDDDDD
Xavier Barnes
exactly how it works
my mother suffered lingering MI in '92
3 hospitals in Toronto triaged her so low on the list that meth addicts were getting seen before her
my father and I drove down to new york and got her seen upon walk through the doors
canadian healthcare is trash tier and socialists know their 'free' healthcare is bad
Austin Ortiz
>be finnish
>get depressed
Mason Bell
nuke me
Isaiah Rodriguez
Your shit anime pictures make me hate you.
Wyatt Hughes
>be Canadian
>get arrested for mistaking someones gender