Nationstates Part 3: Revenge of the Fuck

haha
no

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put this on gplates

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Nice work.

>5k rub
Why?

I used one of those currency editing sites and the only one that worked properly was the ruble.

Ah, then okay

Yay! New event!

ayo let me in
nationstates.net/nation=greater_yuritopia

>nationstates.net/nation=greater_yuritopia
done

bump

bump

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I like this.

1v1 me you aggressor

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>aggressor
speak for yourself
then join us, its fun

thats pre-war ya dummy

rude

Bump.

Hey homos I used my occult power to reincarnate into the body of a neckbeard so I can escape the fictional world of Bantland post here on Jow Forums.

Bumping this thread so more anons will join our region.

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Northman has his eyes on you

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Gay.

Your pagan kingdom will be paved over for Valhammerian malls and skyscrapers
just you wait

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You can slay our bodies but you cannot slay our souls! We will fight with suicidal devotion.

The Ugandan supa soldiers need a small coast line to have port
Pic related

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(((Valhammerians)))

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Morning bump.

youtube.com/watch?v=7xl43cCXTFs

hello /nsg/

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Hina

National Socialism General?

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nationstates general

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>commie nations

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I will if you make a post on the NS forums ;-)

I haven't played NS for like years
I may join later OP

You should!

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Can someone explain to me how exactly this game works?

1) create a nation (no e-mail required)
2) answer silly issues
3) get results that change your nation’s policies
4) join bantland (region)
5) rp on the bantland forums

I'm going to create a new nation. I'll post it here once done

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Let me in, great leader
nationstates.net/nation=anonzonia

Sent ya a telegram, sorry for being late
Heh Schreiner is the leader

Holy fuck I forgot about all the beggars sending you spam to join their region

Now, it is time for me to make a FLAG.

flag-designer.appspot.com
You can get some pretty good results from the randomiser of this

Join the (((discord)))

Where's the invite?

i sent it in the telegram

Nice flag

I didn't received it

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It's still WIP, i'll probably improve it in the future

I sent the link

I made some nice fancy charts about the region and how the civil, economic, and political freedoms are dispersed.

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goddamn our nation is oppressive

Our region is top 15% in the world for authoritarianism.

why am i not surprised
oh wait this is Jow Forums's trashcan

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Doesn't surprise me either.
In the top 79% for Political Freedom.
In the top 77% for Civil rights.
In the top 67% for economic Freedoms.
>Strong economy but no rights
Sounds like Nazism to me.

I'm pulling the heavy weight desu

Economy with 2 points
Civil rights with 0
Political freedoms 0
Stop it. Don't make me stage a coup in your nation.

You're right, improvements need to be made.
I just need a -2...
Also, don't make me laugh at the possibility of flower coups

You monster! Your nation will implode in on itself by being so awful.
Don't underestimate the power of my plants! I'd be suspicious of any shrubs if I were you.

Implosions happen from unstable elements in a structure, there is no instability within my nation, we work perfectly.
>Don't underestimate the power of my plants! I'd be suspicious of any shrubs if I were you.
There's an easy solution to that :^)

>Second most compliment nation
Damn you. The people will revolt against your tyrannical ways!
>There's an easy solution to that :^)
What's that?

Soon to be No1
>What's that?
Having no shrubs

What if I offer you some infamous Tulipa gesnerianan bees, which l'll have you know foreign governments are looking into weaponizing, in exchange of you keeping the shrubs?
Maybe you could get some mining bees as well.

Hmm, tempting.
Can i use them for surveillance as well?

For that you'll want the Tulipa gesnerianan Megachilidae bee package. This package comes with two hives worth of mason and leafcutting bees. Now I know what you're thinking as a Psychotic Dictator, "What's a fellow like me need them type of bees?" Well i'll tell you, these bees will get the job done. With just a small amount of genetic engineering those bees will be able to cut into any surface and repair in a matter of second. Perfect for a leader who wants to get into building and watch over his population and quickly kill them if they act out of line.

Sounds good.
I'll order 50
Don't really need to watch out for shrubs anymore if the bees can do it for me anyways

Excellent!
*the next morning headline*
Bee and Shrubs Sprouting Up Everywhere.

B E E S

Bees

m.youtube.com/watch?v=-1GadTfGFvU

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Macedonia, Kosovo, Bosnia and Montenegro arent real nations

That's why this is a fictional game.

fair enough
also slovenia isnt too

blimp

Hey, could you make a version of our new map?

I'll do it when i get home