I want to pee but i dont want to move from my pc wat do ?

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Lazy fucking shit get up and go piss you fucking degenerate.

get off your fat ass instead of complaining about it to people on the internet

pee

do i have too ?

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no you can just piss your fucking pants and then complain about the smell on the internet

i came up with a plan ill ride my chair to the bathroom and pee while sitting on the chair

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So it's not the fact you have no determination. It's the fact you'll put so much more effort in doing something because you're THAT lazy...

This is absurd.

are you unable to get out of your fucking chair?

put peepee in poo hole
pee in hole
die of aids

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im drunk plus have old rugby injury that makes standing up painfull

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lol you drink... wasted life already.

does it matter im gona die in the next few years anyway

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pee in bottle
put bottle aside
forget about bottle
knock over bottle of rotten piss

Bump

my peepee dont fit bottle i wil piss over the bottle so not an option

Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

make a funnel out of paper or plastic or something to direct the pee from your dick to the bottle without spilling it and without putting your dick in the bottle

i've lost 2 friends in a car accident no matter what you do your mortality is in the hands of the gods

good idea , us dutch man are so smarts

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you know it

sterkte met jou piss tregter

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het in die bottle gepiss vergeet daar was nog coke in die bottle fok XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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werklik n briljante nederlandse brein hah

but the import part
did the funnel work? no pee spilled?

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real talk i just stood up and pissed in toilet but thread would have dieded if i just went and pee like normal person

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that is too bad
i hoped for another victory for glorious dutch makeshift engineering but today was not the day
good for you for being normal tho
pee bottles can be a hassle to get rid of

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i did make my own security fence out of broken glass bottles so thats a win for dutch engineering

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you can pee in my mouth daddy

if you are girl yes

no im a man

damm , oh well do you want a beer i have some black label

you people down there really like those broken bottle style fences yeah
how well do they actually work? can it keep out a full grown kaffer?

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nice job

it works if he is dumb enough to climb over it , if he gets over the dog will get him , if the dog fails i wil hit him with my axe

if axe fails he dies of AIDS

this

if all fails play some afrikaner songs
youtu.be/XUXUnBre4cw

sounds like you got your protection in order
as long as they don't zerg rush you

it sounds a lot like dutch music, i like it

its funny that the dutch government has abandon us but we still have pride in our dutch heritenge , sad the rest of the western world dont have the same pride in themselfs

I know and it hurts, a lot
boers should be free to travel and move here
or we should help and do things to your country but i don't really want to advocate war crimes

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our time has come i have made peace with the fact that we are going to die , we wil be free in the next life

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lol funny joke. all the whites that are left, are beyond saving

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this most whites here are cucks , there no hope for us left we are dead

im waiting for the civil war so i can die as a warrior and not as a victim

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i'm still baffled at the fact that there's cucks in places such as fucking south africa
i mean here i can understand the ignorance
how there
but
whatever shit's fucked

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people here think blacks are innocent and we are evil , but like you said whatever shit is fucked so who cares anymore

civil war when?

>implying we aren't in one already

this civil war sucks why does america do everything better than us