>be _______
>get ____
Be _______
Australian
injected with a tarantula-possum's venom
>be avatarfag
>get banned
>be Mexican
>get put in a concentration camp
>be mexican
>get ICE'd
>be leaf
>be leaf
>be aussie
>get skin cancer
>spurdo
>benis
>be aussie
>get skin cancer
>survive because in first-world country with actual healthcare
btfoed
>get bitten by spider hidden in shoe
>die in 2 minutes
>get bitten by spider hidden in shoe
>suck out venom
>live because not a fucking idiot
>suck out venom
>venom gets in tongue then swallowed a bit
>still die
Malignant
Goodbye
>be aussie
>can spit out venom because tongue hasn't been cut out by la pandilla
>be Aussie
>huff petrol to forget I'm an Aussie
>be leaf
>be leaf
>be Aussie
>repeat the same joke forever
>be leaf
>be leaf
>be Aussie
>continue to repeat the same joke forever
>be me
>get kot
truly you are my greatest ally, japan