I want to be a slave and kiss my master's feet

thread got my dick hard

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B-but that's forbidden you b-ball fondling s-sodomite...

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give me your forbidden fruit Normie

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put the socks back on

stop corrupting bant with the gay
dumb homos

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nah
not gonna happen

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N-no u....

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Meet me at 8, I'll be there

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me on the right
faggots on the left

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t. wants to get the dicke from a finnboy

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You better not be lewding strangers.

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fuck tr*Ps

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this, this is good

I'm not i swear!
Nigel is trying to push me >.

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>mfw Normie tastes my forbidden boy fruit

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Don't let sum brit bully you. It's the fricken 4th of july!
I don't want to have to slap you with a fish.

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what? where are we meeting and what are we doing?

dicke is gay so i don't want it because I'm not a gayboi

GAYROPE

dumb britbong
we all know you want finnish cock

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No. That's gross poop comes from there. Why would I want to taste it? Gross bong this is why we're independent.
Is that the event item for tf2?

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I meant benis dumb American

Event item? No. It's the Holy Mackerel, the best way to make fun of your enemies. When you kill someone it's tells the whole server you got a FISH KILL on the person you beat to death with a wet fish.
youtube.com/watch?v=wqZUEvL3GJU
I really think you'd enjoy the game, I have some videos which show why it's a good game from a game design perspective.

>implying I would touch red coat benis
I don't know what Muslims you've touched with that thing :3

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no I don't
finnish dicke is just as gay as normal dicke
probably gayer because finns are such homos

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>he doesn't want finnish dick
what are you, gay?

You frustrate me!

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wanting finnish benis isnt gay

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That's kinda cool. Is it a hard item you obtain?
I still can't get over that it's a fuck about game populated mostly by children wanting a larf. I'll stick with iron sight.
Oh yeah why? Because you want the Normie dicke or you want the Normie to dicke? :3

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I don't want any type of benis because I'm not a homo
dumb russian tranny

im pretty sure it's gay
finns are pretty gay so I'm pretty sure they some of the gay would rub off on me

BOTH

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dumb britbong
you're already gay so it doesnt even matter

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There is nothing gay about craving cock.
>dumb russian tranny
mean

nuh uh I've got my straight licence to prove it

cock is gay and you're gay

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Not at all, ez to get.
It's not just for a larf and those are just the vocal minority, always using the mikes.
Will you hear me about and give me 20 minutes and 40 seconds of time to make a case for the game?

>touching dirty Bow-Bell cockney benis
>stinky limey wants yank bepper in his Muslim ravaged boi hole
>wants to give dicke to superior clean American butte
I'm afraid your teeth might cause some complications m8 ;3

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you cheated on the straight license test

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>No tummy in thread
Dropped

There is nothing gay about penises. Everyone would be gay if dicks were gay.

Sure go for it. If your case is compelling I might pick it up.

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uuf
lad

I don't think it's possible to cheat
it's a very thorough and vigorous testing process

qt

having a dick isn't gay unless it is longer than 20cm

i took another tummy pic
do you want it?

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post it

So why would craving dick would be gay? And yes, if its longer than 20cm its gay.
>another
gaiwi 2.0 in the making

>having a dick isn't gay unless it is longer than 20cm
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
STOP
This thread needs the spicy spice

>>tfw too ugly for boys or girls
It sucks looking like the ugliest iteration of quasimodo

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>Sure go for it. If your case is compelling I might pick it up.
>mfw
I didn't expect to get this far but okay! Trust me it's a great game, with tons of potential for fun. There's a reason it's lasted 10 years and people have over thousands of hours in it.
youtube.com/watch?v=ZSrvJ4Wfx2w
youtube.com/watch?v=KuqImZKygvw
Here are two vids which might convince you.

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grrrr

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>And yes, if its longer than 20cm its gay
t. Small penis dumb russian tranny

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dick is gay and liking dick is gay

im sorry spain but those are the rules
I guess you're a homo now

funke is a qt tbqh lad

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no u

Fun sized and easy to transport

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I'm absolutely not a tranny. I'm so manly bet you wouldn't even want to fuck me even though you're gay.
t. big gay dick spaniard
b-boi
Wrong, hating dick is gay, just look at all those trannies.

Im not a homogay faggote
I listen to Forgotten Weapons videos on the background to fall asleep
That is EXTREMELY straight

Watching them now but simplicity isn't a plus when the style of play is so obscure.
What's the matter Nigel can't handle me? :3
I'll bet you wish you could suck this superior American cut dicke.
Unless you want the dicke in you like a poof :^)

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He probably forgot his guns because he's gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

ummm

>style of play is so obscure.
What?

wow delet

y-yes?

what is it?

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You make me lose the words!

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the gay finn

I didn't think Ian would be your type but hey I don't judge

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Hi...
Where've you been?

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I made this image you fucking homo.
Stop corrupting the beans

uhh
what do you think

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>Implying I feel any sort of attraction towards Gun Jesus
Disgusting, delete this inmediately, Ian is pure and based
Only other person as based as him is brother Nathanael

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Hi

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No game plays like tf2 including overwatch. It's so obscure that unless you play thousands of hours there's just too many unique mechanics to learn that you don't know about. Any skills you have from muscle memory from other games pretty much goes out the window. They capitalized on gameplay mechanics that were fun 10 years ago haven't really kept pace with modern games. Heavy shooting from his eyes is bad programming and the hit box on spy staying the same is just lazy. It seems like the developers put out the game with janky mechanics just to put it out there.
Lastly items. I'm sorry but no matter what you say the stock items aren't balanced if they add powers like extending invisibility time, adding a second rocket jump and that dash thingy. That's not balanced otherwise new players wouldn't be so turned off.
I've still got another video but I'm still not convinced.
I've been working my ass off. We've got 5 different properties to manage so I've had very little time for anything even the Mrs.
Luckily today is independence day so I have it off.
I ate a brownie once.
What would they be if you had them? :3

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Hello hello~
How are you doing?

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you're cute. your skin looks really nice and smooth
and I can't quite tell the scale from the image but you do look pretty smol

dumb tsundere spain

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Oi Stefan

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Why are you this small?

We should go for burger!
my brain is mushy tonight, I am too sleepy to think words

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w-wew lad

both of my parents are short

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That sounds tiresome.
Hope Mrs is taking good care of you.
I just dropped by in here to say hi because i missed you~
Now i'm gonna go sleep while listening to hardcore industrial music.
Goodnight!
Oh btw, i got a job as well but you can ask for details later.
Hey Sayori Sven
Sorry for leaving so suddenly, i have something planned in the morning.
Goodnight~
I want to run my hands down your cute belly and then nuzzle my cheek on it~

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I can see your gripes about the mechanics but most mechanics are simple and things like heavy and spy have no real affect in a causal round, heck I didn't know about those two things until that id and not knowing them didn't affect my game play experience. Sure things like rocket jumping and trick stabs can give an upper hand to someone but they are gimmicks which you don't need, like trick stabbing specifically that one is all based on your understanding of other players and not mechanics.
Items you're looking at it in a too negative view. The demomans charge you can use but trade off one of his most powerful weapons, the stickybomb launcher, and with out it he can no longer make traps or sticky jump. And if you go full demo knight you trade all explosive weapons for melee combat, which in a game where folks can shoot you from far away is a risky move. The scouts force of nature, (That was the gun) can allow people to have more mobility but and the down sides of having only two shots instead of 6. So if you are in a 1v1 with a guy and miss and he has the stock you're probably dead.
It's a balancing act with the weapons, so seeing people with all those abilities comes at a price.

that vid*

I dont like Ian you dumb gay brit
Hickock45 is my ideal of a comfy grandpa who shoots stuff
And Ian is the cool uncle who gives you a different c96 model every christmas

Absolutely straight and non homosex

You seem too be afried that I don't take good care of him?

Hey Stefan, I'm well. Just trying to get Normie to play tf2.

Good luck he not a huge fan of the game. And is been on a fallout 4 kick. I sure it may last tell he get fallout 76.

b-boi

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Mark my word I'll get that man to play and like that game.

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you're still a homo though
dumb gay finn

>rocket jumping is a gimmick

>age play and a thing for gun nuts
wew

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No?

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We both know it's not, but if you really wanted to you can play with out it and still be viable.

You can try you might get him too play but likeing it is other thing. I would fake like it too make you happy

>this is actually not true
>not true on Jow Forums of all places
Jow Forums is something different

no u

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I know it's an up hill battle but I'm ready, i've done this once before this another friend. He didn't want to play and was very much like normie but got him to play and next thing you know he has over 500 hours in the game.