Be american

>be american
>be superpower of the world

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>be american
>own gun
>get shot

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>be canadian
>knockoff american

>be Australian
>convict britbong

>be leaf

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>be leaf
>burn down whitehouse in the war of 1812

>be an aussie
>lose to a manlet version of an emu

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Yes this is true
>be Australian
>Be onlu known for dying to wild animals even in war, and being autistic to which you can only make shit posts on an American weeb imageboard that's only purpose was to copy weeabos on japan.

>Australian
>Be cute little fuccboi twink whom I want to sniff's ur feet

>footfag
i'll cut you

You would be a good match, both slightly mentally unique

y-you too

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backhanded compliments hurt the worst!

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>be Australian
>

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Thank you for having gud reaction images to steal Australia-kun

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but i'm normal usually! you try to be normal after 20 standard drinks!

also you're welcome lole

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>implying leafs had any part in that

it was the British regulars

I will get whiskey on Tuesday and try lol
Will probably make a great fool of myself as usual

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Stop drinking

Mentally suprioer and cuter

oh please be careful lole i know what can go wrong

i did like 4 days ago, can't for another 6 even if i wanted to.

and by then hopefully a dry month up until birthday which was the deadline for sorting it out anyway

1v1 me in a drinking match

KIWI NO!

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I can’t even remember what I did that one time drinking with you just how I woke up

oh not that, the multitude of other things that don't even involve the internet

I'll be ref

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That’s not how reffing works, you can’t take part and ref at the same time

Well it’s not happening again, know my limit now

I don't understand, if I can fuck you while I judge your shitty performance surely I can drink and judge your shitty performance

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But I don’t have shitty performance :(

sooo not drinking it in public then? all good lole

gay

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