/SIG/ Self-Improvement General

martial industrial

neofolk

How do I self-teach myself to cook?

I'm looking for something highly structured that will go from embarrassingly basic techniques (here's a rough litmus test: does it show how to crack an egg?) to more advanced techniques.

I'm after some kind of self-contained instructional course/program/video/book. Not interested in a random collection of easy meals or sites that have the info spread out among 10,000 unorganized articles.

How is showering, shaving and getting a haircut self improvement? Just pandering to garner peoples affection which isnt self improvement it's just attempting to fit into a system and we all know the system is bad otherwise these threads would be unnecessary, savvy?

are you insane? don't talk to women at work.

Jazz aka black. Music?

The current system is garbage, but rather than using that as an excuse to give up on life you should imagine your ideal social system and work hard to become a useful person for that system.

I haven't showered in a month, so, let's go 2.

Well, I'll just wash my self while I'm at it, then.

I'll do that too.
Today is the day of cleaning.

Shiet, I'm just multitasking like mad, I can get the D while washing my truck.

r

Is this something bad ?

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There must be a "cooking for dummies" book. Those books are pretty good at going right from the start and ending at some serious detail.

Roll

good way to get fired for sexual harassment

QUADS

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FOR REAL

Uhm, you realise we can all see you talking to yourself right?

LAST TIME

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Don't shit where you eat

checked

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blacks used to be good with music

But still work out and eat healthy, now I just look unkept and slightly intimidating.
Bonus point if I'm ever in need of escape from the "law" I can change appearance quick time.
Just use water mang, no arty shit, thats for narcs

Yes. I didn't state anything to imply I was doing anything other than rolling and racking up things to do today.

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Srsl ? In Poland i've never heard about someone losing job because of talk or something like that

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You uncultured leaf. Blacks made some fantastic music back in the days. Blues is another example of excellent music by black people. Have you never heard of Howlin' Wolf?

any thoughts on an all meat diet?

oi

boi

Let's do this

What's the worst that could happen.

*Cooking Basics for Dummies* looks good. Bezos is also suggesting *How to Boil Water*, the blurb of which sounds even more promising, but it doesn't have a table of contents.

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roll,,.

>t. You on the bottom

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Seeing as I'm rolling shit gonna use this post wisely.

Best unarmed and armed combat sports? In terms of usefulness, I'm thinking of taking up fencing and MMA but will take all suggestions

i will trim it and do 8 instead

Rollan.

You want my advice, /SIG/?

Become a boxer. Nothing else comes close in the modern world to reliving ancient valor than Boxing. Hitler thought the same.

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Honestly, you want to just get in a kitchen and do it. You learn a lot through the experience and getting a feel for it. Do you live with family? Can you just start helping out with dinner or something?

What's the final solution to the Jow Forums mod problem?

Endless cuck and bait threads, but god forbid we have /sig/ or a thread for protest organization
Mods are truly subhuman niggers

Why dont they have become a dictator in the rolling patterns?

The ultimate objective is for you to look like pic related.

How to better yourself:

Go to the gym and don't be afraid to cardio or lift more than one hour.
These chad workout mixes will help:

youtu.be/Z5I0cLI8TKk

youtu.be/7g5mWS8xtp0

youtu.be/WPS9ruDLoAw

Stop believing in memes like "lose all ur gainz after 60 minutes of gym". Not even close to true. Look at all the greatest bodybuilders.

Stop listening to degeneracy.

WORLD DOMINATION MIX 2

youtu.be/MjHdll4As3w

Arditi - Heroic Age

youtu.be/HEhRwu84VtI

Argentum - Imperium

youtu.be/5jkJoGkkqRk

Across The Rubicon - Shadows And Dust

youtu.be/nlTc6yBUYt4

Triangular Ascension - Honor

youtu.be/spDWqtpJi1c

Arditi - Sturm V

youtu.be/qBjq7Fty_Z0

Stop consuming too much carbs and fast food. Have a glass of good wine, no more cheap shit. Eat fruit. Eat fish. DO NOT EAT PORK IT DESTROYS YOUR STOMACH LINING AND INTESTINE WALLS. Don't eat feminized products. Don't breed with roasties. Find a wholesome waifu. Do cardio. Go running. Stockpile food and buy a truck/SUV to survive The Coming Ice Age. Don't do ignorant nigger things like stealing and acting like a monkey. Respect yourself and your race. Don't humiliate your women with the degenerate feminism.

Reading List: Brave New World, 1984, The Prince, Crippled America, Bitcoin 4 Dummies, Zen And The Art Of Motorcycle Maintenance. Add more.

Stop consuming as much pornography and even try the NoFap challenge to boost test levels. Get off the internet for at least five minutes a day. Stop smoking cigs. Don't do drugs, folks. Don't watch degenerate media and read some books. Invest in cryptocurrency for your retirement.BITCOIN WILL REACH $500,000 ONE DAY, MARK MY FUCKING WORDS. Brush off the haters and jealous cucks. This is your life now. Welcome to /SIG/ 2018.

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Extermination, of course.

rolle

>that underage boomer who bumps Jow Forums cancer
shiggy diggy shog dog

oh, it wasn't like I secretly hoped to roll quads such that getting a gf becoma a social obligation or anything.

this is fine...

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Niggers

Too late, i know too many

Does Jow Forums really have to slap swastikas on shite to convince themselves to live healthily?

They wouldn't do it regardless.

rollerinodoo

Hit me

I already do most of these. I dont have a care to wash and i also have a bf so those arent something i cant do

Some people put cheese and butter on vegetables to eat them, Jow Forums puts swastikas and fasces on things to do them.