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Gay

Vi har ikke brug for flere "no gf" historier. Lad vær med at bringe Jow Forums til Jow Forums.

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This isn't a general

EoSD?
It will take a lot of time to pass with all lives stage 3.
I haven't got anywhere this month.

How does me making this thread have anything to do with r9k coming here

>post sad, pityworthy, depressing, etc shit ITT
This board isn't a blog and no one wants to hear about how some people have fucked their life up. There's plenty of boards for that shit.

Could you for once stop policing this board?

let him post depressing shit user

Back to Jow Forums Dr.titty leaker

I thought you were supposed to be nice
I don't intend on making another thread like this one, cud I don't like it either
just hide and ignore it

I DON'T WANT TO SUCK AT THIS GAME THOUGH
JUST ONE FUCKING STAGE AND THE FUCK-MOTHERING RNG BULLSHIT KEEPS GETTING ME

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press x more often

Ok

Play a better bullethell. Such as Luftrausers.

Leave Jow Forums, please.
It been here better without you.
It takes time, and you need to play daily if you want to be good.

I do play daily and my cubic inch of a brain still can't play right

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also pretty much most of the stuff is aimed directly at you on the stage part of eosd, especially on stage 4 and 5 so slightly tapping left and right to dodge and shooting down at least some of incoming enemies should help you desu. Also, that one BOOKS part at stage 4 is worth wasting a bomb if you havent figured out how to dodge it yet, you`ll get another bomb from Koakuma anyways

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I know she gives me a bomb buy I like stashing them up so I can unload on later bosses
Is that a bad idea
Also is the BOOKS part the little summoning circles that shoot green orbs until you can barely see where the player is

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Is it a 2hu thread now?
this is more depressing than any meme arrow sob story r9gay could come up with desu

Grab some music OP:
-> youtube.com/watch?v=lP077RitNAc
-> youtube.com/watch?v=bUWQ5O5Tme8
-> youtube.com/watch?v=FC0zF89uy44
-> youtube.com/watch?v=9y_Qmyq8e40
-> youtube.com/watch?v=pJqVTlHYVlc

Check also the channels which uploaded these songs. Enjoy the music ))

Based

Bomb more and try to get far as you can.
I agree with except Koakuma.
I didn't not have problem with her after 3 takes.

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pls not here

Keep practicing and use more bombs

Gimme something in polish proszę, if you have, anything that is

>I know she gives me a bomb buy I like stashing them up so I can unload on later bosses
>Is that a bad idea
Yeah if u die your bomb stock renews anyways so no point in keeping them untill later instead of bombing whenever you find yourself in tricky situation desu
>Also is the BOOKS part the little summoning circles that shoot green orbs until you can barely see where the player is
Yes thats the one, you can actually shoot down some books desu, that kinda helps but if you stay in one place shooting it for a long time you might get hit. Getting the books and that one part with rows of windmills coming at you from all side of the screen almost at the end of the level down is pretty much all you have to do to reach patchi safely desu

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Based

OwO I want a buffboi to grab me whenever he wants, to press me down on my belly, bite my neck, pull my hair, abuse me and download his boisperms into my tight virgin bussy while I cry and moan in pain. And after all that, lightly kiss my forehead, telling me he loves me as he goes on with his day.

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-> youtube.com/watch?v=oG6pEolAKm8
-> youtube.com/watch?v=QPDJqQwZmJY
-> youtube.com/watch?v=YBaRFsubJNo
-> youtube.com/watch?v=uP6mSO1j-9Q

I don't know many artists tho I hope you'll be satisfied.

Many thanks

Are you a girl at least?

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I am a feminine twink with a nice tummy, according to others

-> youtube.com/watch?v=kWRhdN2XusA
-> youtube.com/watch?v=XcQdJyo1B-8

Show me your music :d
The last one is a description of Poles.

>Dr.Gay4Dick and Gaymark shitflinging at each other.
Like poetry.

What's the problem then? Find a bf :?

I don't really actively listen to music, I like it, but I don't actively seek it out
I hate most fags
I just want a straight normal slightly douchy dominant dude, not full chad, but not a beta. Basically what most chicks want, but to find one that's into dudes is nearly impossible

Than just buy one

Oh fuck, I didnt think of that, you're right!
cheers bruv

Do you like Danish literature or art? I'd like to read or see something that's connected with your country.

No and I can't tell you much, I probably know more about polish culture than danish.

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Didn't mean to post that varg, but his face kinda fits, so whatever

Nice, do you have Polish roots? And what's so interesting about my country? :o

>do you have Polish roots?
No, maybe genetic but idk, i got romanian roots, which is why I'm going there in like 2 days for most of, if not all of July.
Slavic culture is in general more "colorful", in a non gay way, can't find a good word for it in my tiny mind.
I played a lot of the witcher 1 and 3.

In relation to varg, is metal still cool?

Slavic culture nowadays or as it used to be in the old times (as it's presented in the WItcher)? I really like Slavic mythology. Have you read the Witcher? Which cities are you going to visit?

smart /vpolr9kbizsptv/ poster

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Metal is always cool unless you warm it up :d
Honestly idk if metal is cool or not, I don't really like this genre. I like earrapes, but electronic ones. Like this one:
-> youtube.com/watch?v=eYxu2G8zdEw

Btw the guy who made this song is also Pole. He's well-known for mixing different genres. Check him out, worth listening to.

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>Slavic culture nowadays or as it used to be in the old times
both desu
>Have you read the Witcher?
i plan on reading it eventually, but not in english. i know the first book was translated in romanian, so i might give that a shot
>Which cities are you going to visit?
i plan on going to all the old castles and keeps, maybe monasteries. Might even go to Croatia

Kek i scammed you, he's not Pole he's French actually, mb.

h-how could yooouuuuUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

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Why are danes so gay here? Are all the straight danes scared away to Jow Forums and Jow Forums?

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How about Polish films? Have you ever watched any?

i watched guardians of the galaxy 2 dubbed in polish in a hotel once

Well I didn't mean Polish in this way ._.
Here are some marvellous Polish comedies:
-> KIller
-> Poranek kojota
-> Chłopaki nie płaczą
-> Dzień świra (comedy + drama)
-> E=mc2
-> Rób swoje ryzyko jest twoje

cool i'll check these out later.
Thanks

Why do you have to be so explicitly gay.
Hello new.
I am a feminine twink with a nice tummy, according to others
You better prove it.

>HAHAHAHA I MAKE LE FUNNEY FACEBOOK MEEM REPLY

Hi friend ))

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varg?