(Posting this here because I fucked up earlier and posted this on /b/)
>Be me >2-3 months ago >14 at the time >Have this project in health class where we have to go over certain aspects of health >It's one of those projects where If one person slacks then the whole group suffers >Day of group picking comes >Teacher has bag of different colored markers used to pick groups >Really annoying kid in our class goes first (lets call him B) >B gets orange >My turn comes >Praying my ass off hoping that I don't get orange >Get orange >fuckmylife.png >Get paired up with two other group members that are pretty chill >Start working on project >Decide to do addictions as our main topic >My sub topic is technology >Other two group members get drugs and the effects on teens and adults >B gets pornography (laughs his ass off about it when he does) >weredoomed.jpg >Fast forward about a week >Finishing up our slides project and moving on to the video segment >Meet up after school >Have everything planned out >I do my part and my other group mates do theirs >B has to be in the video representing pornography >Think that it would be funny if he pretends masturbate during the video (note that he was not naked) >Record the clip >Show everyone and laugh about it >Put the video together >Even with the masturbation clip in everyone decides that it's gonna be fine >Day of presentation comes >Presentation goes well >B gets to his slides >Find out that he changed everything at the last second >Getting facts wrong and everything >At this point I realize that we're fucked because of the video >Teacher already looking disappointed >Video time comes >Click on link
>Things go well >Gets to pornography part >B on the smart board pretending to masturbate >Whole class silent >Teacher takes off glasses >"Turn it off" >Quickly turn it off >Gives us lecture on how we should've checked the video >Next day >In health class >Teacher calls us four aside >Mainly talks to B but to us too because we let the video slide >Mid conversation the stair door opens >Motherfucking dean of students comes out the door >Teacher tells him what's going on >Sends the three of us back into the class, leaving just B, the health teacher, and the dean of students in the hallway >Later B comes back inside the class >Everyone laughs their asses off >B quietly says "It's not funny" >Absent for a day >Come back the day after >Get told that B got cussed out by the teacher because of what happened >Mfw the two group mates and I didn't get in trouble for letting the video pass >Mfw I was the one that recorded and edited the video >Mfw I still got an A on the project and in the class even after what happened
