Is ASMR a jewish trick and as bad as porn?

> ASMR
> Not just burying your face in the crotch of your pic related.

user, get serious for once.

god those mics are fucking exspensive

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What are they?

not sure yet, look like typical high-end cardioid condenser, anywhere from 500 to 1000 USD. This shit is such a waste

or a ribbon, which is more insane for such a stupid purpose

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While ASMR itself isn't degenerate at all, the whole attention whore culture that surrounds it, is.
ASMR isn't about personal attention or human interaction, it's about a tingling sensation some people feel when experiencing a certain kind of trigger,
And true, this trigger may be personal attention, but since ASMR went more and more mainstream, more and more people start watching ASMR videos precisely for the wrong reasons. Most don't even get ASMR (including creators, some have admitted this). And only what is popular survives and thrives, thus creating the massive amount of personal attention videos.

tl;dr:
Normalfags who watch ASMR videos don't watch for ASMR, but for the girls/attention.

This.

I'm one of those people who can't get tingles over ASMR but I completle agree what you just said.

Is ASMR an eargasm?
youtube.com/watch?v=DT61L8hbbJ4

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working on my Russian...

youtube.com/watch?v=VExrBcQTaPI

I've probably seen thousands of ASMR videos because it feels good to experience ASMR. In my experience there is nothing sexual about it. Women online use their sex appeal hoping their videos will get more traffic though. "Sexy ASMR" is just weird as fuck and I hate it. The best ASMR channels I've seen are mostly men but a few women too. This thread might as well be called "Are audiobooks bad as porn?" Unless it's made sexual there is nothing sexual about it.

It's a tingling sensation in the scalp and spinal cord in response to silence with the exception of small gentle sounds, usually to do with human interaction, such as whispering, 1 on 1 verbal test taking, brushing sounds, etc.
Hot girls who do this get a lot of views of youtube. They will get 360 high quality mics.
Relaxing but goes away with age.
tl:dr : It's a psychological sensory massage.

Everyone who says its not sexual is new or shill or poser. Truth is its patrician auditory gasp/heavy-breathing porn.

i'll never have a gf so its the closest thing i'll have to pillow talk.

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asmr itself is just the reaction so its not degenerate.

the people on youtube and all you fucking faggots who keep talking about it are degenerate.

Not everyone experiences it. Think of something relaxing, like pages of a book being turned, a fire crackling, someone crafting something out of wood, the sound of pen writing on a clipboard, receiving personal attention like getting a hair cut or some kind of physical exam. People who experience ASMR have certain "triggers" that cause this sensation throughout their bodies. Usually it's a tingling sensation in your head, maybe your back, or legs. This became popular online because it helps people relax and fall asleep at night. "Sexy ASMR" became a thing when women realized they can use their sex appeal to become more popular.

Says the guy who has no idea what he's talking about. Whispering, breathing, mouth sounds, are all "triggers" I hate with a passion. Really the cancer of this entire thing.

it's sad that the thots have taken control of asmr

asmr is just the feeling when your hair stands on end. for some people it feels kinda good. it's nothing more complex than that.

pic related was the original master of asmr, and imo the best asmr videos are from stuff like painting, wood carving, etc. not thots pretending to be your girlfriend.

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I do not advise you to listen to this. Most of the asmr channels are Russian. In the Russian Internet there are conspiracy theories that in ASMR there is Neuro-linguistic programming, which forces you to vote for Putin.

How is it self-indulgent? How do you know you're not being tricked into enjoying it?

valeriya already made me a putinbot and there's nothing you can do

Notice how 95+% of "ASMRists" are women?
And like half of them have their tits hanging out?
"Gee, what is their motive for making "ASMR" videos?"
Using their sex appeal to make money perhaps?
"N-No it's the tingles."
Whores.
That's why I only watch ASMR videos made by men. It's focused more on relaxation and not "OMG everyone look how pretty I am XD!!!!"

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Where are you getting that from?

finding out she is jewish was one of the worst days of my life

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stopped watching her when i found out

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I get what you're saying, but so does this board then.

>Jow Forums

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