You wake up and see this. What do you do?

You wake up and see this. What do you do?

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get a rolling pin and call the police

Wonder how did I get here. This is not my beautiful house. These are not my beautiful wives.

*walk away*

What the fuck are you doing in my apartment?
Get the fuck out of here!
You're dead if there's anything but tap water in those glasses.

Sweet talk them, make each of them individually want to fuck me then have fun with their feet and pussies, all at the same time.

Excuse me, fine ladies, but could you please eat this bowl of eggs?

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Go the fuck back to sleep

Why eggs?

this obviously

3, 4, 5, 1, 2

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since i obviously passed out in someone elses house, i'll just get my stuff and leave.

thank them for the hospitality and make my way out.

How's summer going, kid? Guess this is your first rodeo on the chans, heh?

fart piss shit and cum on them

It's going well. How did you know I'm new here? A strapping lad like me would sure appreciate a few tips from a grizzled vet like yourself.

:triforce:

Haha, I still haven't figured out how to do that. I'm such an epic fail guy! Me gusta if you wouldn't put me in your cringe compilation.

Rape one. They all can't get away and I want to wipe those smug looks off their faces.

Take a seat and cuddle with one of them

Girls, please, can you help me find a cute tall bf that will love me more than anything?

kot id get

*PANIC*

egge

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Literally the opposite for me.

Second from the end on the right is getting the dick down.
The others can fight over who makes me breakfast.
One of them is not going home. Who it is will depend on how the evening goes. She might become my gf might be skinned and worn like a cute dress.

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Would you wear your waifu?

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Remember that girls are gay and walk in the opposite direction so i don't catch it

Why can I only find the black and white version of this?

Yes. To not only be inside her but be her. Makes me hard desu.

I'm starting to speak in Russian

Trade them in on MUCH younger models.

smoke bomb out that bitch

Time to play spin the bottle.

>bully the middle one relentlessly for wearing those ugly socks
>instantly seen as chad because of how i asserted my dominance
>they all line up to suckle my benis
>tell these thots off because i'd rather fap to chinese cartoons on some japanese whaling forum

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