Im in the bath right now, bant
I just thought I'd let you know
Im in the bath right now, bant
Tyler Cox
Logan Allen
Post pics
Matthew James
cool
Tyler Rogers
post penis
Joseph Price
but im not wearing any clothes
actually it's pretty warm
I don't like cold baths
nah lad that's gay
Isaac Rivera
last time I took a bath was months ago
Charles Jenkins
I hope you don't mean you haven't washed yourself since then
Elijah Gonzalez
No lol, I meant bath exactly.
Nathaniel Lewis
havent had a bath in years, shit is gay af and weird
you just kind of sit there with your dick floating around in the dirty human-soup water
Ethan Fisher
You're supposed to relax rather than think about floating dicks.
Hunter Reyes
oh good.
I was worried you might have been one of those anons who never shower
baths aren't gay, they're much more comfy and relaxing than showers.
you have to be pretty dirty to turn the water into soup
Juan Thomas
I'm pooping on the toliet. Just thought you should know OP.
Mason Reed
post your feminine bepor
Andrew Perez
>UFO
go away ayy
no. im not sharing nudes.
that's gay lad
Levi Thomas
post soapy bebis
Jacob Jenkins
this just in: Ur gay, lad!
Henry Campbell
Do you have bath toys?
Joseph Jones
NO!
most of the bubbles are gone now so it wouldn't be soapy anyway
nuh uh
im straight. dumb russian tranny
I have a rubber duck sitting on the side of the bath.
it's wearing a pirate hat
Jonathan Turner
t.alice
Tyler Rogers
prove both of those statements fig
you probably made this thread only so you can jack off to anons asking your dick pics anyways
Easton Howard
based
Jace Wood
put him in the water and play with him
>*bop bop bop* quack quack Arrrr
Caleb Martinez
t.alice
Owen Taylor
How are you posting this? Because your either sitting there risking your life by having a laptop barely rested on the tub wall or worse your phone posting.
Jordan Wood
post rubber duck pic
Josiah Hall
never sent a dick pic and I don't plan on doing so
stop being so rude alice
okay.
I did that but now he's formed a crew of likeminded pirate ducks and is terrorising the seas in a galleon
please send help I'm scared
I might be phone posting
but it's okay because I can't reach my pc, right?
Carter Thomas
>phone posting
>it's okay
NO
BAD wnkg
Lucas Powell
you are too cute
Evan Kelly
oh... really?
would it be a problem if someone regularly phone posted instead of using their pc?
asking for a friend
Isaiah Sanchez
thank you user. you've made this thread quite comfy
why are you calling the police though?
Bentley Fisher
To save you from pirate ducks. And you still didn't post pics of those ducks.
Jaxon Roberts
duck police.
they are on their way, they request you open window in 5 minutes for entry
Caleb Perez
im not longer in the bath though
I just got out and I'm getting a drink.
I'll see if I can take a picture in a few minutes
don't worry, I drained the bath.
he can't sail anywhere without any water
his days of stealing cargo from duck merchants are over
Isaiah Jones
I feel bad for him
Can't you put him by the window so he can look outside until your next bath? He can see other ducks !
Blake Thompson
duck pic
Kayden Morgan
it's not really a pirate hat is it.
but he does have an eyepatch so I guess he is still a pirate
Grayson Bailey
he has a pirate bandana
Benjamin Garcia
This make me big smile, thanks, user!
Anthony Williams
I was just worried I had raised peoples expectations by calling it a pirate hat and they were expecting a tricorn hat or something
no problem friend
I don't think I've shown anyone these before so I'm glad you like them
David Richardson
Are you wearing clothes now?
Josiah Green
I could be
Nicholas Russell
Take them off if you are.
Cooper Scott
You should not be so shy! I hope you enjoyed your bath.
>they were expecting a tricorn hat or something
I was I'll admit.
Bentley Diaz
nah I'm comfy in bed phoneposting
it's been pretty hot recently so I'm not wearing anything
thanks, it was nice. very relaxing and calming
I'll have to look for a duck with an impressive hat to be the captain of the ship
Ryan Morris
Post pics.
Christopher Robinson
do you have any teddies?
Julian Powell
no no no no
this is a nice thread not a lewd gay thread
I think I have a stuffed toy owl from when I was a kid somewhere
my grandmother knitted it for me when I when I was born
Ian Ramirez
ok have a good day
Evan James
That is sweet, you should find him some time - does he have a name? I have a brown teddy I bought last year, I lost all my childhood ones in a house fire. He is called Teddy.
Evan King
oh that's awful. I hope you weren't hurt or anything
what size is your new teddy? And is he soft and cuddly?
my parents told me I gave my owl a name before I had properly learnt to speak so I have no idea how to spell or pronounce it.
Benjamin Thompson
No, no, everyone was fine. Only material things were lost. He is 13 inches. Pic related. Inb4 I'm located through bearposting. I didn't set out to get him, he just looked to cheeky to leave in the shop.
James Lewis
I don't know how to de-bobble him and it annoys me.
Christian Bell
that's a really nice bear. you're right he looks so smug and cheeky
i think you can get a tool to remove the bobbles but I wouldn't know where to look
Jayden Bennett
Thank you. Try to find your little owl, that sounded sweet.
I got to sleep now though, hope you have nice dreams tonight!
Andrew Diaz
goodnight friend
I hope we can talk again soon. This was a comfy thread