Be _______

>be _______
>get ____

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Australian
injected with a tarantula-possum's venom

>be avatarfag
>get banned

>be Mexican
>get put in a concentration camp

>be mexican
>get ICE'd

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>be leaf
>be leaf

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>be aussie
>get skin cancer

>spurdo
>benis

>be aussie
>get skin cancer
>survive because in first-world country with actual healthcare

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btfoed

>get bitten by spider hidden in shoe
>die in 2 minutes

>get bitten by spider hidden in shoe
>suck out venom
>live because not a fucking idiot

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>suck out venom
>venom gets in tongue then swallowed a bit
>still die

Malignant
Goodbye

>be aussie
>can spit out venom because tongue hasn't been cut out by la pandilla

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>be Aussie
>huff petrol to forget I'm an Aussie

>be leaf
>be leaf

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>be Aussie
>repeat the same joke forever

>be leaf
>be leaf

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>be Aussie
>continue to repeat the same joke forever

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>be me
>get kot

truly you are my greatest ally, japan

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