I made this

I made this
Acknowledge and validate my existence, please

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Good job. Here's a calf for you.

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That looks fat

What kind of normie wears those boots?

It's really just the angle. Come on you've seen other pictures of me.

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I mean, you look pretty pale too. Isnt it sizzling in desertland?

its shit

6/10 meme

Do one in Russian too and spread it around.

>It's really just the angle.

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I do. Lots of normies wear combat boots you just don't notice because they're covered by their pants. Also work boots are super common most especially Timberlands.
I wear pants and t-shirts instead of cargo shorts and tank tops. I don't like to show a lot of skin and cover up as much as possible in the winter.
I'll post a pic of my arm and you'll see the difference.

based and redpilled

>discord

Here shit post have a rare normie from when I was a teenager so you can see I've never been fat. No matter how much I want to be. UwU

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Holy shit.

>ponytail

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>insecure trapfuckers
Wanting to assert your dominance over shy beta bois is an indicator of insecurity lmao?

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does it tickle your funny bone shit post?

You reveal a lot of photos of yourself.

Not as bad as shiros blogposts but its up there.

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Wut mean?

oh nothing

Reveal yourself!

What? Too much cringe for one picture?
I was young and dumb. You know what it's like. I have much worse pics.
Yup but that's what separates me from the rest.
Here's a picture of me kissing a girl :3

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Sweet ink dawg, check out my totally undated, timeless tattoo too!

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What fucking normiie has a fallout 3 tattoo?

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I already do.

It's a little dangerous don't you think?

They don't call 'em Normie for nothin

Stop not making sense maggot! Reveal the truth.

>I was young and dumb.
still dumb tho

Brokeass 30 year old neets who live in their mom's basements don't have anything to lose by exposing themselves.

i can literally smell the smoke from that room

its no lie

You're not making a lick of sense.

I suppose you'll have to make sense of it.

Yup back when it was still big. NV is next and then F4.
No. What in the hell are they going to do? OooOOOoooooOOOoooOOOoooo scary internet boogeyman is gonna send pizza to my house and make me into a white nationalism symbol.
U MOM GAE
Incidentally I didn't smoke, drink or anything at this time. I was super straight edge. That's actually my parents old basement. Fucking loved that place. Was a whole apartment.

Then there's the picture of this homo..... UwU

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I can't and won't.

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You look more Latino than me

The internet can be scary! Don't treat it so lightly.

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dumbie

see

I see you bleached your skin to look white.

>A popular anonymous message board is scary
>The same thing isn't done on facebook,twitter,and whatever all the time

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Maybe I am dumb.
They probably have things to lose.
Both are equally terrifying. One just has better marketing so it seems """safe"""

>Stuff like this is regularly posted on normies' narcissism apps

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If the US ever goes authoritarian than most of that will be deleted anyway.

I've gotten that a lot. I tend to get darker in the summer.
I've been here longer than you bumstead. There's really nothing anyone can do to me.
Not 30, don't live in a basement with my parents anymore and I'm definitely not broke.
Nope. Just tanned in this pic.
Nice.

Here's a more recent pic. I had just gotten off work. Had my dispensary shirt on.

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>"t-totally not broke brah"
>posts panhandler selfie

So I’m a fat man and as a side effect of carrying so much weight my calves have become very muscular and you can pretty much see it even through the fat. Does anyone want to see a picture?

I feel like that's a too cocky way to think. You might get into a bad situation because of that.

k
nah

This better? This is how I dress when I'm consulting.
Alternatively I can screenshot my blockfolio but it's not very impressive.
1 year of posting myself to bant and nothing has happened yet. Honestly the internet bogeyman is gone.

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bant is just small. At max influx we only had like 300 people. That's just a village.

Don't the majority of threads here get 404'd into oblivion anyway? Hardly any of this shit is permenantly archived for public posterity like on pol.

Yes, there is nyafuu if you really wanted to check bant's history.

Yeah but what would someone actually do with a picture? If I was dumb enough to put my address or license plate in the pic maybe but I'm not that dumb.
The most bant gets is my hairy gams.

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IM pretty sure normie is a small Jow Forums meme too.

AKA not as bad as shiros bullshit

why not both

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First, that's lewd and put those away.
Second, if you posted a face people could find you then it could be all over from there.
Really? why do you say thta?

Oi post the pol thing. You know what it is.

El gorilla
>that's lewd
What?

That image could be lewd.

To you but not to all of us, perv!

Yeah shiro was a shit.
And do what? They gonna shoot me? I fire back.
They gonna beat me up? Nigga I fight guys twice my size.
There's nothing anybody could do to me except maybe see me IRL and call me gay. To which I would just fuck their boi pucci.
You mean this?
El Petrol Jockey

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Forgot name.

yeah, thats exactly the meme im talking about

>El Petrol Jockey
?

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I'm not a perv!
You seem overly confident.

You're the biggest perv on bant

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Your the biggest perv!

I'm may be a perv but your the biggest perv!

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Prove i'm a perv you perv.

eewwww no

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The you are the mega perv and also la prancing homo.

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS!

DESPACITO 2 WAS RELEASED!

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>also la prancing homo.
That's you 2bh

Nah, I'm not a prancing homo

no

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yes

no

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Yup. I didn't even intend to become a meme but I did.
Personally I welcome oc of me of any kind. Adds to my legacy.
>grandpa what are you most known for?
>being a huge faggot and a SOI BOI
You work at a gas station.
Confidence is king. It will get you far.
It's kinda crappy quality but this is a pic of me with some girls on the strip. My homie Bryson had to talk to them. Note the lack of hover hand. Gotta grab that bitch.

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You look really short in that pic

Why'd you show a picture of you and some whores?

>some whores
wow

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INCREDIBLE based

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yes.
What?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Yes.

no

Yeah.

no

probably

probably what

Probably yes.

probably no