This is my anti-gay fort

This is my anti-gay fort
Step back or i'll shoot

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Would bang

BACK OFF

>be me
>have gf
>have gf (male)

the ultimate stealth tool

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t. gay

aaaaaaa
let me in

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What now gayboy?

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DO NOT CROSS THE LINE LADS, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE

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Now you are fucking dead lad

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I need refuge in the fort can I get in

oh noes!

please let me in I'm not a homo
I just need protection from the gays

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Show me your straight licence lad

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Same goes to you lad

you can pass

you can't

Back off dead gay lad or ill burn ya down

I can't find mine mate but if I was gay I'd be on a cross already

Here you go Herr Kobe

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just give me the brit he posted karen anyway

Alright, come in lad

Ok fine lad, fuck him up

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sorry, missed that last word

wait I found my licence

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Too late lad, now u gonna perish getting fucked in the ass, sorry but sacrifice has to be made

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you know what happens now right?? :^)

Hey Spaghetti, can i come in?

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but I showed you my licence
please let me in aussies are all homos

dumb gay ausgaylian

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No, there is no more straight space in here, you gotta do your own fort lads.
Do it quick or your anal virginity will be in danger

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nice box

polite conversation! h-hi my n-names anonymous what do you like about the weather? h-haha *spergs out and runs away*

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Thank you lad

Guess i'll stay outside and be gay then

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fuck you my fort will be the comfiest

the weather is gay and you are gay

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bad box

did you have to make it a pillow fort?

Good choice, now back off, i'm already startint to smell the big gay in you

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you can come and sit in my fort if you want
we can be comfy and throw stuff at kobe's gay cardboard fort

Your fort is shitty and gay lad, sorry to say that but you are becoming enourmously gay

I like tits

it even has a mattress. i don't think he's being very honest with himself here

What's it smell like?

Sure, but you aren't a Karen poster, are you?

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Ye right?
WAIT ARE YOU TRYNG TO MANIPULATE ME?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Smell like not straight

what's gay about a pillow fort?
it's the perfect balance between defence and comfy

no. I don't post karens that would be gag

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*gay
dumb phone

Gay, just like you

Good, otherwise i am required by danish law to turn the fort gay to combat the Karen menace.

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Dumb gay phone poster

>Whats gay about a pillow fort?
t. Pillowbiter

Smells like vegemite

Don't mock the pillows, alone they might be soft and squishy, but together they form a mighty wall that keeps out even the most determined of mexicans

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OH SHIT, THAT'S A FIRE IN YOUR FORT, how unfortunate lad

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And my fort is reinforced for this eh eh

I suppose that explains the large amount of australians and brits in every gay thread

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Well here's the thing kobe, you can't build a pillow fort without blankets, and we came prepared. But nice try.

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solid kot

good thing I'm not a karen poster then

why would I eat pillows?
dumb spaniard

please don't burn down my comfy fort

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There's something odd about your posting shtyle, but i can't quite put my finger on it.

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I don't know what you're talking about dane friend
im just a normal british poster

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Just my imagination i guess

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checked
those are some nice nines
I guess you must have been mistaken.

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