If you dont sport a moustache, youre not a man.
If you dont sport a moustache, youre not a man
i cant grow mustache or a beard cause i have bad genetics
would like to wear the classic rapist mustache-only look one day tho
is that a poo
I do,I just don't have the chin.Moustaches with weak chins don't look good.
gave it 6 months
kept biting it
tried wax
looked like a faggot
shaved
Are you implying someone shit on his upper lip?
try minoxidil, not joking
T. gilette shill
thanks but im not that kind of guy (retarded faggot)
Yeah, when I shave I leave my mustache on and wipe the steam off the bathroom mirror. Then I take a good look at my mustachioed face, and then say goodbye to my hairy friend.
My genetics aren't the best either, but I like that my facial hair in kind of soft. Wish it would come in more densely though.
>non-white telling someone theyre not a man
if you don't have a blond moustache, you're not white
Only time travelers from the 70's and pooloos think like that.
If you don't have a dick you're not a man.
FTFY
>unless you're trans, then somehow you're suddenly the bro-est bro who ever bro'd a bro, so bro it hurts, bro to the nth power, like a bro's bro and a lady's bro rolled into one, even if you were being called so.i.boi an hour previously.
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i dont really care about looks, im not some kind of a teenage girl getting herself ready
but its just bad and patchy and looks retarded
reminder this is pol incarnate's fashion
If you don't have at least one Y chromosome in most of your cells, you're not a man.
Is that Justin's eyebrow?
>amerimutt tells others why they should be 20% of 5 different ethnicities to claim the coveted “white” title
Sorry but i came to associate mustache with Mechanics and Pedophiles.
>tfw any mustache looks like a pedo stache
>can barely grow one myself
>will never have one like tom sellek
There's an interesting religion heavily influenced by Zoroastrianism called "Yarsanism" in NW Iran. They also believed you need a mustache to be a man. In fact, you cannot partake in their religious rites unless you have a mustache.
>Purchase for enemies in wrestling
>Manly
SAGE
>genetics
You have low testosterone.
lmao
Can women with mustaches participate?
my father has the same thing where he cant grow facial hair good
i dont know why, i just presume its genetics
i have a deep af voice but ive never been able to grow a real mustache, only annoying patches. my patches grow really fast, but they still grow out shittily. so its genetics for some people
Only do this if you’re in shape.
t. Pudoo Varakernash Dikshit
It's a very patriarchal religion, so I'm not even sure if they allow women to do any of the rituals.
Isn't that Spencer's look?
>2018
>not bloatmaxxing
if you sport a moustache without a beard, you're a pedophile
>moustache with beard
Thats just called a beard, Abdul-Pierre.
A moustache is a trimmed down beard specifically highlighting the upper lip.
Only Indian poopmen sport that 2k18
The mustache IS the white mans symbol
>Vercintagorix
"dying Gaul"
Brennus
>dismantles your patriarchy
nope, because you can also have a beard without a moustache
that's why such a thing is called a neckBEARD, you retarded leaf bullprepper
the only people I encounter anymore with facial hair are late 20-something $0Y faggohipsters talking about Morty&Rick that are desperate for any and all attention
>grow facial hair
>it is mostly bright blond with scattered light brown
>chin gets a tinge of red if long enough
I shave or keep it really short
>a beard without a moustache
hahaha yeah if youre a fag! lololol
good one Abdul-Pierre!
Because your social circle consists solely of faggothipsters who are desperate for any and all attention.
What movie is this?
>your social circle
work
over 40fag
I don't live on that smallest, most remote shit island of irrelevancy, Nordcuck
being a fag is the leafest thing there is, trudy
>t. 53%
>56
when you absolutely cannot DO man things, you obsess over trying to LOOK like a man because you're an insecure child
"Shot Caller"
>The film chronicles the transformation of a well-to-do family man into a hardened prison gangster, undergone to survive California's penal system after he is incarcerated for his role in a deadly DUI car accident. The film stars Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Omari Hardwick, Lake Bell, Jon Bernthal, Emory Cohen, Jeffrey Donovan, Evan Jones, with Benjamin Bratt, and Holt McCallany.
The average guy cannot pull off a mustache. They think they're Tom Selleck or Lee Van Cleef but they just end up looking like William H. Macy's character in Jurassic Park III.
A mustache is not a crutch to help you look tough. You have to actually be tough to pull off a mustache.
this
R8