Good afternoon there fellas >opens can of Monster Energy drink Its that time of the week again, heh. Gotta mow the ol lawn >sip Sure takes me back to the good ol days back when it was my ol man mowing the lawn and it was me staying in. I remember playing that quake and call of duty 1. and what a time that was, howee >mounts John Deere lawn tractor See back then we used xfire and ts1 to talk to each other. Kids nowadays using the discord, still cant wrap my head around how that works, heh >sip and now they have these, apps they call them, for their smart phone, called the tinder. Its what all the teenagers use nowadays to meet the opposite sex, if you catch my drift. And for some reason they need to swipe their screens with their thumbs. I see em do it all the time, whats up with that? Heh
>sip Back then we used to hit ladies up on MSN messenger. And we used to send these flirty emoticons to each other. I wonder if they still call them that? heh >sip Alrighty gotta get started on the ol lawn. Gonna be a long day >sound of engine gradually drains out She drives me crazy by the Five Cannibals playing off a 1987 Bose Acoustimass 5 stereo
I just realized I'm getting older as I know everything he's talking about and the people who visit this website are underage retards
Joshua Nelson
Heh. You aint wrong ol pal. I miss the good ol days when maymays used to be called viral videos, before all the young uns flooded our board with this trannie nonsense
Sebastian Wilson
When Youtube had a decent interface and youtubers were small fries no one gave a shit about
Anthony Murphy
that's a fiiine GTO you got there, pal *sip* they just don't make them like they used to you know
>sips could have sworn these've gotten smaller, heh. this god damn economy tryna push all them company profits, haha >sips >lights cigarette mmm. love that slow burn... i don't know why all the kids these days hate these things... theyre not even addicting, i can quit these things whenever i want... kids today will never experience life >sip cant wait to take the ol boat out for some good ol fashioned fishing with my buds... heh.... hope the missus won't mind >sip i don't understand why the young uns want to leave this town.... its so nice and quiet.... the city is just too much for me >sip sad really... kids today will never listen to like pail simon... elvis... garfunkel... >starts up Bluetooth speaker system >mounts to back of john deer mower >changes station to 60s on 6 on sirusxm damn kids messin with my radio... ill never change the station
*whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* this kid of mine, 5 years old, sleeps in all day! hehe *whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* you'd think he would want to watch power rangers and bobby's world like i used to hehe *vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* these kids today, glued to those tablets. when i was 5 i used to play ninjas outside with my friends heh *rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* they just got no life at all these days, not like i did back then anyway
