Alice3D is the best poster on Jow Forums. Why? She is sexy and provides a garnish of class and decorum to the incessant degeneracy that is Jow Forums. She teaches basement dwelling neckbeards how to cook simple things beyond microwaveable trendies and pizza rolls. She is a light of kindness and help to the broken anons who infest this board. You insult her for “shilling” her twitch and patreon, but she is actually doing you a favor by posting them here. She streams games and anime every night and she makes herself available for your beta orbiting needs in an unprecedented way. Yes, you NEED to beta orbit and we all only dream we could be worthy of beta orbiting her, and she provides many social media venues for you to interact with her and donate. She knows what is best for you as you wallow in your ignorance and hatred and does everything she does because it’s in your best interests. Alice is the closest thing to Christ on this earth since 33 AD, so kind and selfless and giving, and we are unworthy of her. Reflect and repent, and abase yourself before her. Alice will forgive you and show you the way to the light if you just accept her dominion over you.
Alice3D is the best poster on Jow Forums. Why...
Stop spamming this.
You already ran 2 threads here and one on /b/.
>I'm pretending to be retarded
ok
Stop insulting Alice or you’ll this more often than Andy Sixx threads.
Where did I insult Alice?
I'm just annoyed at the copypasta spamming
I actually like Alice
When trolls disrupt Alice threads and insult Alice then I don’t get sufficient Alice thread satisfaction and I’ll have to make more threads about her.
Well alright then.
Just remember to donate...
She doesn't like attention, but remember... twitch.tv/celtyplays !
W-whatever makes you happy, dear
I always l-like that one
>Alice3D is the best poster on Jow Forums
No thats me
is this the fascist party of poland?
Your average Alice "fan", ladies and gents.
I think he might be pulling both of our legs, user.
I don't think any of that was genuine.
Just a thought
i dont get this new meme
hurr durr
wrong pic
This is what you meant.
No. Completely genuine.
How come the OP post ID is different then?
Phone posting
I think this might cause Alice headaches more than anything but...hey whatever.
A lot of people seem to have something against her and I don't really get it. Linking her social media shit is a little over the top I guess, but man I don't think I've ever seen anyone catch so much hate over something that's relatively innocuous.
This dumb whore needs a slap session for being a dumb whore.
Yes. Who's calling?
nah I found you in the thread you made, don't worry about it boss
I didnt make any threads in last week or so.
I'm not the person you're thinking about.
It’s more about punishing the trolls with an incessantly running sore of complimentary Alice threads than it is about helping her. If they stop harassing her, these threads stop. If not...it’s no problem for me to keep a few of these in the catalog at all times for the next five years.
well whatever, I was talking to the fascist party of poland anyway
go back to your /b/ hellhole
Grow up kid.
how much?
Well hey, fair enough then.
Godspeed
you're basically punishing everybody with something that a few people do.
Relax, he doesn't know what a nice call to 555-Abib can do.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Alice threads. The cuisine is extremely complex, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the recipes will go over a typical viewer's head.
your loss. I only come on Jow Forums when I see alice is posting in other threads, to check if she has one here and shit it up.
Alice is amazing~
You’re here now, and she isn’t posting anywhere.
Agreed! Isn’t she so nice?
>you only look for alice's threads to shit them up
what the fuck is wrong with you
DEAL WITH IT
She really is!
I would like to pat her head gently
She's manipulative, a habitual liar, makes fun of the people she helps in other threads, and is overall arrogant as all hell. She doesn't do this to help anons, she does it for an ego boost.
Is t-that a fact?
None of this is true.
>She's manipulative
How so?
>A habitual liar
What's she lying about?
>Makes fun of the other people she helps in other threads
wut
>overall arrogant as hell
Maybe? She's rude to people that are rude to her I guess. Which seems like a fair play to me.
>She doesn't do this to help anons
That's just like, your opinion man.
I doubt you can read her mind. I've seen her donate money and give impassioned speeches to people before, and she runs threads despite all the hate she gets
I don't really see it. Maybe she's snarky sometimes but like, whom'stve amonstv'e us is a saint?
inb4 rose
She is a saint but she doesn't count
Alice is much kinder to the trolls than they deserve and she is saintly to everyone else.
>What's she lying about?
She lies about not wanting attention, she lies about not plugging her twitch and patreon, and she lies about not being able to see posts when they contain screencaps of her saying contradictory things. She lies about little things, so she may very well be lying about bigger things as well.
>I doubt you can read her mind.
Very alice thing to say....
You seem awfully defensive about Alice...
But she's totally honest about her various social media associations, she even posts links when people ask her to
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Who cares if she wants attention or not?
That doesn't automatically mean she's a monster.
>she lies about not being able to see posts when they contain screencaps of her saying contradictory things
Wat
>she lies about little things
>she might be lying about bigger things too
I mean, maybe? but the key word there is "may"
You don't know anymore than I do for sure. So to jump off whole sale based on an assumption is a little fucking weird.
>Very alice thing to say
que?
t. Alice
She lies and says she doesn't like attention and would prefer not to have any, but she has to post pictures of herself and let people know she's alice/celty, instead of remaining user. Seems like a liar to me.
The only thing you can do is shitposting + reporting them because her army of autistic tards are going to push her bullshit 24/7, so one of our solutions is making them uncomfortable.
She doesn’t want attention. The social media is a sacrifice on her part. It’s a huge sacrifice of time and effort to do the threads and streams every night. She’s an attractive woman. She doesn’t need to do that to get attention. She gets attention merely by existing. She’s doing it for us, you fool. She knows we need the kindness of her interactions and she makes herself available in multiple ways so we can have that, and she puts up with the hatred to do it. She’s kinder, more compassionate, and more noble than Mother Teresa.
t. retard
t. Alice
t. Alice
>Mother Teresa
She was an evil cunt so that's not exactly a feat desu
or there could be a larger game afoot~
something so twisted it is beauty incarnate~
how do you know alice is who you see on the screen?
What if that is just Watari?
stop posting
t. Alice
Agreed.
ocassional timestamps.
Those can be played out in advance~
Either way alice is an attention-whore masquerading as a good samaritan. We know this to be true.
>we know this to be true
It's just you who thinks that, faggot.
You’ll get tired of shitposting in my pro-Alice threads long before I get tired of making them, I promise you this.
t. Alice
I was on the fence but I'm with you at this point,
This dude is fucking insufferable
Fuck off nigger.
Have you ever looked into Mother Theresa?
Pretty vile woman, not even fucking with you
The power to end all of this is within your hands. Stop harassing her and show her the fawning devotion and utter respect that is her due and it will all be over.
She's a Saint you fucking cuckold
Yes. Join. Us. Join. Us. Join. Us. Join. Us. Join. Us.
I hope she gets raped and killed by a bunch of niggers, so she is not going to shit on this character anymore.
based
N-not sure how I'm shitting on the character but okay...
MODS, BAN EVASION
fuck off go back to /b/, nobody wants you here
t. Alice
I l-like how you didn't notice m-me for several posts.
I want her here.
Just because she was ordained as a saint doesn't automatically mean she was necessarily a good person in life, user.
Don't let your religious beliefs cloud your judgement of reality.
I like alice on bant~
t. Alice
She can post but without the "hu-hurrr I-Im a woman do-donate to m-my patreon in pornhub"
I try not to notice people like you
I'm q-quite sure I've never said anything even remotely l-like that.
S-sounds like a personal p-problem to me
No. She’ll post her social media links and you’ll donate to her, and you’ll like it.
*notices alice pic*
I love Alice and her gigantic cock! >_
S-sounds like you're t-trolling. I wasn't even talking to you, but once again, if the attention isn't on you, you have to "fix" it
I d-do -t-too!
I'm out, this is cringe and you people should be ashamed of worshipping a talking cunt like it's a big deal. There's plenty of fish, go outside and talk to women.
I agree w-with this advice
don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out
Don't go!
Have some lemon cake and stay!
t. Alice
> She is sexy
she has no hips lole
I-i'm not alice, j-just a -f-f-fan desu~