>be american
>be superpower of the world
Be american
>be american
>own gun
>get shot
>be canadian
>knockoff american
>be Australian
>convict britbong
>be leaf
>be leaf
>burn down whitehouse in the war of 1812
>be an aussie
>lose to a manlet version of an emu
Yes this is true
>be Australian
>Be onlu known for dying to wild animals even in war, and being autistic to which you can only make shit posts on an American weeb imageboard that's only purpose was to copy weeabos on japan.
>Australian
>Be cute little fuccboi twink whom I want to sniff's ur feet
>footfag
i'll cut you
You would be a good match, both slightly mentally unique
y-you too
backhanded compliments hurt the worst!
>be Australian
>
Thank you for having gud reaction images to steal Australia-kun
but i'm normal usually! you try to be normal after 20 standard drinks!
also you're welcome lole
>implying leafs had any part in that
it was the British regulars
I will get whiskey on Tuesday and try lol
Will probably make a great fool of myself as usual
Stop drinking
Mentally suprioer and cuter
oh please be careful lole i know what can go wrong
i did like 4 days ago, can't for another 6 even if i wanted to.
and by then hopefully a dry month up until birthday which was the deadline for sorting it out anyway
1v1 me in a drinking match
KIWI NO!
I can’t even remember what I did that one time drinking with you just how I woke up
oh not that, the multitude of other things that don't even involve the internet
I'll be ref
That’s not how reffing works, you can’t take part and ref at the same time
Well it’s not happening again, know my limit now
I don't understand, if I can fuck you while I judge your shitty performance surely I can drink and judge your shitty performance
But I don’t have shitty performance :(
sooo not drinking it in public then? all good lole
gay
I am now posting in this thread