I have ulcerative colitis and I just felt my asshole

I can smell it from here

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Cut them with scissors

i know that feel bro. i have had hemmroids before. they hurt bu tnot as bad as having open wounds on tour asshole.

stick and needle in each ulcer and those bad boys will be gone in no time.

Pretty sure this breaks the rules of Jow Forums

æhhhh. thats too much! i feel sorry for you user. i hope everyting goes well. dont feel ashamed. im not gonna hate you for hemoriods :)

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I hate on tour asshole too.

srsly hope u get that checked out and cured user, looks like superhemmies and not the car engine.

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really glad i saw this while making lunch
thanks OP

Okay first of all stop taking pictures, it's getting very nervous from the flashing lights, hence the hemorrhoids. Tuck it back in your pants and feed it turkish yoghurt every day twice a day. It should feed from this and become happy and sated.

If you start to feel pain, itching or anything especially disturbing, fret not. This just means you have to alter your turkish yoghurt with something. Like peanuts or honey. This also means you have to rub it a little everytime you feed it.

After a week of this, if it hasn't left your mortal body, go to doctor and ask for cosmetic laser surgery for your butt. Zap that motherfucker.

You're gonna give birth to an ass alien

why is is so fucking WET?

bump

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Pop one

Three possibilities:
>he just took a shit
>he coated it with ass cream
or
>sometimes when you have hemorrhoids, the asshole can't close properly and you leak asswater

No it doesn't. this is not a blue board

Swamp ass

Stop pooping in socks OP, goddamn

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Mfw

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>bumping a 4 hour old thread of some guys infected asshole
>bumping a 2 hour old thread of some guys infected asshole

thanks alot

serves you right for always punching me.

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Too many nigger dicks OP

there's always surgery

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Not me.

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Dude wtf Im eating atm

Shave

No porn dumps allowed.
A single image can be a porn dump.
Porn = any genetalia.
Thus, this thread is a porn dump.

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So medical books are actually porn books?