I want to be cute programmer too UwU

I want to be cute programmer too UwU

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whats stopping you

I am 100kg and 2m

programmers come with all sizes user

var newy2
var newyy2
var frame2 = this.char.chara_main_mc.panties.currentFrame
/////////////////////
this.char.chara_main_mc.panties.addEventListener(MouseEvent.MOUSE_UP, this.GETY2);
this.char.chara_main_mc.panties.addEventListener(MouseEvent.MOUSE_DOWN, this.GETYY2);
this.char.chara_main_mc.panties.addEventListener(MouseEvent.CLICK, this.changeframe2);
/////////////////////
function GETY2(event: MouseEvent): void {
trace(mouseY)
this.newy2 = (mouseY)
trace(this.newy2)
} // end function
/////////////////////
function GETYY2(event: MouseEvent): void {
trace(mouseY)
this.newyy2 = (mouseY)
trace(this.newyy2)
} // end function
/////////////////////
function changeframe2(event: MouseEvent): void {
if (this.frame2 == 1) {
if (this.newy2 > this.newyy2) {
this.char.chara_main_mc.panties.gotoAndStop(3);
} else if (this.newy2 < this.newyy2) {
this.char.chara_main_mc.panties.gotoAndStop(1);
}
}
} // end function

I dont know how can I be cute when there are 50 kg 160 cute programmers :(

I want to be a programmer at all but I'm dumb

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Life is not a contest user there will always be someone who finds you cute
i dont want to be a programmer and im dumb lole

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You can be cute by writing quality code that will help a lot of people.

Holy poop. Lose some weight man.

im a programmer and still dumb lole

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Can you add and subtract?

traps are disgusting, kys

Who the hell is AMY and why is your ID telling me to fuck him?

ur mum lol

cs.cmu.edu/afs/cs/academic/class/15213-f15/www/schedule.html

#owned

My mums a man?

stop misgendering your mum

>Starting with C and Assembly

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Okie

literally the best way to learn programming desu

C is not easy and Assembly is fucking humongous, if you want to start doing shit without smashing your head with a hammer better go for JS, AS3 or C#

Only if there's a reward at the end
Yay we're all dumb people together

>JS
>terrible object model and dynamic typeless syntax
if you wanna make someone suicidal by all means.

C is a very simple language and using it teaches valuable low level techniques such as memory manipulation and management.
Object model languages like C# teach bad practices and design patterns if you don't know how to avoid that, which people won't if they're new to programming.
Teaching someone C first gives them skills and knowledge they can transfer to other languages and, thanks to it's ubiquity, many languages (like C# or JS) have C like syntaxes so people familiar with C can pick them up easily, while already having learned the basics of programming in a more simple and efficient language. Not to mention almost every high level language has bindings for libc.
Just because something is `easy' doesn't make it better.

As for assembly; assembly is architecture specific, learning what your architecture does, even if you don't use the assembly itself for anything, helps with optimisations and improving efficiency in higher level languages, because you can make assumptions about instructions generated.

Alternatively if you wanna go full theory read SICP and learn a Lisp instead.