British Culture

>Brits don't just have a couple of drinks ... they drink until they are nearly falling over.
then you and paki mates rape the shit out of them!

its just a class of people, its not really british culture. but its like that pretty much everywhere in the west, just appears in different forms. british culture is dead desu, it died along time ago.

>be Britain
>establish the ideas of fundamental human rights
>English language is one of the most spoken languages in the world
>essentially conquer the entire world
>bring technology and wealth all around the world
>end slavery all over the world
>LOL BRITAIN SUCKS BEER GARDEN

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Oh i forgot, the obsession with out prices.
PROTIP: If anyone wants to make a meme about Britain that doesn't involve plastic knives and bad teeth, make a meme about the British obsession with house prices.

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Visit London and experience the nu British culture

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forgot to add, have a SAGE

>>establish the ideas of fundamental human rights
To be fair, that was the French.

If you're an awkward loser with no friends or social skills then yeah.

If you have honestly been brainwashed into thinking this is your British culture, this modern cosmopolitan shit as oppoaed to the thousand-odd years your people spent on that island building one of the most glorious empires in human history, you're a lost cause and should be put down like an american.

British culture isn't real. There is English Culture and there is Scottish culture. Wales doesn't count.

That isn't British culture.

"Culture" is the product of the elite, not gutter trash from council estates. What you're referring to is working class "culture", not British culture.

>Wales doesn't count
Why not? Welsh culture is more unique than Scottish culture. The native Scottish language is dead whereas Wales has the most widely spoken Celtic language, spoken more than Irish. Welsh people are also far more nationalistic than the English and are ethnically the most distinct people in the UK.

The only immigrants I like are the Slavs, they bring a bit of Grit and toughness to this island of fat idiots obsessed with social status and house prices.

KEK
Leaf with no understanding of sun + beer. Fucking freaks living in snow.

The Welsh are a bunch of obnoxious cunts that talk loudly in public. Disgusting.

France are responsible for inventing the whole right/left political bullshit and creating democracy
They are the entire reason the modern world is absolute dogshit
Fuck French people all they've ever done is fuck up

t. virgin

There's literally nothing wrong with having a beer with the lads.

>Hates beer gardens
Why? What is wrong with relaxing having a nice meal and a pint in the Sun?

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You've obviously never been to Wales. As a Welsh person currently living in England, I can say that you people are much louder, loutish and whinge a lot.

British culture has been dead since the 1060's. All we have now is American culture with more alcoholism.

>obsessed with house prices
Like that's bad when they're so high. Sheltered cunt. Probably live with your mummy, or on your bennies.

Bollocks, I fly from Bristol airport a lot for business, and every time it's full of Welsh cunts going on holiday. They're always loud cunts, the English look at them in disgust.

I meant 1960's, but there is still some truth in my mistake.

Woah, holidaying cunts are loud.
English people whinge, whinge, whinge. I always hear you lot moaning when I'm outside with your disgusting, twangy nasally accents. All your men talk like Mister Toad and all your women sound like either slags or completely depressed old horse-faced lesbians.

I despise football hooligans and football fans in general. Picking what team you're going to chose to follow like a cult is entirely abitrary and is usually just the team your dad supports anyway.

Then they go to these matches to sing the most braindead chants I've ever heard in my life. They're all brainlet tards that think football actually matters or has any meaning outside "hurr durr my team has better players than yours even though im a fat fuck who couldn't play to save his life but I still think this makes me superior"

No, I don't. Sure some aspects of our culture (Love Island, X Factor, drink till you puke in the street) are pure trash, but there's a lot more to our culture than that.

Future prospects of home ownership as a 22 y/o Londoner looking pretty fucked 2bh.
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MELK

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A NEW BRITAIN

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I don't see any real difference between the English and the Welsh.

Welsh women are the worst slags in Britain though, this is well known

I do, as someone who hops between the two countries regularly.
Welsh women are the most attractive. Northern English women are the worst slags, that's fact, boyo.

AND GUARD THAT SACRED FLAME BROTHER BLACKSHIRTS, THE FLAME OF BRITAINS PAST
AND USE THAT SACRED FLAME TO IGNITE THE FIRE OF MANKIND

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you talk as if you're british but you are absolutely not. cringe

Had a great 4th of July yesterday.
Had a great BBQ as well. Stop being a faggot and her yourself outside!

Goalposting was invented for a reason.

>fights with another white man in their run-down and crime-ridden city because their wog kicked a ball into a big net

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Fuck back off slavshit euroniggas, we are full!
Reeeeeee!

Most English cities are just a post-industrial wasteland full of blacks and Pakis. Get yourself out to the countryside if you can possibly afford it.

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Beer gardens and slags are the best parts of life, but your not allowed to drink or to shag anyone over the age of 12 are you Mohammed

>celebrating american holiday for when they abandoned the anglosphere
Hang yourself cuck

Yes, because British culture is a dilution of English, Scottish and Welsh culture (mostly English) replaced by rootless and faceless "London" culture, which desperately tries to mimic the worst parts of the previously mentioned cultures and American culture.

low test poof
this

>holding a grudge for over 200 years
Go fight some emus cunt

Billy no mates confirmed. Lighten up autist.

>top having fun without me reeeee!!!
Fuck off to paki land (Hayes is a good choise) if you want to live like a boring miserable twat.
There is nothing wrong with enjoying a bit of footie.
Na celebrating 4th July is pretty cucked mate

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Why the fuck are you celebrating an american holiday you brain damaged fuckwit? You're worse than the fucking paki banging your wife

wer ya off taa da..?

down the local for roast son...only a fivarrr

Because, unlike you, they work hard all week. The footy is a healthy release.

There's nothing wrong or freaky with snow

>HURRR I'M BRITISH, LIGHTEN UP LAD, NO TIME FOR DEEP THINKING AND SHOWING YOUR TRUE FEELINGS AND THOUGHTS HERE, HURRR GOTTA KEEP THAT STIFF UPPER LIP, EVEN THOUGHT THE COUNTRY IS GOING TO SHIT AND THE VAST MAJORITY OF THE PEOPLE ARE THICK SELFISH CUNTS, LET'S GET ANOTHER ROUND IN HURRRRR

You sum up typical British mentality.

Eh who cares what the holiday is about it was a fun day.
Because Americans can into patriotism and that's fucking great. Apparently they are the last nation that can.

This is something Brits and maybe other Europeans have problems understanding. Other cultures don't drink nearly as much as we do, some not at all, not just Islamic cultures either. Alcohol has a certain cultural significance and there's cross-tolerance over generations, you've probably heard of how isolated groups of humans were much able to get drunk off less alcohol, or were more prone to sugar related side effects i.e diabetes. It's because their ancestors (unlike yours) didn't consume it over thousands of years.

Read about a paki trying to commit suicide with a bottle of whiskey and thought that's a regular Friday night in Newcastle.

Britain is a nation of alcoholics and it's most certainly not the norm like you've convinced yourself it is.

It's haram to him.

>Roast for a fiver
Burnt lidl aunt bessie clone spuds and Yorkshires confirmed

map

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Jesus christ what a fucking embarrassment
I'm more patriotic about my british ancestry than you are and you're trying to give a lecture on patriotism
Go to the USA then and marry one of the 50% negriods or tacos you self hating cuckold

>THEY TALKED OF WHAT THEY CALLED "MULTIRACIALISM"

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BUT WHAT DOES IT REALLY MEAN?

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I actually enjoy british culture, I think brits have a snarky outlook on life that is often refreshing compared to the rest of european countries.
It's too bad they became an intellectual desert since WW2, it's almost as bad the germans, I don't know what they need to stop being so sclerotic.

>there's 2 pakis i knew at my old uni
>brother and sister
>family must have thought they'd remain chaste together, brother looking out for sister etc.
>hardly into their first term
>she sleeps around like a turbo whore, gotta a thing for bbc
>him, he comes out as homo
>when parents visit, she dons a hijab and he wears paki pyjamas

>british beer gardens

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I took a day off and had a blast.
I'm fucking proud of my country and what we've done. We built a fuck off massive empire that ruled the world and the sun has not set on the British empire since the 1800s.
The special relationship is important and I want my country to stop being so cucked desu but doesn't mean I can't have some fun once in a while lad.

didn't they still cut of gooks heads in the 50s?

Bullshit, korea should be a black hole
>Deep thinking
on 4chins 2bh
>Kraut
>Beer
Cant wait for the cheap import shit you send us now your out of the footy

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Visit a museum or gallery once in a while faggot.

And yet you celebrate the many thousands of deaths of your countrymen and the cucking of your own kingdom
Swerve bitch

>special relationship
Fucking LOL.

>I'm fucking proud of my country and what we've done
So why are you celebrating our most famous defeat?
You should celebrate on 21st October?

>war plan red
>suez crisis
>the manhattan project
>funding the IRA
>the """"""""special relationship"""""""""
fucking lmao

>enjoying a bit of footie
Is that what you call drinking, fighting and rioting?

>>special relationship
>Fucking LOL.
yeah, you wouldn't understand iqbal, there's an anglo-sphere of great white countries which shitskins like you flee to!

Fucking oath cunt

I tried British culture today for lunch. I had a pickle and cheese sandwich.
I expected the branston to smell of pickles, or kind of white vinegar. It's much more a malt vinegar. That's gone bad. And you've added fish to it. And it's half salt, and the other half is bitters.
The cheddar covered it up a bit, and the bite of the (I assume carrot?) was kind of nice. But the bottle was sealed, and the BB was over a year away so I assume it hadn't gone bad. I don't see the appeal of it if that is what it's supposed to taste like. I'd rather just have the cheese alone, and picked beets or herring or something to the side
I'll not have it again I expect.

>I want the Brits to hate the Americans
Who could be behind these posts?

this is patrician tier

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Yes, drinking fighting and rioting is fun cuck.
People enjoy conflict, why do you think this place is so popular?

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>be only person on the entire british isles who celebrates the 4th july
>still pretends to be normal

Nigger google War Of Independence and reflect on your utterly retarded decision to celebrate the death of your own people and then talk to me about "patriotism"

Mate I had a good time why don't you want to have fun? Or are you one of those people for whom everything is political and you can't have fun unless your politics say it's ok?
It was over 200 years ago loosen up lad.

There's Muslims and one that describes himself as an 'atheist sandniger' shifting up the board today.
Disgusting

So why did they betray us at Suez? Why did they do nothing at Falklands? Why did they directly support and fund the IRA?

This is pretty common in Aus
Love beans on toast

brits fought brits, one group of brits won.

>shifting
Shitting is a word. Why change words, it wasn't a typo it's just my counting phone. I'm sure it knows when I'm being politically incorrect and sabotages me

If it was 200 years ago why are you fucking celebrating it then you weird cunt
I get the feeling you dont have the slightest clue about history and just follow Jow Forums memes as a guide to life

>So why did they betray us at Suez? Why did they do nothing at Falklands? Why did they directly support and fund the IRA?
feel free to identify (((those))) doing the betraying!

Brits fought a bunch of traitors and lost everything

>Brits fought a bunch of traitors and lost everything
learn some history and lurk moar iqbal!

Let's just all get together and kill America! We can do it r-right guys? Surely a few emus and Britain's ONE tank (yes we have only one tank) can win a war against America!