This is my anti-gay fort
Step back or i'll shoot
This is my anti-gay fort
Would bang
BACK OFF
>be me
>have gf
>have gf (male)
the ultimate stealth tool
t. gay
aaaaaaa
let me in
What now gayboy?
DO NOT CROSS THE LINE LADS, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE
Now you are fucking dead lad
I need refuge in the fort can I get in
oh noes!
please let me in I'm not a homo
I just need protection from the gays
Show me your straight licence lad
Same goes to you lad
you can pass
you can't
Back off dead gay lad or ill burn ya down
I can't find mine mate but if I was gay I'd be on a cross already
Here you go Herr Kobe
just give me the brit he posted karen anyway
Alright, come in lad
Ok fine lad, fuck him up
sorry, missed that last word
wait I found my licence
Too late lad, now u gonna perish getting fucked in the ass, sorry but sacrifice has to be made
you know what happens now right?? :^)
Hey Spaghetti, can i come in?
but I showed you my licence
please let me in aussies are all homos
dumb gay ausgaylian
No, there is no more straight space in here, you gotta do your own fort lads.
Do it quick or your anal virginity will be in danger
nice box
polite conversation! h-hi my n-names anonymous what do you like about the weather? h-haha *spergs out and runs away*
Thank you lad
Guess i'll stay outside and be gay then
fuck you my fort will be the comfiest
the weather is gay and you are gay
bad box
did you have to make it a pillow fort?
Good choice, now back off, i'm already startint to smell the big gay in you
you can come and sit in my fort if you want
we can be comfy and throw stuff at kobe's gay cardboard fort
Your fort is shitty and gay lad, sorry to say that but you are becoming enourmously gay
I like tits
it even has a mattress. i don't think he's being very honest with himself here
What's it smell like?
Sure, but you aren't a Karen poster, are you?
Ye right?
WAIT ARE YOU TRYNG TO MANIPULATE ME?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Smell like not straight
what's gay about a pillow fort?
it's the perfect balance between defence and comfy
no. I don't post karens that would be gag
*gay
dumb phone
Gay, just like you
Good, otherwise i am required by danish law to turn the fort gay to combat the Karen menace.
Dumb gay phone poster
>Whats gay about a pillow fort?
t. Pillowbiter
Smells like vegemite
Don't mock the pillows, alone they might be soft and squishy, but together they form a mighty wall that keeps out even the most determined of mexicans
OH SHIT, THAT'S A FIRE IN YOUR FORT, how unfortunate lad
And my fort is reinforced for this eh eh
I suppose that explains the large amount of australians and brits in every gay thread
Well here's the thing kobe, you can't build a pillow fort without blankets, and we came prepared. But nice try.
solid kot
good thing I'm not a karen poster then
why would I eat pillows?
dumb spaniard
please don't burn down my comfy fort
There's something odd about your posting shtyle, but i can't quite put my finger on it.
I don't know what you're talking about dane friend
im just a normal british poster
Just my imagination i guess
checked
those are some nice nines
I guess you must have been mistaken.