Im in the bath right now, bant
I just thought I'd let you know
Im in the bath right now, bant
Post pics
cool
post penis
but im not wearing any clothes
actually it's pretty warm
I don't like cold baths
nah lad that's gay
last time I took a bath was months ago
I hope you don't mean you haven't washed yourself since then
No lol, I meant bath exactly.
havent had a bath in years, shit is gay af and weird
you just kind of sit there with your dick floating around in the dirty human-soup water
You're supposed to relax rather than think about floating dicks.
oh good.
I was worried you might have been one of those anons who never shower
baths aren't gay, they're much more comfy and relaxing than showers.
you have to be pretty dirty to turn the water into soup
I'm pooping on the toliet. Just thought you should know OP.
post your feminine bepor
>UFO
go away ayy
no. im not sharing nudes.
that's gay lad
post soapy bebis
this just in: Ur gay, lad!
Do you have bath toys?
NO!
most of the bubbles are gone now so it wouldn't be soapy anyway
nuh uh
im straight. dumb russian tranny
I have a rubber duck sitting on the side of the bath.
it's wearing a pirate hat
t.alice
prove both of those statements fig
you probably made this thread only so you can jack off to anons asking your dick pics anyways
based
put him in the water and play with him
>*bop bop bop* quack quack Arrrr
t.alice
How are you posting this? Because your either sitting there risking your life by having a laptop barely rested on the tub wall or worse your phone posting.
post rubber duck pic
never sent a dick pic and I don't plan on doing so
stop being so rude alice
okay.
I did that but now he's formed a crew of likeminded pirate ducks and is terrorising the seas in a galleon
please send help I'm scared
I might be phone posting
but it's okay because I can't reach my pc, right?
>phone posting
>it's okay
NO
BAD wnkg
you are too cute
oh... really?
would it be a problem if someone regularly phone posted instead of using their pc?
asking for a friend
thank you user. you've made this thread quite comfy
why are you calling the police though?
To save you from pirate ducks. And you still didn't post pics of those ducks.
duck police.
they are on their way, they request you open window in 5 minutes for entry
im not longer in the bath though
I just got out and I'm getting a drink.
I'll see if I can take a picture in a few minutes
don't worry, I drained the bath.
he can't sail anywhere without any water
his days of stealing cargo from duck merchants are over
I feel bad for him
Can't you put him by the window so he can look outside until your next bath? He can see other ducks !
duck pic
it's not really a pirate hat is it.
but he does have an eyepatch so I guess he is still a pirate
he has a pirate bandana
This make me big smile, thanks, user!
I was just worried I had raised peoples expectations by calling it a pirate hat and they were expecting a tricorn hat or something
no problem friend
I don't think I've shown anyone these before so I'm glad you like them
Are you wearing clothes now?
I could be
Take them off if you are.
You should not be so shy! I hope you enjoyed your bath.
>they were expecting a tricorn hat or something
I was I'll admit.
nah I'm comfy in bed phoneposting
it's been pretty hot recently so I'm not wearing anything
thanks, it was nice. very relaxing and calming
I'll have to look for a duck with an impressive hat to be the captain of the ship
Post pics.
do you have any teddies?
no no no no
this is a nice thread not a lewd gay thread
I think I have a stuffed toy owl from when I was a kid somewhere
my grandmother knitted it for me when I when I was born
ok have a good day
That is sweet, you should find him some time - does he have a name? I have a brown teddy I bought last year, I lost all my childhood ones in a house fire. He is called Teddy.
oh that's awful. I hope you weren't hurt or anything
what size is your new teddy? And is he soft and cuddly?
my parents told me I gave my owl a name before I had properly learnt to speak so I have no idea how to spell or pronounce it.
No, no, everyone was fine. Only material things were lost. He is 13 inches. Pic related. Inb4 I'm located through bearposting. I didn't set out to get him, he just looked to cheeky to leave in the shop.
I don't know how to de-bobble him and it annoys me.
that's a really nice bear. you're right he looks so smug and cheeky
i think you can get a tool to remove the bobbles but I wouldn't know where to look
Thank you. Try to find your little owl, that sounded sweet.
I got to sleep now though, hope you have nice dreams tonight!
goodnight friend
I hope we can talk again soon. This was a comfy thread