You wake up in Seattle, year: 2021

whale in a spacesuit or spaceship designed like a whale ?

There's more to life than shitposting, brothers.
Very rude. America had something for everyone!
It sucks. It costs a billion dollars to live here, there's a shit ton of homeless, and the traffic is REALLY bad.

Yes
>"had"

Probably spaceship. All the sealife is already dying in the puget sound.

Then I play waifu simulator 2021

you dont know oregon and cali
fuck youre worries about seattle

your

It's a typo!

It's a Freudian slip!

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I thought Oregon wasn't growing that fast, though.
There's no point in mentioning cali. I heard they now consider 110k/year low income in the bay area. Yikes!

USA can only go up! Wow, what a robust economy.

you spoke homeless
seattle isn't jack shit compared

wonder where the fuck i am
why did nobody say this yet

Interesting, had no idea they had it so bad. Sound like a west coast problem, or just how the times are.
Seattle.

yeah but how do i know that i if i just woke up
its not like its painted on the wall, right? also its 3 years in the future

*Stays because love America*

You're underestimating USA progress. Picture in op is a very accurate depiction of what villages in the us will look like in the near future

NICE

yeah? still doesnt say SEATTLE to me
what state is that in anyway

its 100% west coast
we dont have that kind of thing here south
i been all over
west coast is bad

Washington!
The south seems pretty cool.

most of the south is fine. i don't understand why people think in such a way that we're super racist. that's more middle of us. south has nothing to do with it.

oh ok, i only know the states, not cities
but i guess i'd be CONFUSED

I really like living in the south

west bad
south, east are good. north varies.

how so?
if i would come to the us for vacation, where should i go?

for vacation, i would visit florida.
they are the tourist capital of the world as far as im concerned.
that's the quick fix.
but it seriously depends on what you need or looking for.

>florida
well, im not one much for heat or beaches, so i dont think i'd ever set my foot there
new york always looked interesting to me, but i guess thats typical tourist place aswell

visit anything you can find where your fav bands play

i promise thats all that matters

A conveniance store. To buy swedish fish.

so that i would go see them live, wherever the they play in the us?
no u

if you can see a band live that you like
that's what matters.

Even if it's some jazz shit

Do it

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most bands i like dont play live, nor are they american
never seen anything live either, not sure if i'd enjoy it
but i guess thats a decent thing to go by
seems like a lot of effort going to the us for something i can get at home

dont come here wtf you doing tryingf to come here idiot

im not going to burgerland, just wonder were you would recommend to go if i was
usa is a big country you know

There's not a lot here, really. The east has some cool stuff since it's so old, otherwise it's just outdoorsy stuff

>There's not a lot here
maybe not historically
but give me a good reason to visit your country

It's like future funk but for porn

lmao see you losers later, gonna move somewhere where they don't tax you without representing for it

I'm not going to. lol
There's no reason to come here.

>2021
>Thinking it’ll look like pic related
This shit looks more like 2126, call me back in 108 years. Also 2021 will look the exact same as 2018, just a bit different...

*discovers that the US government has leaked some nasty informations regarding the whereabouts of all the niggas named Humphrey, Hubert, ecc. *

why not?
at this point, after seeing so many burger movies and hearing how they speak etc, it would be almost aesthetic to just visit burgerland

There's nothing here that you don't have in your part of the world.

>be mutt
I shoot myself

theres a lot of things, like fast food chains, or literally anything you can find in a store probably
different atmosphere, architecture, people

people in seattle are cold and distant and HYPER-sjw.