Rules: You can be a Human, Arume or Animal (if youre into that kind of stuff) Postion, gear and outcome of your decisions is determined by rolls, 1 is shitty, 98 is good, dubs and above are even better Chimpouts between players must be settled between themselves
Story: Some fukin aliens named arume that looks like wamin have invaded earth in 2025 because they are aliens and have nothing better to do it seems. But they were met with lots of explosions. Its 2027 now and it seems like this war is going nowhere. Will yo be able to determine the outcome of the fuckfest of explosions? (story also takes place in western europe because fuck drumpf)
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Juan Barnes
>Wake up
Carson Moore
DUBS Congratz on your dubz You can either be: A Paladin in the Resistance in the Netherlands A civillian in Switzerland A Class 1 Arume Soldier in South Spain Or a modified Dog/Cat that can withstand most common explosions and has higher intelligence
23 Well, good luck with what you get. You can either be: A Resistance recruit in the netherlands A Civillian in East-France A Class 5 Arume Soldier in South Spain Or a Dog/Cat that failed its Modifications but still aquiered small explosive resistance and slightly higher intelligence
12 Oh boi You can be: A Resistance Recruit in the Netherlands A Civillian in North Spain A Dog/Cat that CAN mutate Or A Class 6 Arume Soldier in South Spain
Brandon Cruz
53 Fairly okay You can be: A Resistance Soldier in the Netherlands A Civillian in South Germany A Class 4 Arume Soldier in South Spain Or a Cat/Dog that got decent explosion resistance and intellect
14 Have fun You can either be: A Resistance Recruit in the Netherlands A Civillian in Belgium A Dog/Cat that CAN mutate Or A Class 6 Arume Soldier in South spain
Ill roll for you 48 You can either be: A Resistance Soldier in the Netherlands A Civillian in Belgium A Class 4 Arume Soldier in South Spain Or a Cat/Dog that got decent explosion resistance and intellect
Choose carefully, every location has its meaning.
John Lewis
Civilian South Germany
Jackson Collins
>civilian in north spain, where else would a Basque be?
Luke Moore
>Civilian in belgium >Wake the fuck up and look around
Asher Moore
i'll be a paladin? >look around and try to figure out what a paladin is
Joseph Jones
>Hook me up with the civilian choice >Look at my sorroundings
2 You wake up in an abandoned shack, you last few dynamite sticks bound tightly to your belt You look around and only see a few burned papers and a broken explosive armor.
43 You wake up with your trusty Dynamite launcher in an abandoned city. You look around and see a few dynamite balls scattered around the floor.
10 You wake up in what seems to be a basement You look around and only find a locked box.
26 You wake up in your Bedroom to the beautiful sight of your explosive jump armor. You hear a speaker talk about recent happenings.
26 You suddenly wake up to some french gibberish about baguettes coming from a radio nearby. You look around and find 2 Baguette shaped bombs.
99 Nice Dubs
You can either be: A Paladin in the Resistance in the Netherlands A civillian in Switzerland A Class 1 Arume Soldier in South Spain Or a modified Dog/Cat that can withstand most common explosions and has higher intelligence
Lincoln Bennett
>listen to what they're saying >figure out what explosive jump armour means
Aiden Campbell
>Throw the box on the ground to see if it opens or breaks >If nothing happens just go outside
Jaxon White
Thx Eh, I've already been everything else, let's be a hot arume >look at my general surroundings
Sebastian Sullivan
>Try to memorize what the radio is saying after that, search for any human being
Brody Parker
>grab the biggest pieces of the bomb suit and strap them on before going out.
Blake Sanders
"Hmmmmmm I WONDER what this place is..." >Look around and hold my dynamite launcher ready
Adrian Hall
>throws grenades at Arumes
Dominic Adams
a universe parallel to fallout universe, exactly the same but not quite
Daniel Perez
30 "Operation "Mutation Blueprint" was a clear success. If our lucky streak continues we will be able to start mutating animals again." "Today will be the start of "Operation Mutation Gear", any interested Paladins shall please report to the General."
58 You throw the box to the ground and it surprisingly opens. Insinde you find a "Build your own McNuke!" kit. But its missing the instructions.
31 You wake up and get out of your private sleeping cell and instantly get greeted by a group of class 4s screaming "We lost the blueprints!" Their faces turn to you in horror as you get out.
32 You kind of memorize the important sounding parts and get out of the house. You find yourself in a small village but there is not a single soul
91 You somehow manage to strap the dynamite sticks to you. You walk out and you can only see a road. There is a sign saying "Next City in 2 Kilometers"
17 You look around the building for a while. You can hear steps coming from a lower floor.
You throw grenades but there are no arumes to be hit...
You gonna play with us or you wanna make more fallout references?
Asking for a friend.
Logan Sullivan
>Take the shit from the kit >Go outside
Tyler Harris
>Ready the dynamite launcher "GEE, I WONDER WHAT THAT COULD BE!" >Brace for rape
David Collins
>Pick up the baguettes and search for a weapon after that start wandering to the main city
Jose Brown
"yare yare daze, this resistance is insane..." >go walk to the general
>Begin walking in the direction of the city, try to hitchhike if i see any cars.
Daniel King
>try to remember what they mean by blueprints "WHAT!" "HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!?" "WHICH ONE OF YOU BIMBOS IS TO BLAME FOR THIS!?"
Easton Campbell
>Go to the city
Isaiah Watson
23 You take the kit and walk outside. You find yourself in a small village. You can hear talking in the distance.
43 You look around the corner and see 3 arume talking to each other. They dont seem to notice you.
13 You take the Baguettes and look around for useful weapons but you can only find 3 dynamite sticks. You get out and start walking to the main city when you suddenly hear steps from behind the house.
46 You walk into the main hall where you are instantly meeted by another Paladin with his group. They are clearly drunk and are screaming "WE DID IT" "WE ARE THE BEST" and "DUDE FUCK ARUMES"
31 You are on the way to the city when suddenly a Jeep drives past you. Its passangers are all obese fucks with arume masks screaming wreid gibberish while their 20 boom boxes play "its everyday bro" They completely ignore you.
60 They all shut up and take a few steps back from you. They shove a Class 3 Arume infront of you who looks like she is about to break down crying.
>Hide in a nearby brush and try to see if someone shows up
Joseph Thompson
>Give her a furious glare and ask her what happened
Aiden Brooks
"Damn it everything's already exploded. Well, better find the resistance" >Goes and tries to find the resistance and also that user canadian
Joseph Gonzalez
>blow the mutts up
Luis Green
DUBS You take a shot with the launcher and the dynamite explodes right infront of their faces, killing them all instantly.
51 You follow the sound. You can see a group of 4 guys talking to each other.
Go go past them. In their drunk being they dont notice you. You go into General Ron McNuker's Office.
91 You hide in a bush but it seems that nobody is coming. But you start to hear grunting and... digging?
Shes barely able to speak but you can make out a few words: "Mutation.... print.... north.... facility.... resistance.... killed....gave...... print...."
83 You find yourself in the netherlands at the Resistance headquaters. You are really exited because you can finally become a recruit.
38 You take one of the sticks, light it and throw it at them. You miss them but the explosion almost topples the Jeep and you can hear exited screaming. Something fell out of it too.
---------- THE END... FOR NOW ----------
Jaxson Morris
>I pick up a big rock and i start to sneak towards the digging and grunting taking my distance just in case
Camden Smith
i walk in "general... there's a new mission? let me be a part of it... those mongrels out there are useless..."