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/b/ is super boring is Jow Forums any more fun because I have some stories I'd like to turn into greentexts

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knowyourmeme.com/memes/dubs-guy-check-em
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we're super fun!

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This seems a lot more vanilla and weeabooish

checked
also no u

What does checked mean because this is literally my first day on here

not much biting today huh...

knowyourmeme.com/memes/dubs-guy-check-em

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I am the apex predator of this board GIVE RESPECT NOW

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i'll bite you in a complementary non sexual way to ASSERT MY DOMINANCE, RARW OWO

I would but theres a lotta ligma going on rn

oh ok please jump on a bridge , make like a leaf and blow this Popsicle stand

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Ligma rocket popsicle because its melting and my stomach hurts I cant finish it

Bruh I lick popsiclers all day. They taste FUCKING DELICIOUS. SO I will. If your stomach hurts then just throw up

I cant i just keep retching and my mom says that I'm allowed to have dessert tonight because of it :(

Yeah you seem cool but people don't really like greentexts here or anything that reminds them of /b/ so try to refrain from that.

slap that bitch right upside the head and tell her to go fuck herself

Hey how the fuck do I look at my own posts because I lost the link to something I just posted

what are you talking about

You could check your history or if you remember what you posted you can search for it in the archive.

what is up r/greentext!!

this is r/banter please refrain what the heck you are talking about

>how the fuck do I look at my own posts

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The stuff that I've posted how can I find it so I can look at the replies

I just told you dumdum

you either find it on the catalog or ‘bookmark’ it by having it open in another tab
its not too hard to figure out

are you asking if Jow Forums catalogs your personal post history?..

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Sorry fellas I'm a bit high and totally braindead. Thanks for the help!

Summer fag gets double dubs on first day, you’re gonna have a good time here

holy shit this guy is loaded

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I'm scared to even ask what that means

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Means you're gonna get buttraped, bucko.

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summerfag is a term for all the kids that come to Jow Forums after school’s out. Jow Forums traffic would typically double and decrease in posting qualitt but now Jow Forums is known all over the internet so its sort of a dated term
dubs are when the last two digits of your post number are identical (e.g. 5726788). double dubs basically means the two before that are also identical (e.g. 5735577). if three at the end are identical, they are called trips. if four are the end are identical, they are called quads, and so on.

tl;dr lurk moar newfag

Thanks you just saved me

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Hey whats that you have in your coat there buddy